September 16, 20187 yr 6 minutes ago, tejas60 said: ahem: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2979098 Fuckin' LOL
September 16, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, tejas60 said: ahem: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2979098 The legit post on Texags..... What a silly bunch. They're just ate up with the need to be affirmed and recognized as anything but the mullets they are. A truly silly bunch.
September 16, 20187 yr 13 minutes ago, tejas60 said: ahem: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2979098 you truly can't make this shit up
September 16, 20187 yr I love this line. cevans_40 4:55p AG More likely that some sip copied the legit post from texags and attempted to edit to fit tu.
September 16, 20187 yr 19 minutes ago, tejas60 said: ahem: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2979098 Wow4
September 16, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, TexMexBuddha said: From USCFootball.com https://247sports.com/college/usc/Article/Emergency-FB-Live-Discussing-USCs-breakdown-in-Texas--121964151/ So the targeting hit on their defensive lineman and the interception by Boyd were questionable calls?
September 16, 20187 yr 48 minutes ago, hookem48 said: you truly can't make this shit up I go over there occasionally and try to fuck with them. Heavy emphasis on "try." Most of them are so fucking stupid it defies belief. Zero self awareness. The one post that blows my mind is they can't say "Surly Horns" because it will give the BOMC a million clicks and thus a decided schematic advantage for the next 100 years. Edited September 16, 20187 yr by Bullneck
September 16, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said: So the targeting hit on their defensive lineman and the interception by Boyd were questionable calls? From the article I gathered that after the "non-safety" (a pretty bad call. Taurean Henderson v. OU level) that anything officiating related was suspect. Basically, like arguing balls and strikes. Once you start, you can't stop.
September 17, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, tejas60 said: ahem: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2979098 Ho. Lee. Shit. What a bunch of mouth breathing morons. The jokes just keep writing themselves.
September 17, 20187 yr End of the game the small Trojan Band continent relegated to the upper reaches of the north end zone tried to play to USC fight song only to be drowned out by the jumbotron intern. Please fire that douchebag....However, at end of the game USC travel band made their way up the hill to buses on Red River....they were having a blast marching along (unfortunately got some unkind shit thrown at them by some tshirt fans). They assembled right on Red River by outlet taikgats, got some directions from their band director, played the fight song and adjourned. Pretty cool of them actually.
September 17, 20187 yr 10 minutes ago, gecko said: End of the game the small Trojan Band continent relegated to the upper reaches of the north end zone tried to play to USC fight song only to be drowned out by the jumbotron intern. Please fire that douchebag.... However, at end of the game USC travel band made their way up the hill to buses on Red River....they were having a blast marching along (unfortunately got some unkind shit thrown at them by some tshirt fans). They assembled right on Red River by outlet taikgats, got some directions from their band director, played the fight song and adjourned. Pretty cool of them actually. Yeah, they did the same thing to us last year with The Eyes
September 17, 20187 yr Did anyone bitching about the non-safety mention the blatant hold on their first TD or the trapped ball on the long reception that lead to their 2nd TD? Sorry for sounding like a sore winner. It's just that the only USC fan I know is my daughter's college soccer coach. A few of her teammates watched the game on a road trip, and she said she really had to bite her tongue. He's not a USC grad though, just an LA guy. Edited September 17, 20187 yr by ImissWallyPryor
September 17, 20187 yr I'm skeptical as hell about this sort of post, but everyone in our section was cool to the SC dudes until some jackass through a football that almost hit a cheerleader, at which point we all pointed him out to the cops. Cool point was defending about four SC fans against the cops who wanted just to bust someone instead of the guy who threw the ball and who bolted immediately thereafter.
September 17, 20187 yr It could be worse. You should checkout the game reports from Clemson fans last week. I don’t know if this is true or not. Seems like it could be. Aggy is weird: I had my own horrible experience the last time the Tigers played down in College Station last week. Me and the wife and my neighbor and his wife are great long-time Tiger fans and we decided to make the trip down to College Station for the game.We found CS nice enough, and looked forward to a great day of tailgating and SEC football. We parked the RV together witha few other Clemson boosters who had driven down for the game, but mostly surrounded by aggy fans. We got there around 9 a.m. and broke out the beer and brats, and stoked up the barbecue. I'd brought my mutt Dusty, he was a 9-year-old Golden Retriever, a bitgimpy from arthritis but friendly as all heck whose favorite thing in the whole world was to go to football tailgaters. I'd dragged thatdog all over the country - to Michigan and Nebraska in '14; to Wisconsin in '15 and never had any bad experience with Dusty - hewas the type of dog that would melt even the hardest Husker, who'd he greet with his favorite whiff frisbee in mouth.Anyways, we were having a pretty good time at the tailgater, talking it up with other Tiger fans and even breaking out some coldand icy ones for a few aggy fans who stopped by to chat and talk about the big game.It was mostly friendly stuff, except for one group of aggy fans in an old yellow school bus with back-to-back Aggy andConfederate flags who were directly to the right of my RV. From the time they got there, I sensed there was trouble. There was sixor seven of them, two of them apparently female. They were pretty loud and obnoxious from the beginning, blaring out whatsounded like Justin Bieber or worse. The seemed to have showed up drunk, and were drinking hard liquor, straight from thebottle. Soon after they got there, Dusty wandered on over and the biggest and meanest looking of the bunch (who they calledTiny), with a big Texas A&M logo tatooed his forehead, starts chasing him off yelling "GET ON OUT HERE YA Gawdang CarolinaDOG!!!! Except he didn't say "dang". He apparently didn't like the fact that Dusty was wearing his favorite Clemson doggie sweater.Anyways, I just gathered up Dusty and we stayed to ourselves with other Tiger fans trying to keep as far from trouble as we could.Pretty soon it was time to go to the game, and I did what I always do with Dusty, I tied his teather to the RV, leaving him a bowl ofwater and some food. I've regretted that decision a thousand times since then, even though at the time I'd thought nothing of it.The trouble makers in the school bus by then were ignoring us, having been joined by other friends, and obviously intoxicated inthe extreme.Of course we enjoyed the game, what with a Clemson win and all, and found Kyle Field to be an impressive stadium, even though the aggy fans were as placid as Tiger fans usually are. As we walked from the stadium after the game and approached the RV I could seeright away that something was wrong. The Tiger awning attached to the RV and covering the picnic table had been knockedover. I ran up to the RV calling Dusty’s name and to my horror saw that Dusty wasn’t there. The only thing there was his leashand empty collar.I looked frantically around for old Dusty, calling his name and asking anyone who would listen if they’d seen an old GoldenRetriever with a Clemson sweater. No one had. I was nearly in tears when I heard laughter and barking behind me. I turned around toagain face the Aggies on the bus, who by then numbered 10-12 or so. They were laughing, hollering and barking. I gathered mycourage and approached the group. Where’s my dog?? I demanded. All I got back was laughter and barking, and the big ugly onejust took a big bite out the huge Turkey leg he had just grabbed off the barbeque, dripping sauce all over his dirty Dat Nguyen jersey. “We ain’t seen no damn dog,” someone said, provoking more laughter and barking from the group. I was angry as hell,looking at each of them eye to eye, trying to see in their faces what they might have done with my Dusty.“Hey mister,” one of them finally said, “you hungry?” “Want something to eat?” I turned to look at the aggy fan minding the grill.“We were doggone hungry, so we cooked something up!” The whole group burst into howling laughter at that point, more than onespitting up food or liquor, bowled over and slapping each other on their backs. It was only then I realized where my Dusty hadgone. That wasn’t no turkey leg that Tiny was eating.“You ate Dusty,” I said to the aggy fans.Uttering that awful truth only sent the aggies into further laughter, and I did the only thing I could do. I turned around and walkedback to the RV. I told the wife that Dusty was gone and there wasn’t no point in looking for him. She could see I was upset andstarted to protest but then looked in my eyes and saw that it was true and that was that.Ever since that trip to CS, I havn’t much liked aggy fans. Each Saturday when I hear the Football scores over the PA, or onthe radio, I take special pleasure when A&M is at the losing end. Yesterday, I finally got me a new dog, a retriever, just a pup,who we named Dusty II. He’s a great dog and loves tailgating, though he can never replace old Dusty.On Monday, at a mall in Tuscaloosa, me and the wife ran into a group of Alabama football players. Saban was there, and I think thatHurts kid was too (he’s from Texas). I told them about Dusty and they practically cried. Most of them had dogs as kids,and didn’t have words bad enough for the kind of fans that would eat dog. I told them that I had moved on, not one to hold grudgesor to be hateful, even for such an awful thing. But I did ask them one thing. When you go into CS this year, could you do oldDusty a favor? Beat those aggies. Saban told me, “we’ll win for Dusty.”I hope they do too. Damn dog eaters.
September 17, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Landomatic said: Ho. Lee. Shit. What a bunch of mouth breathing morons. The jokes just keep writing themselves. They truly are dumb as a box of hair.
September 17, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Spankytoes said: It could be worse. You should checkout the game reports from Clemson fans last week. I don’t know if this is true or not. Seems like it could be. Aggy is weird: I had my own horrible experience the last time the Tigers played down in College Station last week. Me and the wife and my neighbor and his wife are great long-time Tiger fans and we decided to make the trip down to College Station for the game.We found CS nice enough, and looked forward to a great day of tailgating and SEC football. We parked the RV together witha few other Clemson boosters who had driven down for the game, but mostly surrounded by aggy fans. We got there around 9 a.m. and broke out the beer and brats, and stoked up the barbecue. I'd brought my mutt Dusty, he was a 9-year-old Golden Retriever, a bitgimpy from arthritis but friendly as all heck whose favorite thing in the whole world was to go to football tailgaters. I'd dragged thatdog all over the country - to Michigan and Nebraska in '14; to Wisconsin in '15 and never had any bad experience with Dusty - hewas the type of dog that would melt even the hardest Husker, who'd he greet with his favorite whiff frisbee in mouth.Anyways, we were having a pretty good time at the tailgater, talking it up with other Tiger fans and even breaking out some coldand icy ones for a few aggy fans who stopped by to chat and talk about the big game.It was mostly friendly stuff, except for one group of aggy fans in an old yellow school bus with back-to-back Aggy andConfederate flags who were directly to the right of my RV. From the time they got there, I sensed there was trouble. There was sixor seven of them, two of them apparently female. They were pretty loud and obnoxious from the beginning, blaring out whatsounded like Justin Bieber or worse. The seemed to have showed up drunk, and were drinking hard liquor, straight from thebottle. Soon after they got there, Dusty wandered on over and the biggest and meanest looking of the bunch (who they calledTiny), with a big Texas A&M logo tatooed his forehead, starts chasing him off yelling "GET ON OUT HERE YA Gawdang CarolinaDOG!!!! Except he didn't say "dang". He apparently didn't like the fact that Dusty was wearing his favorite Clemson doggie sweater.Anyways, I just gathered up Dusty and we stayed to ourselves with other Tiger fans trying to keep as far from trouble as we could.Pretty soon it was time to go to the game, and I did what I always do with Dusty, I tied his teather to the RV, leaving him a bowl ofwater and some food. I've regretted that decision a thousand times since then, even though at the time I'd thought nothing of it.The trouble makers in the school bus by then were ignoring us, having been joined by other friends, and obviously intoxicated inthe extreme.Of course we enjoyed the game, what with a Clemson win and all, and found Kyle Field to be an impressive stadium, even though the aggy fans were as placid as Tiger fans usually are. As we walked from the stadium after the game and approached the RV I could seeright away that something was wrong. The Tiger awning attached to the RV and covering the picnic table had been knockedover. I ran up to the RV calling Dusty’s name and to my horror saw that Dusty wasn’t there. The only thing there was his leashand empty collar.I looked frantically around for old Dusty, calling his name and asking anyone who would listen if they’d seen an old GoldenRetriever with a Clemson sweater. No one had. I was nearly in tears when I heard laughter and barking behind me. I turned around toagain face the Aggies on the bus, who by then numbered 10-12 or so. They were laughing, hollering and barking. I gathered mycourage and approached the group. Where’s my dog?? I demanded. All I got back was laughter and barking, and the big ugly onejust took a big bite out the huge Turkey leg he had just grabbed off the barbeque, dripping sauce all over his dirty Dat Nguyen jersey. “We ain’t seen no damn dog,” someone said, provoking more laughter and barking from the group. I was angry as hell,looking at each of them eye to eye, trying to see in their faces what they might have done with my Dusty.“Hey mister,” one of them finally said, “you hungry?” “Want something to eat?” I turned to look at the aggy fan minding the grill.“We were doggone hungry, so we cooked something up!” The whole group burst into howling laughter at that point, more than onespitting up food or liquor, bowled over and slapping each other on their backs. It was only then I realized where my Dusty hadgone. That wasn’t no turkey leg that Tiny was eating.“You ate Dusty,” I said to the aggy fans.Uttering that awful truth only sent the aggies into further laughter, and I did the only thing I could do. I turned around and walkedback to the RV. I told the wife that Dusty was gone and there wasn’t no point in looking for him. She could see I was upset andstarted to protest but then looked in my eyes and saw that it was true and that was that.Ever since that trip to CS, I havn’t much liked aggy fans. Each Saturday when I hear the Football scores over the PA, or onthe radio, I take special pleasure when A&M is at the losing end. Yesterday, I finally got me a new dog, a retriever, just a pup,who we named Dusty II. He’s a great dog and loves tailgating, though he can never replace old Dusty.On Monday, at a mall in Tuscaloosa, me and the wife ran into a group of Alabama football players. Saban was there, and I think thatHurts kid was too (he’s from Texas). I told them about Dusty and they practically cried. Most of them had dogs as kids,and didn’t have words bad enough for the kind of fans that would eat dog. I told them that I had moved on, not one to hold grudgesor to be hateful, even for such an awful thing. But I did ask them one thing. When you go into CS this year, could you do oldDusty a favor? Beat those aggies. Saban told me, “we’ll win for Dusty.”I hope they do too. Damn dog eaters. I would say this is bullshit except the "two of them apparently female" makes it seem possible
September 17, 20187 yr Now imagine they stopped and got some brisket at Franklins, or a John Mueller beef rib.
September 17, 20187 yr 13 hours ago, TexasGolf said: Aggys best win is a loss to Clemson All the while, Texas is setting records against a fellow west coast blue blood on the field (900 all time wins) & in the stands (record all time attendance)...
September 17, 20187 yr When this week’s fake visiting fan testimonial shows up, be sure to post it for the rest of us. i find it amazing they write the fake testimonials and don’t understand how people see right through their frauds.
September 17, 20187 yr Author “You know it's fake because they said they spent the night in Marathon. Why would you leave I-10 and go through Marathon? There is no logical explanation for that detail except that someone took a quick look at a map and picked a town in that general area.” ^^^ gold
September 17, 20187 yr 9 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said: “You know it's fake because they said they spent the night in Marathon. Why would you leave I-10 and go through Marathon? There is no logical explanation for that detail except that someone took a quick look at a map and picked a town in that general area.” ^^^ gold Bunch of sleuthing mother fuckers over there.
September 17, 20187 yr Yeah, they did the same thing to us last year with The EyesYup. Fuck them right in the face.
September 17, 20187 yr 15 hours ago, tejas60 said: ahem: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2979098 I love the fact one of those idiots posted a clip of they aggy band and someone actually thanked them for posting. "Such precision, gives me goosebumps every time I watch it" lol. When do the tv ratings come out? I'm curious to see how 2 down bluebloods did compared to some of the other games of the day. I'm sure it came in well behind couch burners and cockroaches since they were on ABC. Edited September 17, 20187 yr by CfRhTxStBobcats
September 17, 20187 yr 16 hours ago, tejas60 said: ahem: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2979098 It warms my heart that there's a college in Texas that we can send the dumbest people to. Edited September 17, 20187 yr by Bevo14
September 17, 20187 yr Lol, they're still pretending the original one was legit. Buncha sad saps just need these to be real.
September 17, 20187 yr 18 hours ago, Bullneck said: I didn't see the "vicious hit from behind" that tore up the knee of one of the USC players on the kick block. Anyone got that? The kicker did not even get hit. He was running after Wheeler and tore his ACL trying to simply run.
September 17, 20187 yr Sad mofos don’t realize we are making fun of them. Can’t believe they think it’s real!
September 17, 20187 yr 22 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said: We know, nothing is as class as you classy ags that set the bar in class in any classification of classiness. Now I'm an Aggie? Man, you people are fucking stupid. Graduated from Texas about 25 years ago.
September 17, 20187 yr The last thing I would call Surly fans is classy. We know, nothing is as class as you classy ags that set the bar in class in any classification of classiness. Now I'm an Aggie? Man, you people are fucking stupid. Graduated from Texas about 25 years ago. aggy fight! aggy fight!Hey fuckyou what is your class number? You rubbed your nubs off your ring yet?
September 17, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, fuckyoufuckers said: Now I'm an Aggie? Man, you people are fucking stupid. Graduated from Texas about 25 years ago. Fuck off aggy and I know youre aggy because Texas fans don't call an aggy an aggie. aggy.
September 17, 20187 yr texfags is the best website when i'm drunk. what a bunch of tards. "we all know the Clemson post was real because it was about collie stationary stupid siiipppppp"
September 17, 20187 yr I thought it was bullshit when he said they roadtripped it here in less than 2 days.
September 17, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, TexasFan21 said: The kicker did not even get hit. He was running after Wheeler and tore his ACL trying to simply run. The holder is the one who got earholed hard, but was not the one injured. Hate to hear that the kicker tore an ACL.
September 17, 20187 yr Man that sucks for him/them. I shudder to think of having your team without quality kicking.......
September 17, 20187 yr Man that sucks for him/them. I shudder to think of having your team without quality kicking.......Tulsa says hi.
September 18, 20187 yr 13 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said: “You know it's fake because they said they spent the night in Marathon. Why would you leave I-10 and go through Marathon? There is no logical explanation for that detail except that someone took a quick look at a map and picked a town in that general area.” ^^^ gold
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