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13 hours ago, confusingjazz said:

He's 40? I had to look that up because I didn't believe you. I would have bet on late 50s early 60s.

I looked it up he’s 46 and emotional intelligence of 13

Most of that Barstool stuff are just people playing bits and roles to get clicks and eyeballs.

Portnoy is the puppet master behind and sometimes in front of the curtain of the puppets.

Love it or hate it he is making a small fortune doing it while it lasts.

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22 hours ago, Zeus said:

tards

 

Fuck these guys... 7-5 is absolutely in play.

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That’s dangerous political rhetoric? Kindly refrain from exposing your gaping vagina outside of the cloak room.

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8 minutes ago, alincoln said:

That’s dangerous political rhetoric? Kindly refrain from exposing your gaping vagina outside of the cloak room.

I didn't post the video of him crying about cloak room shit. And yeah, calling someone a "communist" who "hates america" is dangerous political rhetoric. The fact that you likely believe it proves the fucking point because neither is remotely true. 

Portnoy is wasting his money. He lives in the Keys, likely in a gated community. Somebody would have to be really committed to harm him. There many, many cameras on the Seven Mile Bridge. The ferry requires a ticket. They’d catch the guy before he could get back to Miami. 
 

I’m sure FOX provides security when he’s location for Big Noon. 
 

Portnoy’s delivery on Wake Up Barstool is something else. He’s hungover every single Monday morning, and the only topic he’ll engage on is the Patriots or Michigan Football. Otherwise, he’s passively listening or trying to catch tropical birds that got into his house. 
 

Rolling out of bed 5 days a week to podcast in your Florida Keys mansion is a rough way to make a living.

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

I didn't post the video of him crying about cloak room shit. And yeah, calling someone a "communist" who "hates america" is dangerous political rhetoric. The fact that you likely believe it proves the fucking point because neither is remotely true. 

Having an opinion is dangerous?

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3 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Having an opinion is dangerous?

Using hyperbole around morons has proven to be quite dangerous.

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Using hyperbole around morons has proven to be quite dangerous.

So in-game thread posters on Surly should beware?

The 20 year old Mississippian who shouted antisemetic comments to Portnoy was booked in jail that day. I'm not sure it was for the antisemetic comments or the coins he threw at him which could constitute as assault, but I'm actually leaning towards the latter. 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Using hyperbole around morons has proven to be quite dangerous.

Hyperbolic Morons - another pick'it amongst band name, song title, and motto.

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6 hours ago, 'stache said:

I didn't post the video of him crying about cloak room shit. And yeah, calling someone a "communist" who "hates america" is dangerous political rhetoric. The fact that you likely believe it proves the fucking point because neither is remotely true. 

In the case of Mamdani, this is absolutely true. He's used communist rhetoric ("seizing the means of production", "Each according to their need, each according to their ability", wants government run grocery stores, etc.). His mom has said that he does not see himself as American. I'm done with cloak room posting here, but to say "none of those claims are remotely true" is ridiculous. 

3 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Portnoy is a dickhead.  He can’t even use a hammer correctly.

I know where he can get some lessons . . .

HERMAN.jpg

10 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Portnoy is wasting his money. He lives in the Keys, likely in a gated community. Somebody would have to be really committed to harm him. There many, many cameras on the Seven Mile Bridge. The ferry requires a ticket. They’d catch the guy before he could get back to Miami. 


"You're still in the middle of he fucking desert!"

 

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13 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

He lives in the Keys, likely in a gated community. Somebody would have to be really committed to harm him. There many, many cameras on the Seven Mile Bridge. The ferry requires a ticket. 

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8 hours ago, Crockett said:

In the case of Mamdani, this is absolutely true. He's used communist rhetoric ("seizing the means of production", "Each according to their need, each according to their ability", wants government run grocery stores, etc.). His mom has said that he does not see himself as American. I'm done with cloak room posting here, but to say "none of those claims are remotely true" is ridiculous. 

You might be retarded or your magic underwear is too tight

8 hours ago, Crockett said:

In the case of Mamdani, this is absolutely true. He's used communist rhetoric ("seizing the means of production", "Each according to their need, each according to their ability", wants government run grocery stores, etc.). His mom has said that he does not see himself as American. I'm done with cloak room posting here, but to say "none of those claims are remotely true" is ridiculous. 

I have bad news for you. You're clueless.

8 hours ago, Crockett said:

In the case of Mamdani, this is absolutely true. He's used communist rhetoric ("seizing the means of production", "Each according to their need, each according to their ability", wants government run grocery stores, etc.). His mom has said that he does not see himself as American. I'm done with cloak room posting here, but to say "none of those claims are remotely true" is ridiculous. 

Bullshit, you fucking liar. I guess the Mormons have finally joined mainstream evangelicalism when it comes to this shit.

The balls on that dildo to say that both right near Portnoy and when he knew it was being filmed. He should've gotten his ass beat. 

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The balls on that dildo to say that both right near Portnoy and when he knew it was being filmed. He should've gotten his ass beat. 

Yup. Just call him a douche and move along. 

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Bullshit, you fucking liar. I guess the Mormons have finally joined mainstream evangelicalism when it comes to this shit.

Bullshit? Hear for yourself. 

"But then there are also other issues that we firmly believe in, whether it's BDS, or whether it is the end goal of seizing the means of production, where we do not have the same level of support at this very moment." He rambles a bit starting at 9:20, but he says it.

Also, here

 

Stalin loved that phrase.

Not sure what yall are disputing.

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27 minutes ago, Vato Macho said:

Bullshit? Hear for yourself. 

"But then there are also other issues that we firmly believe in, whether it's BDS, or whether it is the end goal of seizing the means of production, where we do not have the same level of support at this very moment." He rambles a bit starting at 9:20, but he says it.

Also, here

 

Stalin loved that phrase.

Not sure what yall are disputing.

you wanna talk current US political leaders regurgitating slogans from mid 20th century genocidal maniacs?

I'll PM you a link to a board we have here that would be just the right spot for that

31 minutes ago, Vato Macho said:

Bullshit? Hear for yourself. 

"But then there are also other issues that we firmly believe in, whether it's BDS, or whether it is the end goal of seizing the means of production, where we do not have the same level of support at this very moment." He rambles a bit starting at 9:20, but he says it.

Also, here

 

Stalin loved that phrase.

Not sure what yall are disputing.

You need to end your post with "No cr". Then it's OK.

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34 minutes ago, Drew said:

Why...is this here?

Because we can't have nice things.

2 hours ago, Drew said:

Why...is this here?

because there are some gaping fucking pussies that want to talk politics, but are afraid of the CR. So now it spills out lots of places.

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Imma kicking that hornet's nest

14 hours ago, Crockett said:

In the case of Mamdani, this is absolutely true. He's used communist rhetoric ("seizing the means of production", "Each according to their need, each according to their ability", wants government run grocery stores, etc.). His mom has said that he does not see himself as American. I'm done with cloak room posting here, but to say "none of those claims are remotely true" is ridiculous. 

This is some pants on head shit my dude lmao

Do we need to talk about Portnoy?

6 bites, nobody knows the rules

Did not expect a bunch of Mamdani apologists from UT, TT, and OSU football fans, but I guess Surly really is like the Star Wars cantina with all sorts. He's a fake POS and is a worse person than Portnoy, btw. 

15 hours ago, Crockett said:

In the case of Mamdani, this is absolutely true. He's used communist rhetoric ("seizing the means of production", "Each according to their need, each according to their ability", wants government run grocery stores, etc.). His mom has said that he does not see himself as American. I'm done with cloak room posting here, but to say "none of those claims are remotely true" is ridiculous. 

Holy shit you’re a moron

10 minutes ago, Crockett said:

Did not expect a bunch of Mamdani apologists from UT, TT, and OSU football fans, but I guess Surly really is like the Star Wars cantina with all sorts. He's a fake POS and is a worse person than Portnoy, btw. 

What’s Mamdani‘s best rape joke do you think?

3 hours ago, Vato Macho said:

Bullshit? Hear for yourself. 

"But then there are also other issues that we firmly believe in, whether it's BDS, or whether it is the end goal of seizing the means of production, where we do not have the same level of support at this very moment." He rambles a bit starting at 9:20, but he says it.

Also, here

 

Stalin loved that phrase.

Not sure what yall are disputing.

I smell GRUhorn

44 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I smell GRUhorn

Obi-Wan Kenobi Droids GIF

That's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

I’ve enjoyed Portnoys role in the internet invitational on YouTube.  Besides putting the event on, he just rides around and shit talks.  Better than a pga tour or LIV event in entertainment value.

4 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

 

This is some magic underpants on head shit my dude lmao

Fify

3 hours ago, Crockett said:

Did not expect a bunch of Mamdani apologists from UT, TT, and OSU football fans, but I guess Surly really is like the Star Wars cantina with all sorts. He's a fake POS and is a worse person than Portnoy, btw. 

Did not expect a Mormon to be an Islamophobic piece of shit. Oh wait, I totally expected that. 

30 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Did not expect a Mormon to be an Islamophobic piece of shit. Oh wait, I totally expected that. 

To criticize Mamdani for his political views/policies and for being a total phony and liar can only be explained by Islamophobia? This pervasive attitude in our world that to criticize anyone that is not a straight white male means they are animated by hate for that race/gender/sexuality is so simple-minded and dishonest.  

This is the most Surly thread ever why….  Why can’t they both be shit?   Why can’t we debate about the possible positives and negatives of both?  Because it’s Surly and anyone on their side from both is great no matter what and anyone not on their side is the worst. Just like everywhere on Facebook, ect on social media..  

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1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

This is the most Surly thread ever why….  Why can’t they both be shit?   Why can’t we debate about the possible positives and negatives of both?  Because it’s Surly and anyone on their side from both is great no matter what and anyone not on their side is the worst. Just like everywhere on Facebook, ect on social media..  

For the record, I was not defending Portnoy. Reread above if you think otherwise. I just said I think Mamdani is a worse person. This is not the CR so I am not going to list all the reasons, but I have lots of them and being a Muslim is not one of them.

1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

Brother please don't become the next Johnny Sack

I don't know what this means (didn't watch the Sopranos).

2 hours ago, Crockett said:

This pervasive attitude in our world that to criticize anyone that is not a straight white male means they are animated by hate for that race/gender/sexuality is so simple-minded and dishonest.  

For the record I don’t think you hate anyone I think you’re dumber than a sack of hammers 

38 minutes ago, Crockett said:

I was not defending Portnoy. Reread above if you think otherwise. I just said I think Mamdani is a worse person

Let’s see one thinks working people should be able to afford food and shelter and billionaires should pay their freight and the other tells rape jokes. 
 

Yep you are an idiot

4 hours ago, Cody2422 said:

I’ve enjoyed Portnoys role in the internet invitational on YouTube.  Besides putting the event on, he just rides around and shit talks.  Better than a pga tour or LIV event in entertainment value.

You don't mean this piece of shit, do you?

I like the occasional YouTube golf video, but this was unwatchable. I couldn't get though 10 minutes without hating every single douchebag involved. Truly awful.

 

Portnoy is a clown, but I do not have to listen to him so I don’t. College football is now entirely about the size of the NIL fund each school has and how much the players can make. I am not against any of this. If UT has a ton of money to spend on players then go for it. If my school, ASU, gets it together and buys the best roster money can buy then go for it. If Portnoy is going to help monetarily I just shrug my shoulders at it because I have no say in what the conference does, but I also can make it through a season without ever hearing him talk because I do not emotionally invest myself in the outcomes of the games. 
 

If Portnoy wants to really do some good go on that show and advocate for the firing of Bobby Hurley. I’ll even tune in and listen for a week if he’ll do that. Some of you who think Mack Brown stole a decent amount of money his last few years in charge in Austin need to see how much money Hurley has gotten from ASU to produce absolutely nothing in more than a decade in charge.

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