September 1Sep 1 He has his moments… https://www.mypanhandle.com/news/local-news/holmes-county/dave-portnoy-donates-150k-to-help-make-lucky-puppy-rescues-mission-paw-sible/amp/ we've hit up several places he’s reviewed and don’t recall disliking any of them, but yeah, he can be an asshole. That’s a requirement to post here.
September 1Sep 1 It does not really matter to me since I had never heard of him until this week and I do not watch Big Noon. So fuck the OP for making his name front and center as I browse through threads on this board. Can we change the name of the thread name to "Big Noon is a show for douchés". Edited September 1Sep 1 by DanTheHorn
September 1Sep 1 I like him. ESPN and Fox executives know that his addition brings eyeballs and they have hired a good bit of his talent that has left after their contracts are up. Most the hate probably comes from headline readers and people that don’t know the actual stories, for example the idiot a few posts above who thinks he’s racist. For awhile they went overboard on the gambling angle, but they’ve recalibrated. Edited September 1Sep 1 by StassneyHorn
September 4Sep 4 5 hours ago, Foosters said: if you didn't want to kill yourself for being in the Big XII before... @Al_4_ISU thoughts?
September 4Sep 4 The desperate chase for cash has gotten so extreme that universities and conferences are now pandering to dave f'n portnoy? You got other schools thinking about selling off portions of their AD to private equity. College athletics is really on a heater recently.
September 4Sep 4 It does not really matter to me since I had never heard of him until this weekThat is fascinating that you are a sports fan and never heard of him. Not questioning your fandom, just how f’ing big that rock you are under.
September 4Sep 4 1 hour ago, markstanco said: That is fascinating that you are a sports fan and never heard of him. Not questioning your fandom, just how f’ing big that rock you are under. I listen to several college football podcast per week since the Alabama game in Tuscaloosa and I guess if he was ever mentioned it did not catch my interest.
September 4Sep 4 I’ve seen some clips and can discern that he’s a douche. If the conference makes significant money giving him a regular Big XII douche-bro hour on Sirius or some shit, sure go for it, money is all that matters anymore, it’s not like I have to listen.
September 4Sep 4 His pizza reviews are entertaining, but after hearing some of the inside baseball details they’re not very authentic. The pizzerias almost always are notified beforehand that Dave is coming by. So the fifth generation pizza maker/owner is making Dave’s pizza instead of the usual line cook from Central America.
September 4Sep 4 Popular Post He's a small dick with a weird cult of internet sycophants. For whatever reason, these kinds of people are thriving in modern day America.
September 4Sep 4 11 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said: @Al_4_ISU thoughts? See my post above. I'm not going to quit cheering for Iowa State because the Big 12 is doing business with the guy. This is a shitty, unfortunate reality that has been forced upon us. The idea that the Big 12 should lay down and take it is as irritating as Portnoy himself, too.
September 4Sep 4 Pair him with Rogan for all I care if it helps close the revenue gap. Shane Gillis too, then we can also get some regular Big XII content from Derka.
September 4Sep 4 11 hours ago, markstanco said: That is fascinating that you are a sports fan and never heard of him. Not questioning your fandom, just how f’ing big that rock you are under. I follow my teams and player news. I don't necessarily give a rats ass about talking heads. You could put 10 photos up and I'd have a 10% chance of picking which one was his. Judging from this thread, that condition is a blessing. Edited September 4Sep 4 by Iceman
September 4Sep 4 If you have trouble reaching your polo wearing, zyn packing, sports betting, Busch light chugging students, I guess Dave Portnoy is one route to go. Why tf you have trouble reaching that demographic is beyond me though. Usually if you put out a good product they'll show up. Have you tried not sucking?
September 4Sep 4 Popular Post 44 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said: If you have trouble reaching your polo wearing, zyn packing, sports betting, Busch light chugging students, I guess Dave Portnoy is one route to go. Why tf you have trouble reaching that demographic is beyond me though. Usually if you put out a good product they'll show up. Have you tried not sucking? You leave Busch Light and Zyns out of this, you sonnofabitch.
September 5Sep 5 21 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said: You leave Busch Light and Zyns out of this, you sonnofabitch. I'm a Busch Light and Velo guy, but I feel targeted.
September 5Sep 5 12 minutes ago, lateshow said: I'm a Busch Light and Velo guy, but I feel targeted. I know a lot of guys who have switched to Velo due to cost. I like Zyn better - I can't articulate why - and I'm not a daily user (only when drinking), so I'll pay the extra.
September 5Sep 5 On 9/1/2025 at 2:39 PM, StassneyHorn said: Most the hate probably comes from headline readers and people that don’t know the actual stories, for example the idiot a few posts above who thinks he’s racist. I thought all white people were racist.
September 5Sep 5 Dave is the same as Rogan, a big, dumb, baby whose brain never fully developed and fell face first into a pile of money I don't mind him that much, he's like a dog that is hopelessly uncoordinated and a complete dingdong that is always knocking shit over in your house, but you keep him around because no one else would take him in
September 5Sep 5 “Is that Mark Zuckerbe…oh, never mind” That’s the extent of my knowledge on this guy, happens every time I’ve seen him
September 5Sep 5 On 9/4/2025 at 8:50 AM, Al_4_ISU said: He's a small dick with a weird cult of internet sycophants. For whatever reason, these kinds of people are thriving in modern day America. It's just gambling and money laundering pushing this dipshit
September 5Sep 5 On 9/1/2025 at 2:39 PM, StassneyHorn said: Most the hate probably comes from headline readers and people that don’t know the actual stories, for example the idiot a few posts above who thinks he’s racist. Most of the people who like him and support him, share his same beliefs. So birds of a feather and all that. His words and actions have shown us the type of person he is, I don't care for it... that certainly doesn't make me an idiot. Edited September 5Sep 5 by DreadHead Spelling
September 5Sep 5 Just now, StassneyHorn said: Yes it does, he's not racist. Facts matter.... later. 🤘🏾
September 5Sep 5 On 9/3/2025 at 3:18 PM, Foosters said: if you didn't want to kill yourself for being in the Big XII before... They'll be reaching out to Milli Vanilli and Carrot Top for engagement opportunities by next season.
September 5Sep 5 18 minutes ago, DreadHead said: Facts matter.... later. 🤘🏾 Show it then. Cause his words and action show a man that kept hundreds of small businesses alive during COVID, consistently giving to animal welfare programs, and routinely giving money to fallen firefighters and police. You want to cry cause of a word he said singing a Ja Rule song or his scatterbrained response on Colin Kaepernicks ethnicity, continue.
September 5Sep 5 25 minutes ago, TexArcher said: They'll be reaching out to Milli Vanilli and Carrot Top for engagement opportunities by next season. What, Andrew Dice Clay's not available?
September 5Sep 5 10 minutes ago, Foosters said: What, Andrew Dice Clay's not available? He needed tha money, ehhhhhh!
September 5Sep 5 On 9/4/2025 at 9:09 AM, 'stache said: Pair him with Rogan for all I care if it helps close the revenue gap. Shane Gillis too, then we can also get some regular Big XII content from Derka. You wish you could get Rogan.
September 5Sep 5 2 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said: I know a lot of guys who have switched to Velo due to cost. I like Zyn better - I can't articulate why - and I'm not a daily user (only when drinking), so I'll pay the extra. Because Zyns are the best. That said I got 2 cans of Velos from 711 the other day for like $5 total. Can't complain too much at that price point.
September 5Sep 5 13 minutes ago, Deej said: People white knighting Portnoy....amazing. They proudly ride into battle armed only with their MAGA hats and diminutive genitalia.
September 5Sep 5 45 minutes ago, Deej said: People white knighting Portnoy....amazing. Like I said, he's a small dick with a weird cult of internet sycophants. I couldn't care less if the guy is racist or not. He's already proven to be a complete piece of shit regardless.
September 6Sep 6 20 hours ago, Deej said: People white knighting Portnoy....amazing. Correcting posters that are wrong is not white knighting.
September 6Sep 6 22 hours ago, Deej said: People white knighting Portnoy....amazing. Now that’s racist. Why not black knighting? But seriously, StassneyHorn seems like exactly the type of choad that Portnoy attracts. Edited September 6Sep 6 by TonyTexas
October 27Oct 27 Even Chris Doering isn't as big of a cocksucker as Portnoy. Learn how to hammer, pussy.
October 27Oct 27 5 minutes ago, Zeus said: lol sent this 40 year old boomer regard into a full tailspin
October 27Oct 27 T-Bob telling Walker to calm down is quite the 180 from him. This is a guy that yelled Alabama “deep dicked“ LSU’s wives on a YouTube reaction stream last year. Kayce’s face during the Walker meltdown is pretty great.
October 28Oct 28 5 hours ago, Zeus said: lol sent this 40 year old boomer regard into a full tailspin He's 40? I had to look that up because I didn't believe you. I would have bet on late 50s early 60s.
October 28Oct 28 4 minutes ago, confusingjazz said: He's 40? I had to look that up because I didn't believe you. I would have bet on late 50s early 60s. Yeah that's one insanely shitty looking 40 year old.
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