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#2101
Both right. Striping company should have striped off the space. Since it’s not striped, one can park there, but one will in fact be blocking the ramp. 

Yea that should be boxed off with some diagonal stripes. The handicap blue should be a slight hint though.
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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

  • Longhornstampede
    Longhornstampede

    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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#2102

she is almost certainly driving some giant offroader so obviously she should drive up the ramp and park in the grass. walla, not blocking anything and using a simple machine for its intended use.

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#2103
18 minutes ago, elfenix said:

she is almost certainly driving some giant offroader so obviously she should drive up the ramp and park in the grass. walla, not blocking anything and using a simple machine for its intended use.

Walla? You serious Clark?

  • 2 weeks later...
#2105

72 degrees? Best patio in the area? Park far away? Nah bro, I’ll just park in the storefront across the way. Dude literally hopped the curb, parked, and walked in. IMG_0186.thumb.jpeg.021c71cc915d2851eaf79cbb9b09679c.jpegIMG_0190.thumb.jpeg.4b015c50e1aae75815161dc9313a5f14.jpeg

#2106

I'm no engineer, but that would piss me off in more than way. The idiot is driving a huge-ass SUV onto something that may not be structured to withstand that psf. Every time I watch drivers do shit like that on (taxpayer as opposed to private spaces like this building in the photo) curbs, sidewalks, medians, and so on it pisses me off. Like we don't have enough construction in this state without people selfishly causing more issues.

#2109
34 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

That vehicle needs some long, wavy key scratches.  Lots of them.

It was tempting 

#2110
11 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

That vehicle needs some long, wavy key scratches.  Lots of them.

Nope.  I refuse to endorse keying anyone's car.  I prefer something more along the lines of removing the valve stem core.  Or the rock in the valve cap.  Or, the ol' banana in the tailpipe trick.

#2111
1 hour ago, HiggyBaby said:

72 degrees? Best patio in the area? Park far away? Nah bro, I’ll just park in the storefront across the way. Dude literally hopped the curb, parked, and walked in. IMG_0186.thumb.jpeg.021c71cc915d2851eaf79cbb9b09679c.jpegIMG_0190.thumb.jpeg.4b015c50e1aae75815161dc9313a5f14.jpeg

Park & Preston?

#2114
1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

Nope.  I refuse to endorse keying anyone's car.  I prefer something more along the lines of removing the valve stem core.  Or the rock in the valve cap.  Or, the ol' banana in the tailpipe trick.

Yeah, upon further reflection I think a can of sardines in the front vent or some jolly ranchers stuck to the windshield are better options.  If one must go for the paint, polka dotting the hood and doors with Barbasol works well, as I found out the day after my wedding.

#2115
12 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

72 degrees? Best patio in the area? Park far away? Nah bro, I’ll just park in the storefront across the way. Dude literally hopped the curb, parked, and walked in. IMG_0186.thumb.jpeg.021c71cc915d2851eaf79cbb9b09679c.jpegIMG_0190.thumb.jpeg.4b015c50e1aae75815161dc9313a5f14.jpeg

I’d never advocate messing up someone’s car but

#2116

If I had parked by white arrow there away from everyone.  That asshole would’ve parked 6 inches next to me.  

#2120
1 hour ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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Yea, definitely dont want anyone to hit the base model Murano or whatever the fuck it is. There might be enough room for 4 cars to park in each of those spots around him. 

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#2121

Not park like a douche but more like park like an idiot.  All kinds of open spots to pull through and this idiot parks here… 

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funny thing is when that car left another parked in that same spot right after.

#2123
On 2/28/2025 at 11:43 AM, Scheiss Meister said:

Yeah, upon further reflection I think a can of sardines in the front vent or some jolly ranchers stuck to the windshield are better options.  If one must go for the paint, polka dotting the hood and doors with Barbasol works well, as I found out the day after my wedding.

What happens with jolly rancher on the windshield?

#2124
5 hours ago, Elvis said:

What happens with jolly rancher on the windshield?

When you wet them and put them on the windshield or any other glass they stick almost like they were epoxied on.  They are very hard to remove, and they leave a residue that's hard to remove.  I haven't seen them applied to painted surfaces, but I imagine that the stick to those just as well, and may damage the paint when removed.

#2125
On 2/28/2025 at 11:43 AM, Scheiss Meister said:

Yeah, upon further reflection I think a can of sardines in the front vent or some jolly ranchers stuck to the windshield are better options.  If one must go for the paint, polka dotting the hood and doors with Barbasol works well, as I found out the day after my wedding.

My daughter once poured a bottle of synthetic deer urine down the air induction vents of a guys car. He was a racist, misogynist, pig, so I applauded her creativity. 

#2126
5 hours ago, Crapinon said:

My daughter once poured a bottle of synthetic deer urine down the air induction vents of a guys car. He was a racist, misogynist, pig, so I applauded her creativity. 

That's no way for her to refer to her own father!

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#2128

Three strikes--California, Tesla, crappy parking.  Car should be immediately impounded and crushed.

#2129
On 3/15/2025 at 5:59 PM, Underdog said:

Not park like a douche but more like park like an idiot.  All kinds of open spots to pull through and this idiot parks here… 

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funny thing is when that car left another parked in that same spot right after.

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#2130
1 hour ago, nnm said:

Three strikes--California, Tesla, crappy parking.  Car should be immediately impounded and crushed.

Just don't key it unless you want to get fired and labeled a left-wing extremist.

#2131
On 3/17/2025 at 2:04 AM, Elvis said:

What happens with jolly rancher on the windshield?

You can break your windshield if removed improperly (force).  Better than a handful in your gas tank though. 

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#2134

Oilfield truck should be parked first move forward. He’d get a demerit at any significant energy or service company. 

#2139
6 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

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Unlikely.  The truck would be maroon.  The truck behind it probably has one of those stickers.  

#2142

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Wife and I took the girls to brunch for Easter and this dick couldn’t figure it out. Doesn’t look as bad in picture but even my wife was like “what an asshole”. 

#2143
19 hours ago, Pdawg88 said:

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Wife and I took the girls to brunch for Easter and this dick couldn’t figure it out. Doesn’t look as bad in picture but even my wife was like “what an asshole”. 

Gonna need a surly ruling on this one.  Assholish, yes, but I believe he/she is within parking parameters. 

#2148
2 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

image.thumb.jpeg.fb51452af026b9b8fdea5227ba9ec62f.jpegI watched this guy pull in. Zero cares about where he parked…and where he eats.

He's not eating there.  Probably a bathroom emergency.

#2150
3 hours ago, nnm said:

He's not eating there.  Probably a bathroom emergency.

Nope. I was on a business call sitting in my truck. I watched the whole family go inside. I was on the call for 30 minutes or so and they never came out before I got off of the call and went into a nearby restaurant.

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