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5 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

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I don’t know who this guy thinks he is, parking his lawnmower like this at the hospital today. 
 

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Extra points for backing in.  

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    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

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    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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7 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

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I don’t know who this guy thinks he is, parking his lawnmower like this at the hospital today. 
 

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Forrest was visiting Jenny in the hospital, you heartless bastard.

8 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

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I don’t know who this guy thinks he is, parking his lawnmower like this at the hospital today. 
 

Real pic. San Antonio, TX, USA

They’re between the lines, I don’t see the problem here.

The Waxahachie version of this thread must be lit. 

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One man shot another over a parking space, sending him to the hospital, police in Texas said.

After the man shot the victim “at close range,” he walked back into his townhome saying “That’s my spot,” according to a probable cause affidavit obtained by the Waxahachie Daily Light.

The Waxahachie Police Department was called to the shooting at about 3:15 p.m. April 19, according to a statement shared to Facebook. 

Responding officers provided “life saving measures” to the victim, who was shot in the torso, before he was taken to a local hospital, authorities said. The suspect was arrested and taken into custody.

He’s charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, according to the Waxahachie Daily Light. 

Irina Post identified the victim as her husband, Shane Post, to local media outlets.

She told WFAA her family and the shooter have had small confrontations in the past, but none escalated like the one that afternoon.

“He came out in a robe, and he had already his gun loaded in his pocket,” she told the station, adding that her husband and his coworker were temporarily using the neighbor’s space in the gated lot.

“I can’t process any of it,” Shane’s mother, Dorothy Post, told WFAA. “He was shot over a parking spot.”

Shane Post, 32, was eventually flown from the local hospital to Methodist Dallas Medical Center for further treatment, according to the Waxahachie Daily Light. His wife says the bullet hit three organs, and he continues to recover from internal damage. 

“Shane has always been afraid to die,” she told the newspaper. “The only thing he thinks about is if he won’t be able to see me or the baby again. He keeps asking the doctors if he’s going to live, and he’s scared to go to sleep because he thinks he will die.”

The shooting remains under investigation.

Police ask anyone with additional information — including photos or video — to contact Detective Austin Starkey at 469-309-4400.

A fucking Kia?

7 hours ago, RPM said:

A fucking Kia?

My guess is that the driver is at least 80 yo. No fs left to give. 

On 4/26/2022 at 9:45 AM, Immaculate Vibes said:

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I don’t know who this guy thinks he is, parking his lawnmower like this at the hospital today. 
 

Real pic. San Antonio, TX, USA

The late, great George Jones have any relatives in your area?

I figured that backed in sooner red truck would be giving some of you hernias by now.

17 hours ago, tbone_ said:

I figured that backed in sooner red truck would be giving some of you hernias by now.

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Ok, technically parked between the lines. But it was extremely douchey and in a parking lot. And on a side note, I knew an aggy grad who once did this to his bass boat.

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This is the second best video I’ve seen this weekend (Kentucky Derby overhead is first).

Awesomeness

Packed Home Depot on a Saturday. This jackass parks way over the line blocking one of the four curbside pickup spots. 

 

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Ok, technically parked between the lines. But it was extremely douchey and in a parking lot. And on a side note, I knew an aggy grad who once did this to his bass boat.
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Meh. Lease truck. To do that correctly with Line-X is really expensive. Way way way less douchebaggery than those 2 foot chrome wheel things in Houston.

All that guy has to do is a $.75 wash to clean it up. Pretty popular with the rock crawler jeep/FJ guys.

If you can't park no better than that, how am I supposed to trust you to do quality work?

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I’ve seen that mustang parked there before so yeah what an asshole.

A Kia would be more appropriate parking sideways like that that.  
Since they’re shorter. 

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I once saw where an asshole had parked his jacked up pickup like that at a grocery store, taking up three spots near the door of the store.  People parked in front of and behind him so that he couldn't move, then went about their shopping.  Dude was sitting in his truck yelling and honking his horn when I left the store.  I don't know how long he was there, but I hope it was a while.

On 5/10/2022 at 10:25 PM, markstanco said:


Meh. Lease truck. To do that correctly with Line-X is really expensive. Way way way less douchebaggery than those 2 foot chrome wheel things in Houston.

All that guy has to do is a $.75 wash to clean it up. Pretty popular with the rock crawler jeep/FJ guys.

A few handfuls of pink dryer lint will stick to that thing like you wouldn’t believe.  

9 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I once saw where an asshole had parked his jacked up pickup like that at a grocery store, taking up three spots near the door of the store.  People parked in front of and behind him so that he couldn't move, then went about their shopping.  Dude was sitting in his truck yelling and honking his horn when I left the store.  I don't know how long he was there, but I hope it was a while.

This is a reminder that there are still good people in this world.

Inconsiderate unobservant asshole

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$80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it. And I saw some fluid.


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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

$80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it. And I saw some fluid.


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23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

$80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it. And I saw some fluid.


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It's a King Ranch, so he should be OK. LOL!!!

Fucking douche dumbass.

That spot is all kids of fucked up. Pull forward to clear the dumpster and you block the FD hookup.

Watched this person come flying into the spot, slam it in park, then get out in a rush to the point of it still running and the drivers door left open. Gotta be something urgent, right?

 

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She was picking up a pizza from Pizza Hut. She waited inside for 5+ minutes with her car like this.

Bonus points for the busted off mirror. 

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The truck on the rock is fantastic.  It would have gone to 11 if the truck was maroon with an SEC sticker.

1 hour ago, Hmbre97 said:

Watched this person come flying into the spot, slam it in park, then get out in a rush to the point of it still running and the drivers door left open. Gotta be something urgent, right?

 

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She was picking up a pizza from Pizza Hut. She waited inside for 5+ minutes with her car like this.

Bonus points for the busted off mirror. 

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Hit and run in a stolen vehicle?  

On 5/14/2022 at 9:44 PM, Brisketexan said:

$80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it. And I saw some fluid.


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The real hell of it is he had the wrong store.  He meant to go to Walmart...

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Maybe someone put this in the thread previously, but here's a relative of Parking Douche Baggery:  Idiots in cars.  

https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/

The advent of dash cams has brought forth plenty of lulz and rage inducing behavior from our fellow motorists out and about on our nation's roadways.  Here's a sampling:

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That last video, the filming car looks like it just goes on driving, instead of stopping to share the video with the guy that got hit.

Don't be an asshole. If you catch an accident on dashcam, stop and share the video! Have had 2 friends avoid getting screwed by police/insurance due to people sharing dashcam vid with them that agreed with their testimony in a he-said she said situation.

On 5/16/2022 at 5:16 AM, RPM said:

That spot is all kids of fucked up. Pull forward to clear the dumpster and you block the FD hookup.

Don't worry, it'll be OK, even if there's a fire.

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Left half the truck out past the space

 

 

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