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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

  • Longhornstampede
    Longhornstampede

    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

This guy was parked here on his phone when I pulled in. I filled up, checked my hair in the mirror, and he was still sitting there in his phone. No fucks given. (My hair looked great, BTW.)
 

Are you saying you checked your hair in HIS mirror? Are you some sort of psychopath? 

1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

Are you saying you checked your hair in HIS mirror? Are you some sort of psychopath? 

It would be silly for me to check my hair in his mirror.

5 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

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Trickle down asshattery. 

21 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

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This will be the same chucklefuck that just leaves their cart unattended in the middle of an aisle.

2 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

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Maybe they just lack ambition. 

5 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

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Pull forward parking.

8 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

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Maybe he’s trying to teach the mustang driver a lesson by exaggerating how badly the mustang is parked?

Taking up two non-reserved spots in a garage that's 95% reserved

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On 8/22/2021 at 1:00 PM, Jerry Callo said:

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Have you ever met a woman driver?

On 8/22/2021 at 2:00 PM, Jerry Callo said:

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Just the tip?

On 8/22/2021 at 1:00 PM, Jerry Callo said:

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You ever hear of women's menstrual cycles synchronizing?

 

*Ram. Dodge doesn’t make trucks anymore. Spun off Ram to be its own division. 

what was one of the things wrong with the american car industry pre-financial crisis?

everyone: too many brands!

fiat: we've got a solution!

18 minutes ago, elfenix said:

what was one of the things wrong with the american car industry pre-financial crisis?

everyone: too many brands!

fiat: we've got a solution!

Exactly. If you really want a screwed up car company, make it a French-Italian bastard with legacy American brands. Think you’re a cool ‘Murica dude with your jacked up, powder coat jeep?  Nope, you’re driving a French-Italian bastard. Have fun with that. 

*Ram. Dodge doesn’t make trucks anymore. Spun off Ram to be its own division. 

Still Dodge.
10 hours ago, nnm said:

Exactly. If you really want a screwed up car company, make it a French-Italian bastard with legacy American brands. Think you’re a cool ‘Murica dude with your jacked up, powder coat jeep?  Nope, you’re driving a French-Italian bastard. Have fun with that. 

Got the best food and wine though

16 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Got the best food and wine though

No argument there. I love Italian and French food and wine.
 

Just not the best reputation for durable engineering. 

2 hours ago, tbone_ said:


Still Dodge.

Ok Brooklyn Dodgers/Baltimore Colts guy. 

12 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

One truck taking up four spaces.

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License plate says it all.  Dumbest  people on earth.

18 minutes ago, deadshank said:

License plate says it all.  Dumbest  people on earth.

Yes, that person brought that parking into Texas.

17 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Women who can't drive worth a shit are my wheelhouse.

Way to narrow it down.

Ok Brooklyn Dodgers/Baltimore Colts guy. 

Dodgers before my time. But yes on Baltimore Colts. Bert Jones holla!
10 hours ago, futureman said:

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@immamac why do the pictures get rotated or flipped when you make them smaller? there’s an option when you are uploading photos to reduce the image/file size and almost always the images get fucked with. at least for me. and I’m assuming armybrat. 

On 8/30/2021 at 6:24 AM, RPM said:

 

How, you ask?

I don't know. But it wasn't easy.

11 hours ago, deadshank said:

How, you ask?

I don't know. But it was probably easier than you think.

 

I watched her try to get this right for five minutes. pulled in forward and backed out about 20 times. I guess she was incapable of reversing into the spot. her ancestral roots appeared to be from the orient. 

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4 hours ago, futureman said:

I watched her try to get this right for five minutes. pulled in forward and backed out about 20 times. I guess she was incapable of reversing into the spot. her ancestral roots appeared to be from the orient. 

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On 6/30/2021 at 4:15 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

No picture, sadly.  But I'll describe it as best as I can.

At Yellowstone earlier this month.   If you are familiar, many of the attractions are off one of the highways; sometimes a small two lane road with no shoulders winds it way through some trees to a smallish parking lot.  The attraction I'm speaking of is the Artist Paintpots:

e get to the exit, and traffic is backed up.  We are off the highway, but not moving.  Occasionally we move up 20 feet or so, then stop.  Minutes pass.  Few in front of us decide to do a U turn and leave.  Oddly, very few cars are leaving the attraction.  As we get closer, my wife notices some flashing lights through the trees, like you would see on a police car.

We move up some more, turn the last corner....and see what the issue is.  There was a minivan parked in one lane of the two lane road entering the parking lot.  Naturally, I gave some benefit of doubt (mechanical issue, something).  The lights were from two ranger vehicles.

Eventually, we made our way into the lot, but circled it a few times.  There were two rangers standing by the minivan, waiting.  Eventually, we see a family of 5 making their way towards the end of the lot and my wife speculates its the minivan family.  Sure enough, it was.  

I wish I had taken photos of the encounter, or just stood close by and listened in.  These rangers were pissed, and gave the man a citation.  There was an argument, but he wasn't even close to parking in a lot, or even onto a shoulder (of which there were cars that had done so along the parking lot, but there was no shoulder where he just shut off his damned minivan).  The parking lot was full, so he literally just decided to say fuck it, slam it in park and go spend half an hour or longer looking at an attraction.  No fucks given by him, but he got a ticket out of the deal.

 

We were driving into Grand Canyon park via east entrance on hwy 64 this summer when traffic came to a standstill.  Working our way up a bit we see several cars parked along the side of the road and one numbnut who had just shut off his van right in the middle of the road.  Attraction was a couple of huge bull mooses eating trees right next to the highway.  They were majorly impressive creatures to see up close like that.  Numbnut in van had hopped out of his car with his small child and was standing maybe 15 feet away from them.  The idiocy is mindboggling.

On 8/4/2021 at 6:01 PM, futureman said:

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Might as well put forth maximum effort there and take up 4 spots...

On 9/9/2021 at 5:44 AM, Wade said:

We were driving into Grand Canyon park via east entrance on hwy 64 this summer when traffic came to a standstill.  Working our way up a bit we see several cars parked along the side of the road and one numbnut who had just shut off his van right in the middle of the road.  Attraction was a couple of huge bull mooses eating trees right next to the highway.  They were majorly impressive creatures to see up close like that.  Numbnut in van had hopped out of his car with his small child and was standing maybe 15 feet away from them.  The idiocy is mindboggling.

 

Darwin's trigger finger got itchy that day.

 

Just now, futureman said:

surely the car was moving. 

At some point 



Surly, the car was moving. 




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I was there Sunday afternoon and circled trying to find a spot for 10 minutes. I thought about it. 

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

I was there Sunday afternoon and circled trying to find a spot for 10 minutes. I thought about it. 

thought about, but didn’t. 

And yet it is still pulled further into that spot than the Toyota next to it.

54 minutes ago, elfenix said:

And yet it is still pulled further into that spot than the Toyota next to it.

He's a Bronze Star recipient, so apparently he's able to do WTF he wants.

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