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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

  • Longhornstampede
    Longhornstampede

    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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#1704
1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

South Austin HEB this morning.  Fat lady with a handicap placard, didn’t look handicapped as she walked into the store, just fat.

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Who cares? It's not a handicap spot.

  • 2 weeks later...
#1706
1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

It’s actually not a spot

The point of my comment was that the lady not looking handicapped wasn't relevant since she didn't park in a handicap spot.

#1707
On 1/8/2024 at 11:52 AM, closetohumping said:

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It’s actually not a spot

I don't understand the setup, but Chevy Guy seems to be very aggy.

#1708

If he doesn't want to get his doors bumped then he should buy a smaller truck; or if he needs that size then he should park farther away in the uncovered lot towards the back. That solves the door ding problem but there's little remedy for his douchiness.

#1710
1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

yall look what someone left on my windshield. 😂😂😂😂

https://www.amazon.com/You-Parked-Like-Idiot-Cards/dp/B09W1ZQQ6W

I need to buy these in bulk to hand out at our local Brookshire’s grocery store.

They look much more professional than the 3M post-it notes that I leave on the windshield.

#1714

Hmm, I wonder if that's a woman's car?

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It's a real mystery...

 

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#1717
1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

Party of one.

The others shown were both done correctly.

Looks like the car behind them is straddling the line. The truck backed in is definitely questionable.

#1719
7 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Looks like the car behind them is straddling the line. The truck backed in is definitely questionable.

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#1728
Driver parks in front of fire hydrant and finds out

 

#1729
3 minutes ago, nnm said:
Driver parks in front of fire hydrant and finds out

 

While I have no sympathy for the owner, it looks like they knocked out a couple more windows than they needed to.

I'm sure there's a reason.

#1730

Yes, the reason is spite. Firefighters love when they get to do this and will take a bit of pleasure in fucking up the car just a bit more than absolutely necessary. And the Internet loves it too, so win-win.

#1733

Vette owner shouldn’t have parked in the middle of the street. 
 

Who’s at fault here?

 

#1734
Bro is blind 💀

Edit:  @ImissWallyPryor beat me by about 14 hours by posting this in the lol thread. 

 

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#1736
On 1/24/2024 at 1:51 PM, nnm said:

Vette owner shouldn’t have parked in the middle of the street. 
 

Who’s at fault here?

 

Those front pillars can create a blind spit, but holy shit. 

#1737
On 1/24/2024 at 1:51 PM, nnm said:

Vette owner shouldn’t have parked in the middle of the street. 
 

Who’s at fault here?

 

Looks like Ford driver is holding something to her left ear.

#1739

Somebody in a wheelchair needs to go to town on the side of that car.

  • 3 weeks later...
#1749

Compact spots are lousy parking design. There are effectively zero actually "compact" cars sold any more.

#1750

F both of those cars.  Jeep for parking over the line, Tesla for parking there to begin with.  Don't get me started on the plates.

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