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#351
Just now, mdmost said:

How is this crew still employed? You can be this wrong at your job and still get prime opportunities. 

Have you ever heard of Angel Hernandez?

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#353
5 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

so I guess by surly logic Belichick is a shitty coach now

 

Without Tommy Brady, Bill is 83-104.  That’s approaching Marilnelli level.  I kid, but that is pedestrian. 

#354

Holy shit….
College football still hasn’t figured out centralized replay and still relies on the ref running 70 yards to meet someone carrying out a fucking 12” mobile tv?

#355

The people sticking around are like me when I stuck around for 63-14 or 65-13 against OU. I just wanted to witness the absolutely lowest point of my fandom. 

#357
31 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

I don't think Bill is hurting for cash. She is in it for the long game. She's building a brand.

What’s the brand?

#358

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

The people sticking around are like me when I stuck around for 63-14 or 65-13 against OU. I just wanted to witness the absolutely lowest point of my fandom. 

 

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1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

So did they touch the punt or refs just decided not to throw a flag?

Punter was outta the box.

Johnson's mom is hot.

#359

I figured Bill out. Psychologically he hates Brady the Golden Boy bc Bill’s own son Simple Jack or Mongo or whatever the fuck name he has is always on Bill’s staff. Cush job when I doubt he contributed to anything other than creepy camera moments. But bill razed Tom’s ass for his TB12 shit and kept downgrading his weapons. Like let’s see you win now fucker. Tom should have gone to play for the Texans for one year after Tampa Bay. And won there too just for shits and giggles. Brady is the dude. Not a doubt for me as to who was the reason for the wins. Not Bill’s son Mongo…

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#360
2 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

Perfect throw. Must be nice to have a QB who can do that.

Hoover two years ago would have emailed that ball,  Hoover first half of the year would have either thrown a dart for a touchdown or a pick, and now after starting 19 games he is a functioning quarterback.

Practice is nice, genetics nice, but you can't replace game experience.

#363
7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

How is this crew still employed? You can be this wrong at your job and still get prime opportunities. 

Utah A.D. last year remding Mar about his time in the Pac.

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#364

Helllooooo…..

Coincidentally, Bill Belichick was 41 when Jordon Hudson was 7.
#367
11 minutes ago, mdmost said:

How is this crew still employed? You can be this wrong at your job and still get prime opportunities. 

but you can get big 12 opportunities

#368
This makes much more sense now. https://t.co/tO44lfleNf

 

#370

Sonny dykes is a dick head. I hope his starting qb gets injured for the year for being a dick head 

#371
Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Sonny dykes is a dick head. I hope his starting qb gets injured for the year for being a dick head 

Yes but tonight, he's our kind of dick head. Time to get to 50!

#373

First, fuck Reese Davis.  Please start talking about how Bill is going to hold this against TCU next year.  Please run that message every freaking minute just as every mention of this game on ESPN this weekend has featured Belichick.

Second, I didn't expect UNC to be good, but they might be worse than ACU.  

#374

Why are you calling running plays at this point?

oh, because you're quitting

#376

That punt looked my tee shot on the third hole today.

Play some back ups, keep people talent, and get ready for ACU.

#378

Hey yall stop making jokes about Bills child bride even though it’s the first game of the year and he’s getting ass blasted. 

#381

Very glad they have gotten carries for Denman  One of those overlooked backs from East Texas who is going to grow into a very good back in a few years. 

#383
1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

well this got boring

Need more Jordon Hudson jokes. 

#385

"And whatever Bill Belichick has to say -- probably won't be a lot."

Scott Van Pelt is a national treasure.

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#388
11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Stop fucking around TCU. Commit to another TD damnit. No mercy. 

Nope, takin' a knee. But if they ran another play, you know it'd be 55-14.

Just now, BigHornedLurker said:

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Nsiap someone post the cursed meme 

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#390

Bill is going to get pegged with orange slices. He doesn’t care. He’s filthy rich. He’s getting banged by a 24 year old grifter. He doesn’t gaf. 

#392
Mack Brown somewhere right now

 

#393
3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Bill is going to get pegged with orange slices. He doesn’t care. He’s filthy rich. He’s getting banged by a 24 year old grifter. He doesn’t gaf. 

I don't think the boner pills will be working tonight. He might need Moss to tag in. 

#396
42 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Holy shit….
College football still hasn’t figured out centralized replay and still relies on the ref running 70 yards to meet someone carrying out a fucking 12” mobile tv?

Big12 activities 

#397
4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hope bill uses the previous coach as a scapegoat for the shitty roster. 

He fucked up the roster on a level never seen before. Tried to pull a Deion but didn't have a talent cluster to bring with him from Jackson State and cleary doesn't understand college footbal recruiting. 

#398

He needs to scowl a bit more. That'll probably help.

He's an average NFL coach without Brady and probably just a straight F-tier college coach. I hope they lose out.

#399
This broadcast has gone to the dogs. Specifically, Kirk Herbstreit's dog, Peter, who got a headset.

Bill should just hire Peter to call plays. Or better yet Sark could for the red zone. You need to be up in the booth to see what the defense is doing so you can take what they give you and scheme at it and score damnit. Peter probably would do a better job than Bill’s son does making cray faces on the sidelines. 

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