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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

  • Longhornstampede
    Longhornstampede

    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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1 hour ago, deadshank said:

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Looks like she was scared of the overhang on the flatbed. 

34 minutes ago, nnm said:

Looks like she was scared of the overhang on the flatbed. 

The MB was there before the flatbed.  

Anybody who parks on the line on the driver side is going to pay. 

21 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Anybody who parks on the line on the driver side is going to pay. 

Whoever started parking between the lines is the one who messed us up for eternity. If everyone parked ON the line on the drivers side (when pulling in forward) it would eliminate all questions and be much better.  That said... this play likely to drive most people crazy

 

4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Can you imagine trying to get everyone in this country to park like that?  

We still have people on this site opposed to first-move-forward parking. No hope for the rest of the country. 
Also, can you imagine getting your wife to park like that? Intentionally, I mean?

5 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Can you imagine trying to get everyone in this country to park like that?  

sit down, son. let me tell you a little something about freedom. 

13 hours ago, nnm said:

We still have people on this site opposed to first-move-forward parking.

This seems like an attempt to fool stupid people in to believing that your entirely incorrect method is legitimate.  Call it what it is, the let's hold up the whole line of cars in the parking lot in a futile attempt to back into a parking space that was meant to be used for head in parking method.

Edited by NeverMarryAStripper

I bet I can back in faster than you can park forward.

1 minute ago, Felix said:

I bet I can back in faster than you can park forward.

 

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19 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

This seems like an attempt to fool stupid people in to believing that your entirely incorrect method is legitimate.  Call it what it is, the let's hold up the whole line of cars in the parking lot in a futile attempt to back into a parking space that was meant to be used for head in parking method.

The only configuration for which your point makes sense is the herring-bone style lot, where the spaces are angled in favor of the vehicles’ direction of travel. In that situation, it absolutely makes sense to go nose-in because of the flow of traffic. However, backing out of that space is just as dangerous as backing out of any other configuration.


Backing out is inherently more dangerous, particularly for serious injury and fatality incidents. Many, many industry groups have studied this and universally agree.  Here’s one: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1369847819308812 

In all other configurations, backing in is many times safer, and no less time consuming. The guy backing in doesn’t hold you up as much as Karen five-point backing out her Excursion, and is a much faster exit. Yet you focus your derision on the safer driver.

9 hours ago, closetohumping said:

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Pull forward parking strikes again.

  • 1 month later...

Dude decided to Austin Powers his rig backing into the JW Marriott

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  • 1 month later...

Really needed to get to his PO box in a hurry
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On 9/22/2021 at 10:07 PM, Sam Lin said:

Pull forward parking strikes again.

 

On 9/22/2021 at 12:55 PM, Steel Shank said:

With my man NMAS on this one, kids.

 

On 9/22/2021 at 11:50 AM, nnm said:

The only configuration for which your point makes sense is the herring-bone style lot, where the spaces are angled in favor of the vehicles’ direction of travel. In that situation, it absolutely makes sense to go nose-in because of the flow of traffic. However, backing out of that space is just as dangerous as backing out of any other configuration.


Backing out is inherently more dangerous, particularly for serious injury and fatality incidents. Many, many industry groups have studied this and universally agree.  Here’s one: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1369847819308812 

In all other configurations, backing in is many times safer, and no less time consuming. The guy backing in doesn’t hold you up as much as Karen five-point backing out her Excursion, and is a much faster exit. Yet you focus your derision on the safer driver.

 

On 9/22/2021 at 11:30 AM, Felix said:

I bet I can back in faster than you can park forward.

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It wasn't the parking job that caught my attention on this one.  Someone must be in a really weird place to decide this is something worth a) constructing and b) mounting in the bed of your truck.

 

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You really should have included the plate number in the photo

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  • 2 weeks later...

Not so smart...

On 12/18/2021 at 7:20 PM, ROFL BOX said:

 

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That parking job is worthy of shame but so are those wheels on that RAM. Woof.

2 hours ago, T-shirt Sip said:

How the fuck do you park this bad in a smart car?

Pull forward parking. Strikes again.

This one really pissed me off.... there was another empty spot to the right

 

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2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

This one really pissed me off.... there was another empty spot to the right

 

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Looks like the civic passenger bashed in the dually fender. I know she didn’t, but he would deserve it and it looks like she did. 

Mrs. Brat wishes she had done it, but that Civic is my ride and has no blemishes.

On 12/22/2021 at 8:04 PM, Walser said:

That parking job is worthy of shame but so are those wheels on that RAM. Woof.

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Was parked like this for at least 4 hours in between dog walks

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19 hours ago, Fat Bastard said:

Was parked like this for at least 4 hours in between dog walks

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was this near your domicile? you could have had it towed, could you not?

On 12/22/2021 at 7:54 PM, T-shirt Sip said:

How the fuck do you park this bad in a smart car?

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Did you go lift up on the bumper and slide this one over to solve that situation?

22 hours ago, Fat Bastard said:

Was parked like this for at least 4 hours in between dog walks

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stiff wind probably blew it there

23 hours ago, Fat Bastard said:

Was parked like this for at least 4 hours in between dog walks

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tell me you drove home drunk without telling me.  

Edited by gyroprotagonist

Not parking, but best place for this.

1. The Carolina squat is what this is called. Aka, I’m a douchebag.

2. The lug nuts and antenna confirm the above.

3. It’s an off-roading machine with those bald tires because he did so many accessories he can’t afford new ones. And it looks like because of the lift he wasn’t smart enough to go get an alignment and just drove it.

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17 hours ago, markstanco said:

Not parking, but best place for this.

1. The Carolina squat is what this is called. Aka, I’m a douchebag.

2. The lug nuts and antenna confirm the above.

3. It’s an off-roading machine with those bald tires because he did so many accessories he can’t afford new ones. And it looks like because of the lift he wasn’t smart enough to go get an alignment and just drove it.

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But the tailgate says its "Classic." See?  Right there it does.

Edited by deadshank

Not up on my GM branding, but Sierra Classic is the base model. There's no 4x4 badging and they're rocking a sweet undersize Lowe's tool box.

On 1/8/2022 at 3:16 PM, deadshank said:

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Techadores de mierda.

Not up on my GM branding, but Sierra Classic is the base model. There's no 4x4 badging and they're rocking a sweet undersize Lowe's tool box.

Classic is the name of the local gmc dealership.

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