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#1201

I guess when the handicapped spaces are just to far away to park and deliver your food, you park on the actual wheelchair ramp going into the building.

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

  • Longhornstampede
    Longhornstampede

    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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#1205

Fuck that guy. That's just begging for some ziptied shopping carts.

#1206
4 hours ago, RPM said:

Fuck that guy. That's just begging for some ziptied shopping carts.

I really need to start keeping some zip ties in my truck for such occasions. 

#1210
On 9/6/2022 at 3:29 PM, JSB said:

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To be fair, he is a pickup driver so he probably is handicapped. (Micro penis)

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#1217
9 hours ago, nnm said:

At crowded church parking lot this morning. #NoCR1E548D40-0566-4BEE-82B2-8C11F4E1E5D6.thumb.jpeg.fd795e8625ea0c8b8bda55feaa3f4343.jpeg

 

Pleasantly surprised, it looks like 3 cars backed in!

#1220
At crowded church parking lot this morning. #NoCR1E548D40-0566-4BEE-82B2-8C11F4E1E5D6.thumb.jpeg.fd795e8625ea0c8b8bda55feaa3f4343.jpeg
 
God was telling you to skip, you'd had enough punishment for the weekend
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#1223
On 11/8/2022 at 8:09 AM, 4th&Five said:

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That’s on the parking lot owner. A full size truck can’t fit in those smartcar spaces. 

#1225

Which one of you left your Mustang in neutral?

It rolled across the parking lot at the gimp H‑E‑B this morning. Also, bonus douche bag points for pulling through an angled spot so you have to leave against the flow of traffic.

Kudos to the white Jeep that protected my Bronco from impact.

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#1226

Is that a cabriolet top? I think that Mustang has good cause.

#1228
2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Which one of you left your Mustang in neutral?

It rolled across the parking lot at the gimp H‑E‑B this morning. Also, bonus douche bag points for pulling through an angled spot so you have to leave against the flow of traffic.

Kudos to the white Jeep that protected my Bronco from impact.

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Reminds me of a high school story from back in the 80's.... lived in hilly area

Principal comes over intercom in the morning... to the person driving the white Jeep Cherokee License plate <plate>. Can you please report to the office as you vehicle has rolled down the hill. Ohh and the vehicle is still running. But good news, you did lock your doors.

 

#1229
9 hours ago, futureman said:

???

In the 90s, a drunk grandma with a club foot vomited all over the produce section. Since then, the Allandale H‑E‑B on Burnet been known as the gimp. 

#1230
9 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

In the 90s, a drunk grandma with a club foot vomited all over the produce section. Since then, the Allandale H‑E‑B on Burnet been known as the gimp. 

 

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that’s my HEB.  I’ll never think about it the same again. 

#1232
11 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

In the 90s, a drunk grandma with a club foot vomited all over the produce section. Since then, the Allandale H‑E‑B on Burnet been known as the gimp. 

So she was drunk as ….. well, user name checks out.

#1233
12 hours ago, Crapinon said:

He parked here and went straight to the snack machines. 

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don’t worry, diabetes will kill him soon. 

#1241

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Jackass at our daycare.  Keeps his cummings idling when he picks up his kids, wife does the same thing.  Both are divorce attorneys, not like they need diesels, and never seen his RAM with anything in tow, just typical douchey "flip the mirrors out" crap as seen by every other RAM owner.

 

This is extra infuriating as he's idling and the exhaust is making its way to the playground just to the left of the picture where all the kids are playing as the pic was taken.

#1244

I saw one a couple of nights ago while I was ringing the bell for the Salvation Army at a Walmart, but it would have been a video, and I was too busy to take the video.  Some tiny dick bastard in a jacked up diesel F250 with 20 inch chrome rims was driving through the lot, revving up between the cross walks, peeling out down the rows, and rolling coal on people putting their stuff in their cars or walking between their cars and the store.  Like his truck wasn't enough proof that he has manhood insecurity issues.

#1245
5 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Typical diesel truck owners. All assholes.

Hang on.....you talking all diesel pickups or the ones that alter their exhaust, add computer chips and jack up their springs and shocks

#1247

That's kinda harsh...My Chevy Colorado with 2.8 duromax burns cleaner than your gas car and uses a fuel that takes less effort to produce from a barrel of crude oil.

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#1248
That fuck bag wins the thread as far as I'm concerned. Fuck diesel exhaust.

Gas engines have more emissions than diesel engines.
#1249

Go hug a tree you ducking hippies. Diesel exhaust gives me an immediate headache and makes me nauseous within a couple minutes. So fuck diesel. And no the carbon footprint of your diesel truck is not lower than my gas car. The diesel engine may be more efficient but your truck is still getting less efficient than my small car. 

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#1250

I gave a short course (talk) at a SME Conference earllier this year on GHG's.  Some data below of what I shared:

CO2 production
~22.38 pounds of CO2 are produced by burning one gallon of traditional diesel fuel
~20.22 pounds of CO2 are produced by burning one gallon of B20 (20% biodiesel) biodiesel fuel. ~17.90 pounds comes from burning the fossil fuel content
~20.13 pounds of CO2 are produced by burning one gallon of B100 (100%) biodiesel
~18.95 pounds of CO2 are produced by burning one gallon of E10 (10% ethanol) gasoline. ~17.68 pounds comes from burning the fossil fuel content
~12.72 pounds of CO2 are produced by burning one gallon of pure ethanol fuel

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