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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

  • Longhornstampede
    Longhornstampede

    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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I think my neighbor did a crappy job of parking his Kawasaki. 
 
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Can we get the fucking story

Can we get the fucking story

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Or

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5 hours ago, PilotsError said:


Can we get the fucking story

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Neighbor’s 19yo son was teaching his buddy how to ride his new bike... poorly.  

Paging @wd40 for bad motorcycle parking jobs.  

20 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Police do what they want.

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is that a honda accord highway patrol car?

Highway Police

On 9/15/2020 at 9:56 PM, Guadaloopy said:

I think my neighbor did a crappy job of parking his Kawasaki. 
 

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Came in hot.

6 feet from the curb is a shit parking job. Not as shitty as hitting guadaloopy's mommy mobile, but shitty.
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On 9/17/2020 at 1:09 PM, Felix said:

Paging @wd40 for bad motorcycle parking jobs.  

yeah.

that sliding glass door was a piece of crap, anyway.  and that juniper was getting a little thick.

Yes, I’m going to park in front of a gas pump and eat my lunch. When and only when I finish my lunch will I get out and give the cashier $2 for some regular unleaded.  

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44 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Yes, I’m going to park in front of a gas pump and eat my lunch. When and only when I finish my lunch will I get out and give the cashier $2 for some regular unleaded.  

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Well, obviously the attendent’s station was closed!

At the kids football practice. This guy and his kid got out (another team) and he is watching practice for the last 10ish minutes. Unlikely the cars he is blocking may leave, but it is at a track so he may be blocking some walkers.

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I’m pretty sure I saw that dick weed over by the neighborhood today. He must live on your side!

I’m pretty sure I saw that dick weed over by the neighborhood today. He must live on your side!
Are you referencing the non-poors side of our bario?

Ha! Don’t you have a camera to work on or a pot hole to get filled? lol

5 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Very aggy and WAC. They taking this D1 thing serious.

Somebody was in a hurry to get that pumpkin spice!

Wife’s and the stupid stuff they say/do thread is——>>>>

Can’t wait to hear this one!
8 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Wife’s and the stupid stuff they say/do thread is——>>>>

Can’t wait to hear this one!

*Wives

toyota suv was attempting to parallel park.  she is backing up in the picture.  there was nobody behind me so I waited for her to finish, only took about 12 moves to slide in about three feet from the curb. 

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16 minutes ago, futureman said:

toyota suv was attempting to parallel park.  she is backing up in the picture.  there was nobody behind me so I waited for her to finish, only took about 12 moves to slide in about three feet from the curb. 

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this should be mandatory in driving license test

28 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

this should be mandatory in driving license test

Uh......

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

Uh......

licensed in california.  didnt even have to do a reverse park.

4 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

licensed in california.  didnt even have to do a reverse park.

Really?  I remember everyone in TX, especially women and future aggy, dreaded the parallel parking portion of the TX drivers test.  

Really?  I remember everyone in TX, especially women and future aggy, dreaded the parallel parking portion of the TX drivers test.  
Same in CO.
44 minutes ago, deadshank said:

everyone in TX ... dreaded the parallel parking portion of the TX drivers test.  

not men.  or at least not me.  I can parallel park anything, anywhere.  I once parked an F150 on 6th in two moves with literally six inches of space between vehicles in front and back.  I’m a goddamn parallel parking wizard, and I fear nothing. 

39 minutes ago, futureman said:

not men.  or at least not me.  I can parallel park anything, anywhere.  I once parked an F150 on 6th in two moves with literally six inches of space between vehicles in front and back.  I’m a goddamn parallel parking wizard, and I fear nothing. 

I just want to be near you. 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

not men.  or at least not me.  I can parallel park anything, anywhere.  I once parked an F150 on 6th in two moves with literally six inches of space between vehicles in front and back.  I’m a goddamn parallel parking wizard, and I fear nothing. 

ive seen in the...errrr... less-worldly parts of the world, they literally just bump other cars out of the way when squeezing in a parallel spot.  you give them 1 inch, they'll take 2.

 

i suppose if all the cars are beaters, it doesnt really matter

i parallel parked with even less space than that left on either end and got a strongly worded note left on my car about how i hadn't left any room for people get out

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2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

ive seen in the...errrr... less-worldly parts of the world, they literally just bump other cars out of the way when squeezing in a parallel spot.  you give them 1 inch, they'll take 2.

 

i suppose if all the cars are beaters, it doesnt really matter

you mean like Chicago?

3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

ive seen in the...errrr... less-worldly parts of the world, they literally just bump other cars out of the way when squeezing in a parallel spot.  you give them 1 inch, they'll take 2.

 

1 hour ago, Llogg said:

you mean like Chicago?

Standard parking procedure when I lived there. 

Leaving too large of a gap between your car and the car in front of you would get your car keyed. 

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:
5 hours ago, deadshank said:
I just want to be near you. 

Shit, i just want to be in him.

get in line. 

3 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

 

Standard parking procedure when I lived there. 

Leaving too large of a gap between your car and the car in front of you would get your car keyed. 

How rude

11 hours ago, deadshank said:

Really?  I remember everyone in TX, especially women and future aggy, dreaded the parallel parking portion of the TX drivers test.  

AZ you usually had to either parallel park or do a three-point turn, it was up to the examiner to pick which one you did.

We all dreaded the parallel park (there is actually nearly zero parallel parking in most of AZ) - thankfully my guy selected the three-point turn. Since then I've gotten pretty good at parallel parking, and backup cameras have made the three-point turn utterly brainless.

I used to not care for backup cameras because my brain couldn't reconcile the perspective differences between the physical mirrors and the camera display.  (I still blame manufacturer for not calibrating the angle/field of view). 

It also made for dissonance not knowing which to trust.

 

I do quite like them now.  They're not indespensible... but they are useful

 

Learn to parallel park a forklift and parallel parking a car is a breeze.  You do the same things, just reversed.

That’s ok sir, nobody wanted to get through behind you during your HD run .... although I’ll give HD partial douchebaggery credit for space size

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  • 2 weeks later...

Arboretum Target.  "I brake for squirrels".  really, you piece of shit?

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Maybe there was a squirrel occupying the right side of that parking spot.

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