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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

  • Longhornstampede
    Longhornstampede

    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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On 6/25/2022 at 7:41 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

3:44 of...well, it's not douche-baggery, but it is head scratching.

 

 

 

 

Some people should not be allowed behind the wheel.

On 7/10/2022 at 9:04 PM, nnm said:

 

Woulda been great if a cop wrote him a ticket for littering as he left a trail of garbage for the next couple miles

No parking pic to share, but an observation that is bad parking adjacent.  Why can so few people in Austin seem to keep their vehicle in their lane when on a road with even the slightest curve to it?  You put your life in the hands of complete idiots every time you drive down a road like 2222.  I wish there was a way to make obtaining a drivers license about a thousand times more difficult.

1 hour ago, Samson's Wig said:

Why can so few people in Austin seem to keep their vehicle in their lane when on a road with even the slightest curve to it? 

navigating turns is hard when you’re scrolling twitter.  

I take it they weren't filling up the chipper.

On 6/14/2022 at 3:52 PM, futureman said:

I can parallel park my four door pickup in two moves with three inches of clearance at each end. every time. 

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10 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

See many of those Ionic?

More and more. But for EVs with recent release its Model Y >>> Mach E > Ioniq >> EV6

And HEB privileges.

I take it they weren't filling up the chipper.

It is the popular move at any Bucees. I bet their sales on front row pumps are half of what the others are.
On 7/23/2022 at 8:12 AM, RPM said:

And HEB privileges.

Yup.  Lifetime banishment to Randall's. 

On 7/23/2022 at 3:12 PM, RPM said:

And HEB privileges.

maybe driver thought it wasnt open

9 hours ago, utee94 said:

Yup.  Lifetime banishment to Randall's. 

fuck that I’d go to fiesta

I'm pretty sure I could fit our Honda into the space on the left, but the driver on the far left didn't straighten their wheels so I likely wouldn't risk it.

The BMW did a pull through park.  Could have easliy parked again the curb on the LH side providing plenty of space on the RH side to guard against door dings.  But opted to take up 2 spaces instead.

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Peters? More like dicks.

3 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

The BMW did a pull through park.  Could have easliy parked again the curb on the LH side providing plenty of space on the RH side to guard against door dings.  But opted to take up 2 spaces instead.

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They can take as many spaces as they want next week when they have to take it to dealer due to check engine light or some other failure. 

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

They can take as many spaces as they want next week when they have to take it to dealer due to check engine light or some other failure. 

 

Big

Money 

Wasted

22 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I'm pretty sure I could fit our Honda into the space on the left, but the driver on the far left didn't straighten their her wheels so I likely wouldn't risk it.

Fixed.

6 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

The BMW did a pull through park. 

 

man, woman, or zheman?

if you want a laugh:


1. frauenparkplatz stands for “women parking”

2. dude walked by while i was taking those photos

3. it was his car

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  • 2 weeks later...

I came across two this weekend.

The first one.  My truck is to the left so I know that there was no need for her to park like that.  The second pic...the license plate says it all.

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On 8/7/2022 at 7:57 PM, mininghorn88 said:

The second pic...the license plate says it all.

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Ohio? Or is that a novelty plate I am too dumb to figure out?

1 minute ago, JSB said:

Ohio? Or is that a novelty plate I am too dumb to figure out?

Yes, it is an Ohio plate.

I came across two this weekend.
The first one.  My truck is to the left so I know that there was no need for her to park like that.  The second pic...the license plate says it all.
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No foul on the second pic. Cart corral is over the line.

not sure to where to put this so I’ll leave it here.  parking anti-douchebaggery.

 

On 8/7/2022 at 5:57 PM, mininghorn88 said:

I came across two this weekend.

The first one.  My truck is to the left so I know that there was no need for her to park like that.  The second pic...the license plate says it all.

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Lol did you take pic one while they were In the car?  Nice

Technically in the lines, but which one of you assholes is leaking fluids all over the Kroger parking lot in McKinney? I hope HEB patrons are better than this.

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^^^^^They should’ve taken their Mercedes to dealer after check engine light came on.  

What the hell happened to that thing? Back looks like a typical used MB. Front looks like it spent the last 5 years being exposed to acid rain. 

4 hours ago, JSB said:

Technically in the lines, but which one of you assholes is leaking fluids all over the Kroger parking lot in McKinney? I hope HEB patrons are better than this.

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Looks like someone was unhappy with the divorce settlement.

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4 hours ago, bmbmd said:

 

Crosswind landing.

11 hours ago, Sabalo said:

Crosswind landing.

Yep those crosswinds are a whole new world. 

On 8/29/2022 at 7:37 AM, bmbmd said:

Yep those crosswinds are a whole new world. 

so dumb.

 

but, rep.

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