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Never have I seen a more sound secondary. I’m sure having Caleb Downs helps, but fuck. No busted coverages, no one ever wide open, anything that could be considered open would have minimal YAC. The very definition of a “Rolling Ball of Butcher Knives.” 
 

CHIEF

He was an nfl head coach. Still young.  Other than the bellichek stench and looking like a slob there was nothing about him that said  he couldn’t coach defense   Young and hungry still

 

17 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

Never have I seen a more sound secondary. I’m sure having Caleb Downs helps, but fuck. No busted coverages, no one ever wide open, anything that could be considered open would have minimal YAC. The very definition of a “Rolling Ball of Butcher Knives.” 
 

CHIEF

If Wingo makes the catch on the 3rd and 5, this may be a completely different conversation 

It was a very good defense, from the stands I can tell you there were some open receivers that manning just never saw, he was also late on a few. 

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Ehhh.... He was pretty good, but I don't think they were elite schematically and he didn't recruit any of that secondary.

1 turnover

Gave up 336 total yards

170 yards given up rushing with 4.5 YPC

Texas was in the RZ 4 times.

This wasn't some dominating performance.

Texas really did a poor job in the RZ..... again.  This is becoming a hallmark of Sark and he needs to solve it quickly.  Gotta score TDs in the RZ, even against top 10 teams.  

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Matt Patricia fucking sucks and you're a loser for creating this thread.

14 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Ehhh.... He was pretty good, but I don't think they were elite schematically and he didn't recruit any of that secondary.

1 turnover

Gave up 336 total yards

170 yards given up rushing with 4.5 YPC

Texas was in the RZ 4 times.

This wasn't some dominating performance.

Texas really did a poor job in the RZ..... again.  This is becoming a hallmark of Sark and he needs to solve it quickly.  Gotta score TDs in the RZ, even against top 10 teams.  

How the fuck is he going to solve it if he still has the same issue since OU 2023

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They won a home game against someone that hasn’t really played at this level much. Fuck them. 

Wow!

Completely unbelievable that he won by a touchdown in his home stadium against a QB in his first road start with one of the most talented rosters in the country.

Hall of famer for sure!!!

2 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Wow!

Completely unbelievable that he won by a touchdown in his home stadium against a QB in his first road start with one of the most talented rosters in the country.

Hall of famer for sure!!!

He essentially shut out sark the savant

5 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

How the fuck is he going to solve it if he still has the same issue since OU 2023

May have to bring in some different thought leaders.  Self-evaluation.  Re-adjust his tendencies?  Again, we ran the ball well but things have to get better in the RZ.  It's unacceptable.  

It took really shitty game management ans really shitty QB play to make him look all world. So yeah. I’ll stick with PK.

One of my best friends is tOSU top 3 donor.  They just reload.  And they have the culture.  Culture matters too.  
Bringing Matt in is genius.  Assholes.  

6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

One of my best friends is tOSU top 3 donor.  They just reload.  And they have the culture.  Culture matters too.  
Bringing Matt in is genius.  Assholes.  

They have a standard.   They were willing to fire Day last year.   We’re not like that.  Culture

7 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

One of my best friends is tOSU top 3 donor.  They just reload.  And they have the culture.  Culture matters too.  
Bringing Matt in is genius.  Assholes.  

Maybe take some notes and share them with OU's top brass considering y'all are a fucking laughing stock right now.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Maybe take some notes and share them with OU's top brass considering y'all are a fucking laughing stock right now.

Different game when everyone can pay

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Maybe take some notes and share them with OU's top brass considering y'all are a fucking laughing stock right now.

Lol or I could give 100M myself.  No thanks

But laughingstock is rich.  You’re the laughingstock right now.  OU +10 in Dallas is the line.  Name a price.  Mods can keep this one unlike my other bets w 1% here who I trust/arent poor.  

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5 hours ago, Effyourcouch said:

He's not that great.  If our DC played against Arch, he'd be Bad Mfer, too!

Well, our DC is a bad mf'er, so....

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

But laughingstock is rich.

It's really not.

Not interested in your opinion today. Good luck with Michigan. Two teams that Texas would have kicked the dogshit out of today.

Did BV get some of his $1M back for hanging 35 on Illinois East Southwest high-school today?

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Just now, ztejas said:

It's really not.

Not interested in your opinion today. Good luck with Michigan. Two teams that Texas would have kicked the dogshit out of today.

Cool.  You talk shit or wanna bet some money?  UT in Dallas and 10 points.  I’ll bet your daddy’s house.  We both keep the money in escrow.  Your Dad will understand all this complicated language.  

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

It's really not.

Not interested in your opinion today. Good luck with Michigan. Two teams that Texas would have kicked the dogshit out of today.

SMU grad

Just now, Kennythetiger said:

Well, we don’t know that for sure. 

Maybe not Walmart fan

5 hours ago, CHIEF said:

Never have I seen a more sound secondary. I’m sure having Caleb Downs helps, but fuck. No busted coverages, no one ever wide open, anything that could be considered open would have minimal YAC. The very definition of a “Rolling Ball of Butcher Knives.” 

CHIEF

Are you certain no one was ever wide open? Did you have full view of the field watching the WRs on every single play? I never have that good of camera angles watching it on TV and if you're watching it live in the stadium, it's still tough to be disciplined enough to say you saw it all.

1 minute ago, Kennythetiger said:

Huh?  

Meaning you’re actual UT Kenny.  Not SMU

Im blitzed.  Sorry 

bet stands 

He's an overrated pencil eared buffoon who was laughed out of the NFL.

But so was Sark, and I guess he's wose.

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Meaning you’re actual UT Kenny.  Not SMU

Im blitzed.  Sorry 

bet stands 

No, sir. I, like you, frequent this board only to bring some class to these godless heathens. I am KSU/ KU alumni. 
Z edited his post and added the BV part after I commented that we should be conservative in handing out ass-kickings after today. 

If you’ve never seen a more sound secondary you haven’t watched much football. It was fine. A lot of QBs today would have shredded them.

5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

If you like him so much you should marry him

Texas won’t let me.  

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Matt Patricia is so dumb he has two first names.

And they’re both girls names.  
 

13 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Cool.  You talk shit or wanna bet some money?  UT in Dallas and 10 points.  I’ll bet your daddy’s house.  We both keep the money in escrow.  Your Dad will understand all this complicated language.  

SMU grad

Maybe not Walmart fan

You are pumping up Ohio State on a Horns board after we lost to them. I'm allowed to retort.

No I'm not interested in putting money on Texas to cover in Dallas just like I won't be interested in doing that the week of the game. 

Worry about your own team. 

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Texas won’t let me.  

You can get better than that slob Patricia 

34 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

He's an overrated pencil eared buffoon who was laughed out of the NFL.

But so was Sark, and I guess he's wose.

So were Saban and Meyers ...

Moore was wide open on the 1st play of the game with plenty of room for YAC. Wingo was wide open on 3rd and 5 with an entire field in front of him. Sarkis8an had a pathetic gameplay and Manning was off. Otherwise Patricia was dynamite. We outgained them by over 100 yards, and controlled the LOS for much of the game. 

So glad the real season is here.  And the season isn’t over after a loss. LFG

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1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Ewers and you win by 14

Why does everyone think this? Patricia would have had an entirely different scheme vs Ewers

25 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Moore was wide open on the 1st play of the game with plenty of room for YAC. Wingo was wide open on 3rd and 5 with an entire field in front of him. Sarkis8an had a pathetic gameplay and Manning was off. Otherwise Patricia was dynamite. We outgained them by over 100 yards, and controlled the LOS for much of the game. 

They were able to be very vanilla on offense. You know, because we suck at red zone offense 

5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Why does everyone think this? Patricia would have had an entirely different scheme vs Ewers

I’m a troll.  Was in jest.  

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5 hours ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

Absolute defensive genius!! Not many D coordinators could lose a game when Tom Brady throws for over 500 yards and 3 TDs. Defensive idiot savant!

 

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Sark ain’t Doug Peterson 

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

I, like you, frequent this board only to bring some class to these godless heathens. I am KSU/ KU alumni.  

Shocked The Usual Suspects GIF

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Ewers and you win by 14

and that’s if Ewers is playing hurt.  healthy Ewers and Ryan Day might be looking for a job tomorrow. 

Patricia did a good job, but the best DC yesterday was PK and it wasn't close.  

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4 hours ago, Pods said:

Patricia did a good job, but the best DC yesterday was PK and it wasn't close.  

Holding OSU to 203 total offensive yards will be the lowest total they achieve all year including the CFP. I'll make a bet with anyone that statement holds true. 

There is plenty to bemoan about the offense and the D had 2 costly penalties, other than that Texas D was absolutely the highlight and brightest spot of the game.

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