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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock

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Can they cut Myles Sanders during the weather break? 
 

please?

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  • I would love nothing more than a blowout after that Carter bullshit. Fuck filly. We could lose out and I’d still be happy for this game.

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    I remember Aaron Rodgers was like that!  Gonna need another bourbon to deal with Collingsworth 

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Cam Newton wouldn’t have made that tackle….

 

 

because Cam Newton is a bitch

7 minutes ago, Drew said:

We really gonna do this every single bad pass again? 

Sure why not? 

I also like "every single bad pass" like it didn't wind up being a crucial missed TD.

Yes I think those passes should be criticized. 

Edited by ztejas

2 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

I needed to drop a duece anyway. 

No kidding I was getting hungry, it's sammich time.

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Stay in the stands Philly fans. Lightning ain’t all bad. Lol. 😂 

And hold up that Tallboy like the Statue of Liberty.

Just now, ztejas said:

Sure why not? 

I'm thinking only the ones where we really need the 60 million dollar man to show up

4 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Oh Jesus christ lightning hates sports, this is the most bullshit worthless rule.  Some wine drinking soccer mom in frisco made this rule.  

Fuck this.

You’re right, lightning has never hurt anyone. 

There's not even any goddamn thunderstorms there.  The lightning is in Delaware.  The fuck are we doing?

 

Just now, BERT said:

You’re right, lightning has never hurt anyone. 

But it's Philadelphia people, and hypothetically Jerry Jones.  

Play on

1 minute ago, SameSame said:

There's not even any goddamn thunderstorms there.  The lightning is in Delaware.  The fuck are we doing?

 

Don’t get us started on geography smack again 

Just now, Bill Brasky said:

But it's Philadelphia people, and hypothetically Jerry Jones.  

Play on

true fact, lighting has never stuck an NFL stadium during a game.

1 minute ago, BERT said:

You’re right, lightning has never hurt anyone. 

Lightning Mcqueen maybe, outside that never at a big time football game.  We should halt for possibility of earthquakes and wind shear just in case.

Is Jason Garrett a universal “Punchable Face” contender or is that just my personal rage?

Can we please stop asking Jason Garrett questions on how the Cowboys should behave?

Please.

Tell me about Ivy league football players,  please explain Jason Garrett. There's no way that guy passed a test at Princeton.  

1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

For fuck's sake who is cutting Simms' hair?   

Wow.

Maybe Hitler

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Is Jason Garrett a universal “Punchable Face” contender or is that just my personal rage?

Both

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Is Jason Garrett a universal “Punchable Face” contender or is that just my personal rage?

now imagine being coached by him for 10 years.

How many updates to the NFL Fans Going Goon thread are happening in real time in that stadium right now?

7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Is Jason Garrett a universal “Punchable Face” contender or is that just my personal rage?

I'm not even a Cowboy fan and I'd like to slap the shit out of him just for looking like Bert Auburn's dad.

Honest question, does it matter if it's flash lightning or streak lightning?

9 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Is Jason Garrett a universal “Punchable Face” contender or is that just my personal rage?

Him and the eagles coach for sure 

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

How many updates to the NFL Fans Going Goon thread are happening in real time in that stadium right now?

Do they have a stadium jail like at the Vet? Gonna be overcrowded af lol.

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7 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

For fuck's sake who is cutting Simms' hair?   

Wow.

That haircut makes him look like an AIDS patient. 

8 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

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My cousin was struck by lightning twice and is fine. True story.

Also The Flash. He did okay after some electricals.

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Him and the eagles coach for sure 

Sirianni is beyond punchable.

He's more "repeatedly steam-rollable face."

1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I demand AI refs

Baseball first

Pretty good women’s semifinal tennis match going on right now to fill the delay. 

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4 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Honest question, does it matter if it's flash lightning or streak lightning?

how about if it's chain lightning or white lightning?

Edited by dcar00

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Pretty good women’s semifinal match going on right now to fill the delay. 

Anisimova has some nice tittays

2 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

 

 

Yeah, didn't need a meteorologist to opine on this.

I’m having a tough time giving a fuck about football until the Florida game guys. 
 

Can somebody at the stadium PLEASE throw a full beer bottle at Jason Garret PLEASE

I switched to Telemundo when Collinsworth started talking about how awesome the Eagles were. I don’t understand many words they’re saying, but at least I don’t have to listen to the English speaking commentators try to keep us interested.

I’m enjoying the water boys face on the spit play lol. His though was definitely “man I want to throw hands but goddamn he’s fucking huge” lol

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Listening to these assholes talk during this rain delay. Damn painful. It's not a accept or promote any kind of murder. But I can definitely understand it

10 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

how about if it's chain lightning or white lightning?

Thanks for reminding me what version of white lightning Jerry has been building for the last 30 years.

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2 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

I switched to Telemundo when Collinsworth started talking about how awesome the Eagles were. I don’t understand many words they’re saying, but at least I don’t have to listen to the English speaking commentators try to keep us interested.

Ese gordo es un bastardo

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Ese gordo es un bastardo


La mujer en el estudio de Telemundo es agradable a la vista.

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