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#252

There is a reason this quarterback was at South Alabama.  

If there were not a Briles family member involved in this, I would be cheering for TCU to win by 1 million. 

And, it may happen regardless

#258
4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

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We all know Mack is doing that right now in front of Sally while she claps on with a bowl of orange slices. 

#259
4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

How much time before the ho goes…getting pounded by TCU on national television isn’t sexy, but maybe these mercenary gold diggers don’t gaf. 

I don't think Bill is hurting for cash. She is in it for the long game. She's building a brand.

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#262

The boo birds have come out in Chapel Hill.

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#269
13 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

I don't know what's worse. Steve's hair or his coaching ability. 

He was pretty solid in Seattle last year.  

#270

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA OH. MY. GOD.

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#271
5 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

27 poihts down and 23 mins left in the game....

 

get Tom Brady out there stat.   he can do it. 

That would be 34 points and 23 mins 

#272
3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Please tell me there's a Netflix series being filmed on this and specifically one where they follow the gold digger around during the game.

She’s probably banging dudes her age during the game so I also support this idea

#273
TRENDING: This video of Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend Jordon Hudson and #NFL legend Randy Moss has gone viral.😭😭😭Oh no. https://t.co/cPFKnuchZb


 

this ho man. 

#274

So in the post game presser when they ask Bill what went wrong will the girlfriend interrupt and say we are not talking about that?

#275
Just now, Hank_Hill said:

She’s probably banging dudes her age during the game so I also support this idea

Netflix trying to catch a child porn charge?

#276
1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol tcu “dangerous”

 

they only dominating because they likely playing the worst team in all of P4

Stanford lost to Hawaii

#277
Just now, Nicole44 said:
TRENDING: This video of Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend Jordon Hudson and #NFL legend Randy Moss has gone viral.😭😭😭Oh no. https://t.co/cPFKnuchZb


 

this ho man. 

She gonna get MOSSED!!!

#279

The fans are heading home with over 6 minutes left in the third quarter. They all came out to see big bad Bill...

 

 

"Well he got himself a wife... now he leads a different liiiiiii-iiiiiife..."

#281
1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

So in the post game presser when they ask Bill what went wrong will the girlfriend interrupt and say we are not talking about that?

oh God, I do so hope so

oh man more than half the seats are empty; everybody goin' home

#283
3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

So getting a brother named Lopez from G5 to play QB maybe wasn’t a genius move

They would've been better off getting a Lopez from Saved by the Bell. 

#288
1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

She gonna get MOSSED!!!

That is what we need for the simulation life has turned out to be. She nails Moss who once played for Bill. Make this happen simulation producer peeps. 🐥 

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#289
1 minute ago, John Coctostan said:

Max Johnson sighting. 

Didn't help.

 

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#295

That's not a fumble. This crew is a bunch of dipshits.

#297

Pass clearly forward a yard. Refs standing around like monkeys at an obelisk. 

#299
4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Stanford lost to Hawaii

NOVEMBER 8 BABY!

#300

As much as I want that to be a fumble, that's a forward pass but of course these Big 12 dipshits get it horribly wrong. 

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