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4 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

I see we are doing the no CR thing again as long as your opinion aligns with the “enlightened.”

 

Sorry your ideal man can't use a hammer. Will you now find someone else to jerk off to? nttawwt

4 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

I see we are doing the no CR thing again as long as your opinion aligns with the “enlightened.”

 

I see you’re being a snowflake pussy again

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Sorry your ideal man can't use a hammer. Will you now find someone else to jerk off to? nttawwt

Why would you post something that people can't even see?

10 minutes ago, Vato Macho said:

Why would you post something that people can't even see?

Why are you too stupid to figure out how to click on a link. Some 70m people have bluesky accounts.

 

So, Portnoy doesn’t know how to use a hammer, certain posters are dumber than a sack of hammers, and New York’s mayor is Joseph Stalin.

Non Sequiter:  The whole cloak room thing.  As politics increasingly becomes a religion rather than a conversation about how to run the country, it is becoming impossible to talk about anything without skirting those boundaries because that identity bleeds into everything.  Combined with the social media amplification soapbox, any asshole who runs fast and can catch a ball, or talks about those things for money, now has a means and motive to make their beliefs public, regardless of how uninformed or ill-reasoned they are.  So when we talk about those people, their opinions become fair game and can’t simply be confined to the cloak room.  Like the South Park guys said, politics became pop culture.  Likewise with sports.

I guess we need to get used to various posters speaking out and removing all doubt.

Edited by Darth Tron

6 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

I see we are doing the no CR thing again as long as your opinion aligns with the “enlightened.”

 

Just say what’s on your mind killer

Well, Portnoy doesn't know how to use a hammer. So talking about how America isn't "masculine", coming from him... is pretty fucking funny.

31 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Why are you too stupid to figure out how to click on a link. Some 70m people have bluesky accounts.

 

Video cannot be played.

Anyway, it's a niche network. I see 3.5 million daily users. 50% in US. 

Bluesky Statistics: How Many People Use Bluesky? (2025)

So Portnoy is a wuss that can't use a hammer. Got it. Great find.

Well, Portnoy doesn't know how to use a hammer. So talking about how America isn't "masculine", coming from him... is pretty fucking funny.

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19 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

I see we are doing the no CR thing again as long as your opinion aligns with the “enlightened.”

 

We need to get this dude and Trashmaster in a room to see which one is the bigger bitch

14 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

I see you’re being a snowflake pussy again

Wait until the game thread.

5 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

We need to get this dude and Trashmaster in a room to see which one is the bigger bitch

He’s too busy jacking off to Pat Maccoffee.

 

 Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

13 hours ago, Chopper said:

Why are you too stupid to figure out how to click on a link. Some 70m people have bluesky accounts.

 

Is he wearing safety classes?

12 hours ago, Vato Macho said:

Anyway, it's a niche network. I see 3.5 million daily users.

How many people are on it is different from having an account, which is all you would have needed, dipshit. Also niche over nazis every day of the fucking week. Either way you could have simply asked instead of letting your inner cunt roar. 

Edited by Chopper

On 11/12/2025 at 11:57 AM, Vato Macho said:

Bullshit? Hear for yourself. 

"But then there are also other issues that we firmly believe in, whether it's BDS, or whether it is the end goal of seizing the means of production, where we do not have the same level of support at this very moment." He rambles a bit starting at 9:20, but he says it.

Also, here

 

Stalin loved that phrase.

Not sure what yall are disputing.

Can you give us a real quick summary of your take on vaccines and maybe any tips on hot crypto buys? Thanks.

33 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Is he wearing safety classes?

That was the tell.  Dude can’t work a hammer to drive a single nail into a small piece of wood (big whoop), BUT HE IS WEARING SAFETY GOGGLES FOR THIS HORRIBLY DANGEROUS TASK.

13 hours ago, Darth Tron said:

 

Non Sequiter:  The whole cloak room thing.  As politics increasingly becomes a religion rather than a conversation about how to run the country, it is becoming impossible to talk about anything without skirting those boundaries because that identity bleeds into everything.  Combined with the social media amplification soapbox, any asshole who runs fast and can catch a ball, or talks about those things for money, now has a means and motive to make their beliefs public, regardless of how uninformed or ill-reasoned they are.  So when we talk about those people, their opinions become fair game and can’t simply be confined to the cloak room.  Like the South Park guys said, politics became pop culture.  Likewise with sports.

I

I am plagiarizing part of this paragraph in an article I am releasing on Monday. Hope that is ok. If it is not ok, Imma doin' it anyway.

Seriously though, very good insight on that topic.

Just now, Crockett said:

 

One of these is not like the other. jfc some of y'all are such dipshits. 

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

One of these is not like the other. jfc some of y'all are such dipshits. 

The dipshits are the people who fell for Mamdani's con job. (I am not a Portnoy fan for the record.)

2 minutes ago, Crockett said:

The dipshits are the people who fell for Mamdani's con job. (I am not a Portnoy fan for the record.)

This is a thread about someone else. Are you craving Mamdami cock or something? nttawwt just wrong thread

43 minutes ago, Crockett said:

The dipshits are the people who fell for Mamdani's con job. (I am not a Portnoy fan for the record.)

Dude knock it off go have a discussion about it in the CR

47 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Dude knock it off go have a discussion about it in the CR

Alright I'm done

1 hour ago, Crockett said:

Alright I'm done

You said this a couple days ago 

6 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Is he wearing safety classes?

Dah fuck, he never moves the hammer enough to need glasses, or to hurt his manicured daughter fingers

It's a well known fact that southpaws can't hammer for shit (that's sarcasm, just in case).

22 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

I see you’re being a snowflake pussy again

LOL. The irony in this post is off the charts

9 minutes ago, Truthbringer said:

LOL. The irony in this post is off the charts

Feel free to elaborate bitch boi

Click the first picture. Stepstool Sports?

 

Edited by mdmost

I don't care about his politics, and I'm not even sure what they are about. He has his little Stool Sample TV show with his little  entourage that does  all the talking. I've caught parts of it a few times while scanning the channels when nothing else is on. It sucks ass. Sometimes he's there remotely on a little screen just looking at the camera and saying pretty much nothing. He has nothing to offer. I don't know how he got this far.

Probably because sports fans tend to be morons, and anything they call sports related is easy ratings.

 

Edited by DougO

To bring this back to football:

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gotta love community notes

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1 minute ago, Brian Fantana said:

This guy is such a freaking loser lmao 

 

Incel freaks coming to tell you why he is in fact not a loser in 5..4..3…

13 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Incel freaks coming to tell you why he is in fact not a loser in 5..4..3…

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1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

This guy is such a freaking loser lmao 

 

He's a fucking weirdo, but he's gotta be engagement farming at this point. 

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yeah he's joking. 

Like his racist and rape jokes. 

15 minutes ago, ITHorn said:

He's a fucking weirdo, but he's gotta be engagement farming at this point. 

Engagement farming is all he does. He wakes up and runs the same play every single day. 

4 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

This guy is such a freaking loser lmao 

 

 

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Engagement farming is all he does. He wakes up and runs the same play every single day. 

Why stop doing what is working out for him?
8 hours ago, BlackCat said:

Engagement farming is all he does. He wakes up and runs the same play every single day. 

Sweeps to the strong side with Bo Jackson

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