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On 10/30/2025 at 9:02 AM, RPM said:

I am certified colorblind by the US government. I can see colors, but shades of similar color fade together. I'd love a set of those specs.

They don’t work. I have the same as you. My sister bought me a pair. They don’t do anything.

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    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

  • Longhornstampede
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    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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Somebody should call H.V. Caver for the solution.

3 hours ago, RPM said:

Somebody should call H.V. Caver for the solution.

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I actually texted him that picture, thinking it was one of his drivers.  But thank goodness it wasnt.  Anyhow, it knocked out a truck stop, WAB, and (yikes) Wal Mart for about 4 hours.  Enjoy your insurance premium hikes dumbasses. 

I hope he was missing a valve stem.

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Cross-posting from the CDC thread.  Looks like he double parked.

 

 

I hope they actually make him pay the ticket before removing the boot so that he learns  his lesson

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Appreciate the bump. Forgot to post this one from the other day.  Dude was an easy 75+, if not 80.

 

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4 hours ago, Mittens said:

Appreciate the bump. Forgot to post this one from the other day.  Dude was an easy 75+, if not 80.

 

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He's so old, he parks like a woman!

15 hours ago, Mittens said:

Appreciate the bump. Forgot to post this one from the other day.  Dude was an easy 75+, if not 80.

 

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are those tacos worth the stop?

18 hours ago, General Specific said:

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Run out for a bite to eat at lunch and into this asshole!

A little game of just the tip for the nooner.  Gotta love it.

Having owned one of those, I understand why they were afraid of the curb, but c'mon.

A little game of just the tip for the nooner.  Gotta love it.

I here ya! I too own a low slung car. But that pic is a DWI in the making!
1 hour ago, General Specific said:

Home Depot seems to be a theme today for the dumbasses:
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This looks harmless.  Clearly empty lot, well centered so he's taking one row, and avoids his truck protruding out into the traffic lane.

Looks like he IS way out! That's off the edge of garden center which means it's wayyyyyy far from the actual main doors.

But yes I'll grade your spelling on a cure.

If the only way you can park necessitates you parking like a douchebag then you are by definition a douchebag.

Couple of offenders from an absolutely packed garage. Had to wedge myself into a space that had a scissor lift in it and crawl out the passenger door.. 

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On 11/20/2025 at 1:07 PM, markstanco said:

Power just went out at the office. I wonder why?



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On 11/11/2025 at 2:16 PM, markstanco said:

I guess this is the best place for this.
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do you live inside a Cormac McCarthy novel?

On 12/8/2025 at 12:39 PM, Sam Lin said:

This looks harmless.  Clearly empty lot, well centered so he's taking one row, and avoids his truck protruding out into the traffic lane.

3/4 ton with an 8ft bed.  Impossible to park in a "normal" sized spot.  Assuming he's far enough away to not impede parking for most, it makes sense.  

32 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

3/4 ton with an 8ft bed.  Impossible to park in a "normal" sized spot.  Assuming he's far enough away to not impede parking for most, it makes sense.  

And he gets bonus points for proper use of a HD truck.  No lift kit, no oversized tires, no bling.  Just a work truck.  As it should be.

1 minute ago, nnm said:

And he gets bonus points for proper use of a HD truck.  No lift kit, no oversized tires, no bling.  Just a work truck.  As it should be.

Damn right.  Only person that buys a 3/4T with an 8ft bed is someone who actually needs it.  That there are people bitching about it being so big.  The owner fucking knows it's big.  He knew going into the purchase that they're a PITA to drive and park, and he got one anyway.  

20:1 that uncovered truck bed has a few scattered range cubes, a 5th wheel hitch, bailing wire, and an old pair of leather work gloves in the back.  

And no condoms, because you know that guy doesn't use condoms.

Counter point: tow mirrors flipped out like the standard Ram douchenozzle.  And a Cowboys badge on the quarter panel.  And the fact there's no long brush scratches down the side of the truck says that thing is a pavement princess.

17 hours ago, Foosters said:

 

do you live inside a Cormac McCarthy novel?

I just measured those two incidents on google maps, they happened 974 feet from each other. 

27 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Counter point: tow mirrors flipped out like the standard Ram douchenozzle.  And a Cowboys badge on the quarter panel.  And the fact there's no long brush scratches down the side of the truck says that thing is a pavement princess.

Highway princess.  Those are made to tow.  Specifically a 5th wheel.  You have more clearance between the cab and the trailer and no need for a sliding hitch.  Longer wheelbase makes it more stable on the highway and better weight distribution.  

13 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

You left out the post hole digger.

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5 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Highway princess.  Those are made to tow.  Specifically a 5th wheel.  You have more clearance between the cab and the trailer and no need for a sliding hitch.  Longer wheelbase makes it more stable on the highway and better weight distribution.  

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Just cause it can, doesn't mean it does.  That thing is too well kept to be used and abused.

7 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Just cause it can, doesn't mean it does.  That thing is too well kept to be used and abused.

Maybe he got it cleaned up for his wedding at Whataburger?

17 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Just cause it can, doesn't mean it does.  That thing is too well kept to be used and abused.

What does that even mean?  It's a truck made for hauling heavy loads on the highway.  Straight lines.  Lots of weight.  Very stable.  Purpose built.

2 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

What does that even mean?  It's a truck made for hauling heavy loads on the highway.  Straight lines.  Lots of weight.  Very stable.  Purpose built.

It means someone bought a HD truck and is using it as a grocery-getter.  It's not getting used and abused.  It has the capability, but is not being used as intended.

2 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

It means someone bought a HD truck and is using it as a grocery-getter.  It's not getting used and abused.  It has the capability, but is not being used as intended.

He's at a Home Depot....

Scottsdale AZ today. Zoom in on the rear window sticker. In case you can’t read it, it’s says aTm mom. Not shown in the pic is she was about 3 feet away from the front curb. And the black car was not there when she parked. I watch the process live in all its glory.

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That's actually better than I'd expect from aggyMom.

Yea I get that. The pic doesn’t do this abomination justice.

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