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8 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Where are the aggy and SECX3 stickers?

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

  • Longhornstampede
    Longhornstampede

    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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tacodeli is packed. these are the take out spots where they run the food out to you. fat fucking westlake cunt parks like this and then goes in to eat. and yes, she was very fat. 

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20 hours ago, futureman said:

tacodeli is packed. these are the take out spots where they run the food out to you. fat fucking westlake cunt parks like this and then goes in to eat. and yes, she was very fat. 

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Pics of Westlake cunt? 

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More dumb fuckery than douche baggery. 
 

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Leaves extra room to avoid door ding from the other side, I'll allow it. (Yeah, I'm sure that's what that driver was thinking...)

yeah that’s a no harm no foul. and does give some extra room in the adjacent space. 

this was at barton springs nursery today. that parking lot is a nightmare. good thing this westlake cunt didn’t care enough to straighten her shit out. 

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13 hours ago, futureman said:

 

The truck is parked like a douche, but from the location of the scratches the little Nissan Rogue is the one who made contact.

1 hour ago, ABSR said:

The truck is parked like a douche, but from the location of the scratches the little Nissan Rogue is the one who made contact.

The only way that can be true is if the Nissan hit it trying to leave after the truck blocked them in. Truck still at fault.

 

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looks like the driver of that truck came in at 3am after drinking all day

On 4/28/2021 at 10:10 PM, TexasMan said:

 

What I don't understand about idiots who park like this is don't they realize that's just begging for someone to annihilate their vehicle?

Forgot to take a photo but at the Rangers game this weekend in the assigned parking lot and this asshole in a LWB 350 with his hitch still on, not just a ball but an anti sway hitch was backed into our spot about halfway. We were in my BiL’s tundra so we ended up almost blocking the aisle. People threw beer cans all over his truck when in reality it was the 350.

1 hour ago, LebongJames said:

Forgot to take a photo but at the Rangers game this weekend in the assigned parking lot and this asshole in a LWB 350 with his hitch still on, not just a ball but an anti sway hitch was backed into our spot about halfway. We were in my BiL’s tundra so we ended up almost blocking the aisle. People threw beer cans all over his truck when in reality it was the 350.

Why didn't you just back in and push him out of the way? Oh yeah, Toyota.

21 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Was the hitch locked on?  If not it should have disappeared

Yes it was

Not really parking, but from a parking lot …

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Did someone just die?

17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

He's not getting the Credence back.

Not a really bad parking job, just a really great looking vehicle in my office. On the hunt now to find it’s owner

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2 hours ago, JSB said:

Not a really bad parking job, just a really great looking vehicle in my office. On the hunt now to find it’s owner

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No way in hell I would drive that to work.  I would be afraid some jealous asshole would key it. 

This is why I leave my Bugatti Chiron at the dealership. 

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

No way in hell I would drive that to work.  I would be afraid some jealous asshole would key it. 

This is why I leave my Bugatti Chiron at the dealership. 

 

Not a parking thing, but still pretty dumb.  I don't know why this is legal.

 

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I guess there is a certain LoL factor because it's not just an Infinity, but a station wagon variety at that (sure, call it an SUV.  It's a station wagon).

5 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Not a parking thing, but still pretty dumb.  I don't know why this is legal.

 

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I guess there is a certain LoL factor because it's not just an Infinity, but a station wagon variety at that (sure, call it an SUV.  It's a station wagon).

Reminds me of the chariot in Ben Hur

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On 6/14/2021 at 12:58 PM, JSB said:

Not a really bad parking job, just a really great looking vehicle in my office. On the hunt now to find it’s owner

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18 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Not a parking thing, but still pretty dumb.  I don't know why this is legal.

 

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I guess there is a certain LoL factor because it's not just an Infinity, but a station wagon variety at that (sure, call it an SUV.  It's a station wagon).

You must not spend time in Houston, lotta elbows here.

26 minutes ago, tx ind said:

You must not spend time in Houston, lotta elbows here.

well, houston’s an awful place. 

5 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

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This type of douche baggery parking ticks me off more so than any other type.  Bunch of lazy folks out there that are afraid of a few extra steps.

2 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

This type of douche baggery parking ticks me off more so than any other type.  Bunch of lazy folks out there that are afraid of a few extra steps.

This is what zipties were invented for.

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

No, no @RPM take your time!  I’ll sit here for another 15 minutes. 

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That's not the usual response I got.

On 6/14/2021 at 1:58 PM, JSB said:

Not a really bad parking job, just a really great looking vehicle in my office. On the hunt now to find it’s owner

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That car is blocking a good view of the Chevy Impala.

5 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

That car is blocking a good view of the Chevy Impala.

Thats the joke!!!

Well evidently he has fuck you money. New truck same spot

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Brand new TRX

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