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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

  • Longhornstampede
    Longhornstampede

    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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#955
On 1/24/2022 at 1:48 PM, nnm said:

Love the “f it” walk of shame. 

The new Silverado's have push button ignitions and it's possible to turn the vehicle off and leave it in drive. I did it once. Luckily I wasn't completely out of the truck before I realized it was rolling into the street.   

#958
3 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Did this guy just say fuck it and park in the grass?

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Yes, at one point the parking lot was full but still was not an excuse for the white Dodge to park like he did.

#959
3 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Did this guy just say fuck it and park in the grass?

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hence, "dodges"

#964
On 1/25/2022 at 3:55 PM, Crapinon said:

The new Silverado's have push button ignitions and it's possible to turn the vehicle off and leave it in drive. I did it once. Luckily I wasn't completely out of the truck before I realized it was rolling into the street.   

I just tried that with mine on a slope.  The brakes kept it from rolling and the tone thing was going crazy.  I didnt get out though. 

#965
21 hours ago, markstanco said:

I just tried that with mine on a slope.  The brakes kept it from rolling and the tone thing was going crazy.  I didnt get out though. 

you are correct

#967
On 12/30/2021 at 6:52 PM, nnm said:

Looks like the civic passenger bashed in the dually fender. I know she didn’t, but he would deserve it and it looks like she did. 

That's probably what happened to the dually somewhere else due to their crappy parking

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#970

No foul, not encroaching on any other parking space or lane. Is how I park if I snag a spot next to a pillar. Gotta protect my Altima(?) from door dings!

#976
1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

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more dumb than douche

Dumb as in also not seeing a handicap license plate. Plus the thing hanging from the rear view mirror looks like one of those scented trees.

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#981
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Hard to see the lines but it’s 3 spaces. 
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This is why it’s a terrible idea to give women SUVs. As bad a rap as minivans get, they’re a much better vehicle for moms, not least because they can actually park them. 

#984

There was barely enough room to drive around it, 6 feet into the lane. And someone here might need to come clean....it had a longhorn sticker on the back.

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#986
9 hours ago, Crapinon said:

There was barely enough room to drive around it, 6 feet into the lane. And someone here might need to come clean....it had a longhorn sticker on the back.

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truly unbelievable. seems like it can’t be real. 

#987
There was barely enough room to drive around it, 6 feet into the lane. And someone here might need to come clean....it had a longhorn sticker on the back.
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#988
14 hours ago, Crapinon said:

There was barely enough room to drive around it, 6 feet into the lane. And someone here might need to come clean....it had a longhorn sticker on the back.

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The driver probably made an entry in the shart thread that same day.

#990
On 3/20/2022 at 1:00 PM, 4th&Five said:

Hard to see the lines but it’s 3 spaces. 
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These two get a pass, at least on the parking. That lot at the southwest corner of Brodie and William Cannon SUCKS. It's tight, irregular, and the the "normal" sports like these are already compact. Got a Thundercloud sub yesterday (upper left corner of pic) and had to do the same thing with a another 3/4 ton taking up three compact spots between us. 

Looks like you could squeeze three minivans in there with proper orchestration. But in general the parking situation there is the fault of the business park. Fight me.

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DP. Issues are known, the banner says …

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#998
48 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

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I don’t know who this guy thinks he is, parking his lawnmower like this at the hospital today. 
 

Real pic. San Antonio, TX, USA

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#1000
4 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

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I don’t know who this guy thinks he is, parking his lawnmower like this at the hospital today. 
 

Real pic. San Antonio, TX, USA

One of our facilities is on an older part of town (use your own judgment). Some of our temporary offices were in a building above a bank. There was a man that would ride his mower to the bank every day for a free cup of coffee.

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