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Oopsie…

 

also disappointed that the cameras aren’t showing the side ho more. I bet she’d get more camera time. But Taylor Swift she ain’t. Still need more side ho on camera or I lose my bet. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Oopsie…

 

also disappointed that the cameras aren’t showing the side ho more. I bet she’d get more camera time. But Taylor Swift she ain’t. Still need more side ho on camera or I lose my bet. 

You just want her to come to the Cape Fear river with you. 

6 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

TCU’s QB looks 100 times better than Arch Manning. 

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oooo hey Bill.... Kevin Mar doesnt call holding.... just keep asking for it.... he wont give it

Missed holding calls Bill? We don't call holding.

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1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

oooo hey Bill.... Kevin Mar doesnt call holding.... just keep asking for it.... he wont give it

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Kevin Mar doesn't finish his rice.

Looks like Bill shot his wad way too quickly. He might need to up his Viagra dosage. 

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what the fuck is going on with all the mid-game jersey number changes

Just now, TonyTexas said:

Looks like Bill shot his wad way too quickly. He might need to up his Viagra prescription. 

Cialis works way better.

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

oooo hey Bill.... Kevin Mar doesnt call holding.... just keep asking for it.... he wont give it

However, Briles family allowed to exist….

sorry ladies…

Just now, TonyTexas said:

Looks like Bill shot his wad way too quickly. He might need to up his Viagra prescription. 

Let him get his Metamucil and his Ensure down first.

11 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

TCU’s QB looks 100 times better than Arch Manning. 

Oh, my god... SHUT THE FUCK UP!

So what did he do that caused that flag?  Seems like a BS call to me. 

What was the unsportsmanlike on the pic? 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

So what did he do that caused that flag?  Seems like a BS call to me. 

its a Kevin Mar led crew man.... they are the most incompetent crew in the big 12. 

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5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Unc qb is fucking dog shit 

Still better than Arch.

Oh. Hey. Look. UNC got a first down. Haven't seen one of those since their first drive!

 

 

 

 

 

UNC's offense is the Kevin Mar of offenses.

 

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

its a Kevin Mar led crew man.... they are the most incompetent crew in the big 12. 

Which is saying something.

Just now, ztejas said:

Still better than Arch.

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Just now, Rimbo said:

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Hey sweetheart - it's a joke. 

I might fire BB for being so boring. Run, run, pass, punt. Run, run, INT for TD. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Hey sweetheart - it's a joke. 

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TCU has gone to a 5-2 front and UNC can’t block them.  Then for some reason TCU goes back to a 3 man line and UNC runs for a first down.  Probably the last time they see it.  This Lopez guy is going to have to throw the ball for them to win.

18 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

By my math that is -3.33 yards per drive.   This joker won Super Bowls?

Turns out none of those 70 new players are Tom Brady 

With Mar, I wonder if it is “incompetent” or “compliant”

Most of his games result in better overall outcomes for the big12, IIRC

UNC's coaching staff needs to have a meeting with the Bobs.

 

16 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Oopsie…

 

also disappointed that the cameras aren’t showing the side ho more. I bet she’d get more camera time. But Taylor Swift she ain’t. Still need more side ho on camera or I lose my bet. 

Isn’t she main ho?

2 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

With Mar, I wonder if it is “incompetent” or “compliant”

Most of his games result in better overall outcomes for the big12, IIRC

I am so glad Texas no longer has to deal with that fucktard and his crew of dipshits

So what do you think Bill? Time to go back to fucking the 24-year-old full-time?

1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

Isn’t she main ho?

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1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

I am so glad Texas no longer has to deal with that fucktard and his crew of dipshits

Hey, you never know what might happen in the playoffs.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

So what do you think Bill? Time to go back to fucking the 24-year-old full-time?

What have you seen that indicates he hasn’t been?

13 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Unc qb is fucking dog shit 

UNC center is fucking dogshit at getting the ball back to his QB. He hikes it like a girl.

honestly wondering why not call TO with 24 secs left and 2 TO at the time.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

another oopsie.... this time not as bad

Turned out to be a rugby-style punt, which went out of style once we discovered the Aussie Rules Football (footy) punters in Australia and New Zealand.

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