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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock

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  • I would love nothing more than a blowout after that Carter bullshit. Fuck filly. We could lose out and I’d still be happy for this game.

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    I remember Aaron Rodgers was like that!  Gonna need another bourbon to deal with Collingsworth 

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Eagles cover and beat the shit out of Jerry’s shit ass team. Dak turns the ball over twice. Saquon goes for 120+. 

You would think the Cowboys get ran off the field but I've seen too much NFC East after dark.

Would be fun if they can somehow dick around into keeping it competitive. 

I bet Micah Parsons doesn't do jack shit this game

45 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Welcome to the Brandon Aubrey offense. Eagles win 49-12 

Hope it’s 60+ beatdown and Jerry’s upset face is plastered all over the internet all season.

“There’s a gleam, Men. There’s a gleam. Let’s get the gleam.” 

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

I bet Micah Parsons doesn't do jack shit this game

I'll take that bet if vague social media posts count.

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

I bet Micah Parsons doesn't do jack shit this game

He'll be watching it laying down, same as he would have if he hadn't been traded.

I can't root against the Cowboys. Ain't gonna help get rid of Jerry. Just looking for some sign of decent coaching from the new staff, maybe some fresh energy from the players new and old. 

I just don't expect any of it. 

I am looking forward to Pickens getting some crazy sweet catches...while he lasts.

The kelly green Iggles uniforms are eleventy billion times better than these.  Always were!!!

And so it begins... the long hard road toward getting the number one pick in the draft next year. It will require... well it won't require anything really, just keep doing what you've been doing for years. Make fucking up into an art form.

Seriously another colingsworth commentary on football. Thanks nepotism nbc

Just make it illegal to push another offensive player.  The solution is simple, but they're not seeking one. 

Seriously another colingsworth commentary on football. Thanks nepotism nbc

So here’s a network that throws up the [emoji1589] to its audience

For all my fellow Cowboy fans, I suggest that we drink heavily tonight. Like, an intimidating amount of alcohol.

2 minutes ago, TornACL said:

For all my fellow Cowboy fans, I suggest that we drink heavily tonight. Like, an intimidating amount of alcohol.

Are there ... are there fans left?

Cowboys were always our team but, as has been oft-repeated by others, my fandom somehow sinks lower each year, and is now approaching my expectations of quality football from this team.

Jerry’s a complete cuck, sitting in the away suite watching Laurie get heaped with praise. We dispise you Jerry, to your fucking core.

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Need to be able to watch this game and have no commentary just crowd/field noise

Boys 29 

Eagles 14

Saquan 60 yards 

hurts 147 passing 

Dak 350

Blue 40 and a td 

This is probably the least hyped I’ve ever felt about a Cowboys game. Especially a season opener, just no juice as I fully prepare for an ass whooping. 

14 minutes ago, TornACL said:

For all my fellow Cowboy fans, I suggest that we drink heavily tonight. Like, an intimidating amount of alcohol.

 

4 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Boys 29 

Eagles 14

Saquan 60 yards 

hurts 147 passing 

Dak 350

Blue 40 and a td 

Dude is way ahead of you.

Making this the first game of the year and making Jerry sit through that is the best thing Goodell has ever done as commish.

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I am here for the memes. 
 

go Cowboys. ️ 
 

fuck the fecals

7 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Boys 29 

Eagles 14

Saquan 60 yards 

hurts 147 passing 

Dak 350

Blue 40 and a td 

Send me whatever leftover drugs you have. I need the good shit 

LFG! 
 

I have no expectations at this point. So nothing can upset me now. I’m an emotional nomad. 

4 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

This is probably the least hyped I’ve ever felt about a Cowboys game

And then Boyz II Men came in and broke your hype meter

Fighting during an injury timeout.  Peak stupidity already on display.

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