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#1

Ie, "Clearance rack Pat McAfee."

Biggest game of the year and he makes it all about himself.

Dave Portnoy: "These people can boo me all they want. What happens if you lose to Michigan again this year? [Ryan Day] could be out. There's a reason I'm not allowed in The Shoe today. Because he's soft and Michigan has broken him."
Dave Portnoy makes his Big Noon Kickoff debut singing the Michigan fight song in Columbus before cutting a WWE-style promo on the Ohio State fans in attendance."I'm not here to troll you. I'm here to root for the Big Ten. And it goes through Ann Arbor. And until you can beat…

 

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#3

We don’t need to discuss him. He’s a piece of shit. What we need to do is ignore him. 

#5

He wants people to discuss him. That’s part of his whole schtick. We don’t need to talk about him. He can fuck right off

#11
51 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

We don’t need to discuss him. He’s a piece of shit. What we need to do is ignore him. 

I’m trying to figure out why “we” need to discuss him. Was Bucknuts or whatever closed for new posts?

#14

I don't know if it's genetic or conditioning, but men automatically tune out as soon as anyone speaks the first four words of the subject line of this thread.

#15

No, he fucking sucks and is another reason to not watch the Fox morning show.

#16

Who gives a shit?  Also I hope Michigan continues to own Day until he gets run out of town.

#17
2 hours ago, satyanash said:

Every time I hear this idiot's name I think of Jack Black's character from Tropic Thunder

tropic-thunder.gif

That’s a weird fetish but I’m not here to shame you. 

#19
3 hours ago, satyanash said:

Every time I hear this idiot's name I think of Jack Black's character from Tropic Thunder

tropic-thunder.gif

Trailer narrator voice: "Jeff Portnoy! Jehhhff Portnoy. Jeff Portnoy, aaaand Jeff Portnoy!"

#20

And it's never one bite! It's like 4-5 bites every time. Everybody knows the rules and he doesn't even follow them ffs!!!

#22

I don’t understand why people hate him so much I find him funny.  He is passionate about his team and trolls the shit out of their biggest rival.  I can respect that if I had a platform I would troll the shit out of ou. 

#25
2 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

I don’t understand why people hate him so much I find him funny.  He is passionate about his team and trolls the shit out of their biggest rival.  I can respect that if I had a platform I would troll the shit out of ou. 

Because most people grow out of thinking constant trolling is funny. This is an old forum, junior high entertainment won't have many fans. 

While you're correct that pissing off OU fans would be funny to me, that's because they're our rival. I wouldn't expect anyone but Longhorns and Oklahoma St. Cowboys to enjoy that. Enjoying one person constantly fucking with another person when you're not associated with either is a bit weird to me. 

#27
He should stick to reviewing shitty pizza

I mean… the pizza he reviews doesn’t look shitty… not one he’s reviewing papa John’s every video
#32
25 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Because most people grow out of thinking constant trolling is funny. This is an old forum, junior high entertainment won't have many fans. 

While you're correct that pissing off OU fans would be funny to me, that's because they're our rival. I wouldn't expect anyone but Longhorns and Oklahoma St. Cowboys to enjoy that. Enjoying one person constantly fucking with another person when you're not associated with either is a bit weird to me. 

Hell, I have a degree from Michigan, and I think he’s a cunt…thanks for the NIL though.

#33
39 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

I don’t understand why people hate him so much I find him funny.  He is passionate about his team and trolls the shit out of their biggest rival.  I can respect that if I had a platform I would troll the shit out of ou. 

I have no issue with him trolling the fuck out of tOSU on barstool, twitter, or any number of  platforms that I can choose to visit. But keep that dipshit off of Fox or any other network covering games I want to watch that have fuck all to do with Michigan. 

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#34
8 hours ago, Parliament said:

Ie, "Clearance rack Pat McAfee."

Biggest game of the year and he makes it all about himself.

Dave Portnoy: "These people can boo me all they want. What happens if you lose to Michigan again this year? [Ryan Day] could be out. There's a reason I'm not allowed in The Shoe today. Because he's soft and Michigan has broken him."
Dave Portnoy makes his Big Noon Kickoff debut singing the Michigan fight song in Columbus before cutting a WWE-style promo on the Ohio State fans in attendance."I'm not here to troll you. I'm here to root for the Big Ten. And it goes through Ann Arbor. And until you can beat…

 

My pussy hurts!!!!

#37

He sucks. But a lot of people like him and it gets views either way. Half the country likes hewhomustnotbenamed as well so I’ve given up.

#38

regaurded narcissist 

horrible addition to big noon

All guys that have been involved with ball and the barstool stooge that interviews porn stars or whatever 

big yikes

#39
2 hours ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

I don’t understand why people hate him so much I find him funny.  He is passionate about his team and trolls the shit out of their biggest rival.  I can respect that if I had a platform I would troll the shit out of ou. 

Probably has something to do with politics 

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#41

OP eats snickers upside down so the dick vein texture is on his tongue 

#43
20 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

OP eats snickers upside down so the dick vein texture is on his tongue 

Oh Yeah Reaction GIF by NBA

#44
11 hours ago, Atticus said:

We?

In the day of NIL, I think it is fair to say “we” or “us” if you are putting up money . Especially big money. 

#50

I hate the dude. I think it's all the past racist remarks and sexual assault allegations, on top of him being a grade a prick... that most decent people don't care for him. Diving in further would need to go to CR, let's just say there are a lot of other more educated, qualified, deserving people that should get a chance to show their talent rather than this guy who steps on people to get money for what he wants. imho of course. 

 

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