September 4Sep 4 Phi -8.5, 48.5 We ride. New thread tomorrow night for the Brazil game, then our usual Week 1 action Sunday morning.
September 4Sep 4 Author If anyone wants some real cheap eats. Disregard the top tweet. I tested the online code here in FW, appears to be good.
September 4Sep 4 Eagles cover and beat the shit out of Jerry’s shit ass team. Dak turns the ball over twice. Saquon goes for 120+.
September 4Sep 4 You would think the Cowboys get ran off the field but I've seen too much NFC East after dark. Would be fun if they can somehow dick around into keeping it competitive.
September 4Sep 4 45 minutes ago, HRSchenker said: Welcome to the Brandon Aubrey offense. Eagles win 49-12 Hope it’s 60+ beatdown and Jerry’s upset face is plastered all over the internet all season.
September 4Sep 4 1 hour ago, Zeus said: I bet Micah Parsons doesn't do jack shit this game I'll take that bet if vague social media posts count.
September 4Sep 4 2 hours ago, Zeus said: I bet Micah Parsons doesn't do jack shit this game He'll be watching it laying down, same as he would have if he hadn't been traded.
September 4Sep 4 I can't root against the Cowboys. Ain't gonna help get rid of Jerry. Just looking for some sign of decent coaching from the new staff, maybe some fresh energy from the players new and old. I just don't expect any of it. I am looking forward to Pickens getting some crazy sweet catches...while he lasts.
September 4Sep 4 The kelly green Iggles uniforms are eleventy billion times better than these. Always were!!!
September 4Sep 4 And so it begins... the long hard road toward getting the number one pick in the draft next year. It will require... well it won't require anything really, just keep doing what you've been doing for years. Make fucking up into an art form.
September 4Sep 4 Just make it illegal to push another offensive player. The solution is simple, but they're not seeking one.
September 4Sep 4 Dak Prescott: "Now let's get out there and kick some Raider ass!" Bystander: "You're playing the Eagles" Prescott: "Fuck me..."
September 5Sep 5 Seriously another colingsworth commentary on football. Thanks nepotism nbcSo here’s a network that throws up the [emoji1589] to its audience
September 5Sep 5 For all my fellow Cowboy fans, I suggest that we drink heavily tonight. Like, an intimidating amount of alcohol.
September 5Sep 5 2 minutes ago, TornACL said: For all my fellow Cowboy fans, I suggest that we drink heavily tonight. Like, an intimidating amount of alcohol. Are there ... are there fans left? Cowboys were always our team but, as has been oft-repeated by others, my fandom somehow sinks lower each year, and is now approaching my expectations of quality football from this team.
September 5Sep 5 Jerry’s a complete cuck, sitting in the away suite watching Laurie get heaped with praise. We dispise you Jerry, to your fucking core. Edited September 5Sep 5 by 'stache
September 5Sep 5 This is probably the least hyped I’ve ever felt about a Cowboys game. Especially a season opener, just no juice as I fully prepare for an ass whooping.
September 5Sep 5 14 minutes ago, TornACL said: For all my fellow Cowboy fans, I suggest that we drink heavily tonight. Like, an intimidating amount of alcohol. 4 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said: Boys 29 Eagles 14 Saquan 60 yards hurts 147 passing Dak 350 Blue 40 and a td Dude is way ahead of you.
September 5Sep 5 Making this the first game of the year and making Jerry sit through that is the best thing Goodell has ever done as commish. Edited September 5Sep 5 by 'stache
September 5Sep 5 7 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said: Boys 29 Eagles 14 Saquan 60 yards hurts 147 passing Dak 350 Blue 40 and a td Send me whatever leftover drugs you have. I need the good shit
September 5Sep 5 LFG! I have no expectations at this point. So nothing can upset me now. I’m an emotional nomad.
September 5Sep 5 4 minutes ago, hundredTT said: This is probably the least hyped I’ve ever felt about a Cowboys game And then Boyz II Men came in and broke your hype meter
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