June 26, 20214 yr On 6/21/2021 at 12:43 PM, JSB said: Brand new TRX He paid two trucks worth of money plus a $30K dealer markup for that so he gets two parking spaces. Duh!!
June 30, 20214 yr No picture, sadly. But I'll describe it as best as I can. At Yellowstone earlier this month. If you are familiar, many of the attractions are off one of the highways; sometimes a small two lane road with no shoulders winds it way through some trees to a smallish parking lot. The attraction I'm speaking of is the Artist Paintpots: We get to the exit, and traffic is backed up. We are off the highway, but not moving. Occasionally we move up 20 feet or so, then stop. Minutes pass. Few in front of us decide to do a U turn and leave. Oddly, very few cars are leaving the attraction. As we get closer, my wife notices some flashing lights through the trees, like you would see on a police car. We move up some more, turn the last corner....and see what the issue is. There was a minivan parked in one lane of the two lane road entering the parking lot. Naturally, I gave some benefit of doubt (mechanical issue, something). The lights were from two ranger vehicles. Eventually, we made our way into the lot, but circled it a few times. There were two rangers standing by the minivan, waiting. Eventually, we see a family of 5 making their way towards the end of the lot and my wife speculates its the minivan family. Sure enough, it was. I wish I had taken photos of the encounter, or just stood close by and listened in. These rangers were pissed, and gave the man a citation. There was an argument, but he wasn't even close to parking in a lot, or even onto a shoulder (of which there were cars that had done so along the parking lot, but there was no shoulder where he just shut off his damned minivan). The parking lot was full, so he literally just decided to say fuck it, slam it in park and go spend half an hour or longer looking at an attraction. No fucks given by him, but he got a ticket out of the deal. Edited June 30, 20214 yr by Francisco 2.0
July 1, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said: No picture, sadly. But I'll describe it as best as I can. At Yellowstone earlier this month. If you are familiar, many of the attractions are off one of the highways; sometimes a small two lane road with no shoulders winds it way through some trees to a smallish parking lot. The attraction I'm speaking of is the Artist Paintpots: We get to the exit, and traffic is backed up. We are off the highway, but not moving. Occasionally we move up 20 feet or so, then stop. Minutes pass. Few in front of us decide to do a U turn and leave. Oddly, very few cars are leaving the attraction. As we get closer, my wife notices some flashing lights through the trees, like you would see on a police car. We move up some more, turn the last corner....and see what the issue is. There was a minivan parked in one lane of the two lane road entering the parking lot. Naturally, I gave some benefit of doubt (mechanical issue, something). The lights were from two ranger vehicles. Eventually, we made our way into the lot, but circled it a few times. There were two rangers standing by the minivan, waiting. Eventually, we see a family of 5 making their way towards the end of the lot and my wife speculates its the minivan family. Sure enough, it was. I wish I had taken photos of the encounter, or just stood close by and listened in. These rangers were pissed, and gave the man a citation. There was an argument, but he wasn't even close to parking in a lot, or even onto a shoulder (of which there were cars that had done so along the parking lot, but there was no shoulder where he just shut off his damned minivan). The parking lot was full, so he literally just decided to say fuck it, slam it in park and go spend half an hour or longer looking at an attraction. No fucks given by him, but he got a ticket out of the deal. that could be the winner of the douchebaggery title. definitely on the medal stand.
July 1, 20214 yr There are 2 different ways in / out.This ONE bungled parking problem screwed everything up?Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
July 1, 20214 yr 8 hours ago, ROFL BOX said: There are 2 different ways in / out. This ONE bungled parking problem screwed everything up? Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk Still a shithead thing to do.
July 1, 20214 yr Oh, I don't doubt that at all.Which end were they blocking?S or N?Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
July 1, 20214 yr On 6/11/2021 at 3:04 AM, ROFL BOX said: Tits or no tits, that's a craptacular parking situation. That's somebody (woman) who drove into the aisle going the wrong direction and swung into a parking spot without correcting their position.
July 1, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said: That's somebody (woman) who drove into the aisle going the wrong direction and swung into a parking spot without correcting their position. Correct. Tits McGee don't care.
July 2, 20214 yr 17 hours ago, TrashMaster G said: That's somebody (woman) who drove into the aisle going the wrong direction and swung into a parking spot without correcting their position. One of my biggest pet peeves and then they stare you down as if you're the one going the wrong way.
July 2, 20214 yr Jagoffs that approach an intersection with a red light and decide to cut into and then haul ass across an adjoining parking lot so they don't have to stop. It is always nice when the light turns green and you get to drive by them when they get hung up by traffic and you get to drive by them while they're stuck in the lot trying to get back out on the main lanes.
July 6, 20214 yr can only hope they were loading/unloading something heavy through those building doors?
July 6, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, futureman said: can only hope they were loading/unloading something heavy through those building doors? Into the car with no storage space....but I agree it seems they backed up to load something.
July 9, 20214 yr I found this preposterous! I found this preposterous. Edited July 9, 20214 yr by Steel Shank
July 12, 20214 yr 15 minutes ago, SquishMitten said: You said preposterous twice Maybe he likes preposterous?
July 12, 20214 yr 59 minutes ago, SquishMitten said: You said preposterous twice 43 minutes ago, conVINCEd said: Maybe he likes preposterous? I do.
August 5, 20214 yr 11 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said: Forgot this beauty. On 7/23/2021 at 6:54 PM, tfoolry said: You bros hanging out in Chinatown? This thread is giving me anxiety.
August 6, 20214 yr On 8/4/2021 at 10:31 PM, Jersey Man10 said: Forgot this beauty. Yeah, definitely handicapped.
August 8, 20214 yr Maw Maw having a difficult time parking. Edited August 8, 20214 yr by mininghorn88
August 8, 20214 yr 9 hours ago, mininghorn88 said: Maw Maw having a difficult time parking. Maw maw having a difficult time parking in ETX also, plus gets a racist bonus for the OG CSA flag.
August 8, 20214 yr 6 hours ago, nnm said: Maw maw having a difficult time parking in ETX also, plus gets a racist bonus for the OG CSA flag. Don't worry - that car will be outta there as soon as she realizes this isn't the 8-Liner convenience store she thought it was.
August 9, 20214 yr On 7/1/2021 at 12:48 AM, ROFL BOX said: There are 2 different ways in / out. This ONE bungled parking problem screwed everything up? Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk Artist's Paint Pots, not the Fountain Paint Pots. Completely different attraction Star marks approximate location of where van was parked. He didn't bother to get onto the shoulder. Edited August 9, 20214 yr by Francisco 2.0
August 9, 20214 yr On 8/8/2021 at 6:36 AM, mininghorn88 said: Maw Maw having a difficult time parking. this movie theater in iraq?
August 9, 20214 yr On 8/7/2021 at 11:36 PM, mininghorn88 said: Maw Maw having a difficult time parking. The back license plate tells you everything you need to know about this fool.
August 12, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, BearMace said: Rolling up in a matte GWagon means you have no fucks to give. On closer inspection, I believe that's an AMG G Wagon. Sheeeeeeeeit.
August 12, 20214 yr That’s about as useless a vehicle as a low rider dually truck. Absolutely asinine.
August 12, 20214 yr 9 minutes ago, nnm said: That’s about as useless a vehicle as a low rider dually truck. Absolutely asinine. Spoken like someone who's wife doesn't want to go to Whole Foods in style.
August 17, 20214 yr This guy was parked here on his phone when I pulled in. I filled up, checked my hair in the mirror, and he was still sitting there in his phone. No fucks given. (My hair looked great, BTW.)
August 17, 20214 yr 19 minutes ago, Steel Shank said: This guy was parked here on his phone when I pulled in. I filled up, checked my hair in the mirror, and he was still sitting there in his phone. No fucks given. (My hair looked great, BTW.) I’ll see that and raise you the guy in the white car waiting in the shade for the dude in the blue car to show up and then white car guy hops in blue car guy’s rig and they then conduct business and white car guy goes back to his car with a tightly bound package of dubious origin. I’m sure this was legitimate commerce.
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