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Zero defense.

Not a SINGLE excuse available here.

Had Mom in the Doc's office for probably 1 hour & it was parked this way the entire time. df71d76a03c1ba022839979c312eb5e3.jpg

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

  • Longhornstampede
    Longhornstampede

    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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On 3/28/2018 at 7:51 AM, Don Keibals said:

reminded me of this thread

 

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Reminds me of this pic I took a couple of years ago.

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Parking backward down a one way lane.
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2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Parking backward down a one way lane.
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I once saw a teenage kid back into a space at sonic in his big truck.  Then realized he couldn't push the button and order until he moved to the passenger seat.

Had an aggy sticker on the back.  No shit csb.

3 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I once saw a teenage kid back into a space at sonic in his big truck.  Then realized he couldn't push the button and order until he moved to the passenger seat.

Had an aggy sticker on the back.  No shit csb.

i believe you

 

I get why people do the backend first maneuver. Makes sense. What I don't get is why the 9 out of 10 who suck at performing it continue to do so.

Captured this evening in PCB:

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Impressive just for the DGAF of it.

Captured this evening in PCB:

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Impressive just for the DGAF of it.
Need pics of Patty

When you're sliding into home, and your pants are full of foam...

 

Park that shit near the nearest shitter, and get out of your dealer-plated 2003 Jag ASAP!  Rocko called them and asked to lease it yet?

11 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Captured this evening in PCB:

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Impressive just for the DGAF of it.

A couple of strong backs could've taught this asshole a serious lesson. 

I took up two spots yesterday. Got damn garage was exclusively "compact car" spots. Parking perfectly, my wheels would've been on both lines. Decided to use the second spot to make sure I would be able to get back in, and so as to not screw the person parked to my right (a Tahoe that was also on both lines). No ragrets!

On 4/4/2018 at 8:18 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

A couple of strong backs could've taught this asshole a serious lesson. 

First thing I thought of.

I took up two spots yesterday. Got damn garage was exclusively "compact car" spots. Parking perfectly, my wheels would've been on both lines. Decided to use the second spot to make sure I would be able to get back in, and so as to not screw the person parked to my right (a Tahoe that was also on both lines). No ragrets!

No pic?
On ‎4‎/‎4‎/‎2018 at 8:22 AM, SquishMitten said:

I took up two spots yesterday. Got damn garage was exclusively "compact car" spots. 

So why didn't you park somewhere else?

Asshats that leave their trailer hitch on all the time really piss me off. There's a pin motherfucker, use it.

Fuck that noise. It keeps the women drivers from fucking up your bumper. My hitch has put two holes into the front end of some shitty driver's car when they rolled into me in traffic.

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

Fuck that noise. It keeps the women drivers from fucking up your bumper. My hitch has put two holes into the front end of some shitty driver's car when they rolled into me in traffic.

Lady damned near totaled her bmw on mine a few months back. It was amazing the amount of damage to her car and zero to my truck. Fuck taking that thing off.

Edited by HOOKEM4

Are you towing something? Put the hitch in. Not towing anything? Take the motherfucker off. Leaving it on is very aggy.

Edited by RPM

17 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

#TeamBackedInParking #TeamTowHitchOnAllTheTime

Here here...

Dude runs inside to take what I can only assume is the worlds longest shit, and buy a six pack of beer.  Parks at one of two diesel pumps, doesn't buy gas.

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WTF, did you take this in black and color the car later? I admire your attention to detail.

Nah, just highlighted the asshat by leaving him in color.  Blurred out the non-violating vehicles' plates.

Edited by PvilleStang

It like one of those 90s music videos where it’s in black and white until the guitar solo kicks in.

On 4/10/2018 at 11:13 AM, RPM said:

Are you towing something? Put the hitch in. Not towing anything? Take the motherfucker off. Leaving it on is very aggy.

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More shenanigans at the same parking lot from before.00f9bb7fa87e0ef4dfc6deb5b11b4e68.jpg

To be fair, the Tacoma was fucked no matter which space he took.

8 minutes ago, RPM said:

To be fair, the Tacoma was fucked no matter which space he took.

unless the tacoma parked first, activating a cascade of poor parking decisions.  

Yeah I'm assuming the Tacoma parked second. There were other spots open, but I don't blame him.

Need a ruling:

Crowded suburban athletics park, pretty full parking lot, ten empty handicapped spaces. Thoughts on idling in a handicap space while you wait for your kid? Said idler was not handicapped.

I’m inclined to say fuck you soccer mom in your new Escalade. Rules are rules.

Need a ruling:

Crowded suburban athletics park, pretty full parking lot, ten empty handicapped spaces. Thoughts on idling in a handicap space while you wait for your kid? Said idler was not handicapped.

I’m inclined to say fuck you soccer mom in your new Escalade. Rules are rules.
Meh. With 9 other spaces available, if Escalader is not eating the closer spots in relation to the pedestrian exit / entry points of access then I'm not concerned.

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Waiting in the car = no foul. She could have been sitting in a fire lane or the driving lane, at least one of which would've been far more annoying.

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People that drive Porsche’s are all douchbags, even if they manage to park between the lines.

 

I keep my hitch on my truck all the time because I only use it for ranch stuff, towing stuff, and hauling stuff. You know stuff that a truck should actually be used for, unlike aggy who has a truck with a hitch just to have a place to put his SEC stickers.

 

Forgot to post this gem

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On 4/10/2018 at 11:13 AM, RPM said:

Are you towing something? Put the hitch in. Not towing anything? Take the motherfucker off. Leaving it on is very aggy.

You’re making aggy seem smart. No way in hell you should ever take that off. Especially not if you drive in Austin traffic.

It's been said before, and I'll say it again, hitch stays in.  People keep back and don't tailgate as much, keeps people from walking right next to the truck, and makes sure if some dumb ass bumps me while parking, he's getting the damage, not me.  Sorry if you're not smart enough to see a truck and look down at where you're walking.  Situational awareness, why do so many people these days lack it?

12 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

It's been said before, and I'll say it again, hitch stays in.  People keep back and don't tailgate as much, keeps people from walking right next to the truck, and makes sure if some dumb ass bumps me while parking, he's getting the damage, not me.  Sorry if you're not smart enough to see a truck and look down at where you're walking.  Situational awareness, why do so many people these days lack it?

But what about when aggy backs into you? #teamnohitch


I keep my hitch on my truck all the time because I only use it for ranch stuff, towing stuff, and hauling stuff. You know stuff that a truck should actually be used for, unlike aggy who has a truck with a hitch just to have a place to put his SEC stickers.
 


I saw a truck the other day with a three ball hitch that was painted to match the truck. Obviously never used and even worse, ornamental. Who buys a three ball, and then pays to paint it for something that you will never use lest you scratch up that nice paint job?

Pic didn’t come out great, but wtf

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^^^^ or these guys:

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99% of the time the 2 inch ball is slightly used and the 1 7/8th and 2 5/16th ( on the 3 way) is NEVER USED.

but hey, got me a $185 aluminum hitch.

9 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

It's been said before, and I'll say it again, hitch stays in.  People keep back and don't tailgate as much, keeps people from walking right next to the truck, and makes sure if some dumb ass bumps me while parking, he's getting the damage, not me.  Sorry if you're not smart enough to see a truck and look down at where you're walking.  Situational awareness, why do so many people these days lack it?

I don't think the hitch is the real problem.

The real problem is that hitches are usually on gigantic trucks that only marginally fit in the parking spots they're parked in, even without the hitch.  

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