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posting here as the parking thread, this isn't parking douchebaggery but rather this is what parking awesomeness looks like (if you've never actually seen it)

 

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  • Brisketexan
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    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

  • Longhornstampede
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    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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3 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Hahaha. Yeah, what in the actual fuck?

What, you've never seen someone park upside down before? Inconsiderate fucks, ruin gravity for everybody else.

that’s gotta be some kind of coordinated civil disobedience. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

that’s gotta be some kind of coordinated civil disobedience. 

Or there's construction around there and there's a sign directing them to park that way.

Or it could be Romania and the striping crew f'd up.

6 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Bet there's a yoga studio nearby. 

Subtle. That is goddamn poetry right the gentlemen. 

Reminded me of “I think it’s a Lambo, dude”. 

 

On 10/5/2019 at 2:26 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

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That douchebag parked upside down.

7 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If you own a Ferrari you can park any place you like
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Parking like that with the top down is a poor decision.

posting here as the parking thread, this isn't parking douchebaggery but rather this is what parking awesomeness looks like (if you've never actually seen it)
 
KUT "Sonic ID".

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Reminded me of “I think it’s a Lambo, dude”. 
 

CSB time. I know one of the “owners”of that. He loaned some of the dough to purchase it to the guy driving.

Who borrows money to buy a Lamborghini?

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five minutes of my life gone forever.  absolutely worthless video. 

On 10/13/2019 at 7:39 PM, Bullneck said:

That douchebag parked upside down.

It appears right side up on my iPad.

No, I did not post it.

On 10/14/2019 at 8:35 AM, tbone_ said:

Who borrows money to buy a Lamborghini?

Someone with mob ties probably.

I wonder who parked first
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hello in there, you microscopically-peckered old fart.  hello.

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4 hours ago, wd40 said:

hello in there, you microscopically-peckered old fart.  hello.

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Poor guy.  Don't you feel bad for him?  He has to live his whole life with a little bitty phallus.  Gotta be difficult.  

  • 2 weeks later...

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Truck on the right is parked in a spot at end of the row, this motherfucker thought it cool to park blocking a path. 

25 minutes ago, Doze said:

NFG.

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This reminds how I frequently see a young person driving grandma to the Kroger near me. They presumably use grandmas handicap parking to park up front, but grandma stays in the vehicle while they go in. That’s not how it’s supposed to work.

Saw a perfect example today, but no pic. Asshole kid in a Denali pulls crossway into the handicap space at the corner of the grocery store.

On 10/20/2019 at 10:48 AM, brown water said:

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To big truck guy:   "Sorry about your penis". 

^^^

That Honda looks a little sleepy.

 

Or it won't stay turned out and folds itself whenever he drives.

I do find it amusing that he straightened himself parallel to the line. That's almost too much gaf to fit the rest of the image.

that's amazing trolling.  unlike this asshat:

 

 

 

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