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Love the “f it” walk of shame. 

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

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    Longhornstampede

    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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You are the last guy in the row.  How can you not give someone space Mr. Dodge Ram1054300889_parking012022.thumb.jpg.66730063f8c42b68d60998a5bc8f01ab.jpg?

 

On 1/24/2022 at 1:48 PM, nnm said:

Love the “f it” walk of shame. 

The new Silverado's have push button ignitions and it's possible to turn the vehicle off and leave it in drive. I did it once. Luckily I wasn't completely out of the truck before I realized it was rolling into the street.   

On 1/24/2022 at 1:48 PM, nnm said:

Love the “f it” walk of shame. 

Salute the fallen. 

Did this guy just say fuck it and park in the grass?

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3 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Did this guy just say fuck it and park in the grass?

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Yes, at one point the parking lot was full but still was not an excuse for the white Dodge to park like he did.

3 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Did this guy just say fuck it and park in the grass?

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hence, "dodges"

16 minutes ago, markstanco said:

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No more Dodge. Ram. 

28 minutes ago, nnm said:

No more Dodge. Ram. 

Him momma named him Dodge, Imma call call him Dodge. 

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On 1/25/2022 at 3:55 PM, Crapinon said:

The new Silverado's have push button ignitions and it's possible to turn the vehicle off and leave it in drive. I did it once. Luckily I wasn't completely out of the truck before I realized it was rolling into the street.   

I just tried that with mine on a slope.  The brakes kept it from rolling and the tone thing was going crazy.  I didnt get out though. 

21 hours ago, markstanco said:

I just tried that with mine on a slope.  The brakes kept it from rolling and the tone thing was going crazy.  I didnt get out though. 

you are correct

On 1/24/2022 at 2:08 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I would like to see where the truck ended up

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On 12/30/2021 at 6:52 PM, nnm said:

Looks like the civic passenger bashed in the dually fender. I know she didn’t, but he would deserve it and it looks like she did. 

That's probably what happened to the dually somewhere else due to their crappy parking

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No foul, not encroaching on any other parking space or lane. Is how I park if I snag a spot next to a pillar. Gotta protect my Altima(?) from door dings!

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

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more dumb than douche

Dumb as in also not seeing a handicap license plate. Plus the thing hanging from the rear view mirror looks like one of those scented trees.

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Why use 1 parking spot when you can take 4.

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There was a rumor that HEB was open

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Hard to see the lines but it’s 3 spaces. 
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This is why it’s a terrible idea to give women SUVs. As bad a rap as minivans get, they’re a much better vehicle for moms, not least because they can actually park them. 

Ain’t no surly 1%er’s wife driving no got damn minivan.

In their defense (no, I am not defending them), those spaces look tiny!

There was barely enough room to drive around it, 6 feet into the lane. And someone here might need to come clean....it had a longhorn sticker on the back.

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On 2/27/2022 at 3:49 PM, Jersey Man10 said:


Lmao yes.

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9 hours ago, Crapinon said:

There was barely enough room to drive around it, 6 feet into the lane. And someone here might need to come clean....it had a longhorn sticker on the back.

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truly unbelievable. seems like it can’t be real. 

There was barely enough room to drive around it, 6 feet into the lane. And someone here might need to come clean....it had a longhorn sticker on the back.
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Cold-blooded
14 hours ago, Crapinon said:

There was barely enough room to drive around it, 6 feet into the lane. And someone here might need to come clean....it had a longhorn sticker on the back.

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The driver probably made an entry in the shart thread that same day.

On 3/20/2022 at 1:00 PM, 4th&Five said:

Hard to see the lines but it’s 3 spaces. 
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These two get a pass, at least on the parking. That lot at the southwest corner of Brodie and William Cannon SUCKS. It's tight, irregular, and the the "normal" sports like these are already compact. Got a Thundercloud sub yesterday (upper left corner of pic) and had to do the same thing with a another 3/4 ton taking up three compact spots between us. 

Looks like you could squeeze three minivans in there with proper orchestration. But in general the parking situation there is the fault of the business park. Fight me.

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If you can’t park a roller skate between the lines you don’t deserve to drive.

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I don’t know who this guy thinks he is, parking his lawnmower like this at the hospital today. 
 

Real pic. San Antonio, TX, USA

48 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

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I don’t know who this guy thinks he is, parking his lawnmower like this at the hospital today. 
 

Real pic. San Antonio, TX, USA

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Duochebag with a lifted 4x4 GMC and low profile tires (lol) parked in a handicapped spot when i picked my daughter from softball practice yesterday.

4 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

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I don’t know who this guy thinks he is, parking his lawnmower like this at the hospital today. 
 

Real pic. San Antonio, TX, USA

One of our facilities is on an older part of town (use your own judgment). Some of our temporary offices were in a building above a bank. There was a man that would ride his mower to the bank every day for a free cup of coffee.

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