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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock

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  • I would love nothing more than a blowout after that Carter bullshit. Fuck filly. We could lose out and I’d still be happy for this game.

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    I remember Aaron Rodgers was like that!  Gonna need another bourbon to deal with Collingsworth 

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I would love nothing more than a blowout after that Carter bullshit. Fuck filly. We could lose out and I’d still be happy for this game.

Edited by 'stache

One topic for tomorrow’s car wash-esque sports shows is the “spit” and what should happen to the asshole. 

Vet move by Dak...

Brady would have Carter suspended for the season lol

It also helps this is an away game…we tend to lose at home. The stars ️ have aligned for our sad sack asses to win, 

but if that “spit” didn’t piss off the entire team to stomp the Fecals into oblivion nothing ever will. 

That's one of the wackiest openings to a game I've seen. Makes this one interesting now

You look over there at those Philly fans and players puking and spitting and getting their friends killed in car wrecks and just such a proud organization representing the best of the no fun league. Sirianais butthole eyeballs must be so proud. 

Just now, speed817 said:

Vet move by Dak...

Brady would have Carter suspended for the season lol

He should be. That’s assault and thug punk ass behavior and first play out of the gate Roger Goodell will make an example out of his ass. 

1 minute ago, speed817 said:

Vet move by Dak...

Brady would have Carter suspended for the season lol

They didn’t even suspend that aggy dumbfuck for the season for trying to murder the Steelers QB with a helmet on the field. 

8 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Don't get in Jalen's car on his drive home

There will be multiple domestic violence charges from this tonight.

Just now, Hermanator said:

That's one of the wackiest openings to a game I've seen. Makes this one interesting now

Yep. Outside of A A Ron tearing his Achilles off like less than five plays into being a Jet. This is one of the most bizarre starts to a game. 

Jerry jones at least getting some glory hole early this game 

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

One topic for tomorrow’s car wash-esque sports shows is the “spit” and what should happen to the asshole. 

Why do you say “spit”? 

FTR I don’t think Micah even if healthy would make any difference here. He never did in big games.

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

FTR I don’t think Micah even if healthy would make any difference here. He never did in big games.

Same plays working, punishing the upfield rush with screens

10 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Super Bowl bound. 

Ok, maybe not. 

I hate playing against effective running QBs

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

 

Yeah I saw it but you putting spit in quotations makes it seem like you didn’t think it was an actual spit. That’s the only reason I asked, I was confused

Member when the cowgirls had a chance to remain adequate defensively by hiring a legit HC to replace fatcarthy?

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Big Garrett clapping energy in that drive lol. What you got Schotty? Call daddy see if he can help? His name is the only reason you’re there.

5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

FTR I don’t think Micah even if healthy would make any difference here. He never did in big games.

My recollection was that he always wrecked shop against Filthy.

That recollection is wrong.

Edited by lilMAC25

 this game will be far more dramatic and lit  if it’s an offensive shootout anyway. 
 

here for memes

 

go Cowboys! 

Just now, 'stache said:

Big Garrett clapping energy in that drive lol. What you got Schotty? Call daddy see if he can help? His name is the only reason you’re there.

Nepotism stay winning.  

Just now, BERT said:

Yeah I saw it but you putting spit in quotations makes it seem like you didn’t think it was an actual spit. That’s the only reason I asked, I was confused

I was just putting spit in quotations like “the spit” heard round the world. I know it happened my use of quotes was to amplify it not discredit it. 

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

He always wrecked shop against Filthy

Somehow I forgot since it has amounted to jack shit. That’s in the team not him.

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Member when the cowgirls had a chance to remain adequate defensively by hiring a legit HC to replace fatcarthy?

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he doesnt look like Mike Zimmer

at least the hate is in mid-season form

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Member when the cowgirls had a chance to remain adequate defensively by hiring a legit HC to replace fatcarthy?

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Yeah he’s doing well but fuck him forever for that GB playoff game. Didn’t even try to scheme that game.

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