September 17, 20205 yr I think my neighbor did a crappy job of parking his Kawasaki. Can we get the fucking story
September 17, 20205 yr Can we get the fucking storyVrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooommmmmmmm. Oh shit! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr. Bang crunch. OrHo lee FookWe To CloseBang Deng Ow
September 17, 20205 yr Neighbor’s 19yo son was teaching his buddy how to ride his new bike... poorly.
September 18, 20205 yr 20 hours ago, Sam Lin said: Police do what they want. is that a honda accord highway patrol car?
September 18, 20205 yr On 9/15/2020 at 9:56 PM, Guadaloopy said: I think my neighbor did a crappy job of parking his Kawasaki. Came in hot.
September 18, 20205 yr 6 feet from the curb is a shit parking job. Not as shitty as hitting guadaloopy's mommy mobile, but shitty.
September 18, 20205 yr On 9/17/2020 at 1:09 PM, Felix said: Paging @wd40 for bad motorcycle parking jobs. yeah. that sliding glass door was a piece of crap, anyway. and that juniper was getting a little thick.
September 21, 20205 yr Yes, I’m going to park in front of a gas pump and eat my lunch. When and only when I finish my lunch will I get out and give the cashier $2 for some regular unleaded.
September 21, 20205 yr 44 minutes ago, deadshank said: Yes, I’m going to park in front of a gas pump and eat my lunch. When and only when I finish my lunch will I get out and give the cashier $2 for some regular unleaded. Well, obviously the attendent’s station was closed!
October 1, 20205 yr On 9/17/2020 at 12:51 PM, Guadaloopy said: IMG_0689.MP4 Why did he say, “Oh, my dick”? Edited October 1, 20205 yr by ImissWallyPryor
October 5, 20205 yr At the kids football practice. This guy and his kid got out (another team) and he is watching practice for the last 10ish minutes. Unlikely the cars he is blocking may leave, but it is at a track so he may be blocking some walkers.
October 6, 20205 yr I’m pretty sure I saw that dick weed over by the neighborhood today. He must live on your side!
October 6, 20205 yr I’m pretty sure I saw that dick weed over by the neighborhood today. He must live on your side! Are you referencing the non-poors side of our bario?
October 7, 20205 yr 5 hours ago, SurlyBDR said: Very aggy and WAC. They taking this D1 thing serious.
October 9, 20205 yr Somebody was in a hurry to get that pumpkin spice!Wife’s and the stupid stuff they say/do thread is——>>>>Can’t wait to hear this one!
October 9, 20205 yr 8 minutes ago, General Specific said: Wife’s and the stupid stuff they say/do thread is——>>>> Can’t wait to hear this one! *Wives
October 11, 20205 yr toyota suv was attempting to parallel park. she is backing up in the picture. there was nobody behind me so I waited for her to finish, only took about 12 moves to slide in about three feet from the curb.
October 11, 20205 yr 16 minutes ago, futureman said: toyota suv was attempting to parallel park. she is backing up in the picture. there was nobody behind me so I waited for her to finish, only took about 12 moves to slide in about three feet from the curb. this should be mandatory in driving license test
October 11, 20205 yr 28 minutes ago, 52-80 said: this should be mandatory in driving license test Uh......
October 11, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, deadshank said: Uh...... licensed in california. didnt even have to do a reverse park.
October 11, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, 52-80 said: licensed in california. didnt even have to do a reverse park. Really? I remember everyone in TX, especially women and future aggy, dreaded the parallel parking portion of the TX drivers test.
October 11, 20205 yr Really? I remember everyone in TX, especially women and future aggy, dreaded the parallel parking portion of the TX drivers test. Same in CO.
October 11, 20205 yr 44 minutes ago, deadshank said: everyone in TX ... dreaded the parallel parking portion of the TX drivers test. not men. or at least not me. I can parallel park anything, anywhere. I once parked an F150 on 6th in two moves with literally six inches of space between vehicles in front and back. I’m a goddamn parallel parking wizard, and I fear nothing.
October 11, 20205 yr 39 minutes ago, futureman said: not men. or at least not me. I can parallel park anything, anywhere. I once parked an F150 on 6th in two moves with literally six inches of space between vehicles in front and back. I’m a goddamn parallel parking wizard, and I fear nothing. I just want to be near you.
October 12, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, futureman said: not men. or at least not me. I can parallel park anything, anywhere. I once parked an F150 on 6th in two moves with literally six inches of space between vehicles in front and back. I’m a goddamn parallel parking wizard, and I fear nothing. ive seen in the...errrr... less-worldly parts of the world, they literally just bump other cars out of the way when squeezing in a parallel spot. you give them 1 inch, they'll take 2. i suppose if all the cars are beaters, it doesnt really matter
October 12, 20205 yr i parallel parked with even less space than that left on either end and got a strongly worded note left on my car about how i hadn't left any room for people get out Edited October 12, 20205 yr by elfenix
October 12, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, 52-80 said: ive seen in the...errrr... less-worldly parts of the world, they literally just bump other cars out of the way when squeezing in a parallel spot. you give them 1 inch, they'll take 2. i suppose if all the cars are beaters, it doesnt really matter you mean like Chicago?
October 12, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, 52-80 said: ive seen in the...errrr... less-worldly parts of the world, they literally just bump other cars out of the way when squeezing in a parallel spot. you give them 1 inch, they'll take 2. 1 hour ago, Llogg said: you mean like Chicago? Standard parking procedure when I lived there. Leaving too large of a gap between your car and the car in front of you would get your car keyed.
October 12, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Chewbacca said: 5 hours ago, deadshank said: I just want to be near you. Shit, i just want to be in him. get in line.
October 12, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, washparkhorn said: Standard parking procedure when I lived there. Leaving too large of a gap between your car and the car in front of you would get your car keyed. How rude
October 12, 20205 yr 11 hours ago, deadshank said: Really? I remember everyone in TX, especially women and future aggy, dreaded the parallel parking portion of the TX drivers test. AZ you usually had to either parallel park or do a three-point turn, it was up to the examiner to pick which one you did. We all dreaded the parallel park (there is actually nearly zero parallel parking in most of AZ) - thankfully my guy selected the three-point turn. Since then I've gotten pretty good at parallel parking, and backup cameras have made the three-point turn utterly brainless.
October 12, 20205 yr I used to not care for backup cameras because my brain couldn't reconcile the perspective differences between the physical mirrors and the camera display. (I still blame manufacturer for not calibrating the angle/field of view). It also made for dissonance not knowing which to trust. I do quite like them now. They're not indespensible... but they are useful
October 14, 20205 yr Learn to parallel park a forklift and parallel parking a car is a breeze. You do the same things, just reversed.
October 17, 20205 yr That’s ok sir, nobody wanted to get through behind you during your HD run .... although I’ll give HD partial douchebaggery credit for space size
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