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Go hug a tree you ducking hippies. Diesel exhaust gives me an immediate headache and makes me nauseous within a couple minutes. So fuck diesel. And no the carbon footprint of your diesel truck is not lower than my gas car. The diesel engine may be more efficient but your truck is still getting less efficient than my small car. 

Fine soy boy but I drive a gas engine vehicle. With 440 hp.
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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

  • Longhornstampede
    Longhornstampede

    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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32 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Fine soy boy but I drive a gas engine vehicle. With 440 hp.

I'm not following this line of attack. You randomly bring up fuel efficiency as a defense of the absolute cum guzzler in the diesel truck smogging out a kindergarten playground and then hurl "soy boy" as an insult and introduce another totally random line about horse power? I mean, first of all, HUH?, and second of all, WHO GIVES A FUCK?

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18 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Typical diesel truck owners. All assholes.

Some of us drive diesel trucks out of necessity.  Pulling heavy load trailers in a gasser is futile.   
 

 

10 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

I gave a short course (talk) at a SME Conference earllier this year on GHG's.  Some data below of what I shared:

CO2 production
~22.38 pounds of CO2 are produced by burning one gallon of traditional diesel fuel
~20.22 pounds of CO2 are produced by burning one gallon of B20 (20% biodiesel) biodiesel fuel. ~17.90 pounds comes from burning the fossil fuel content
~20.13 pounds of CO2 are produced by burning one gallon of B100 (100%) biodiesel
~18.95 pounds of CO2 are produced by burning one gallon of E10 (10% ethanol) gasoline. ~17.68 pounds comes from burning the fossil fuel content
~12.72 pounds of CO2 are produced by burning one gallon of pure ethanol fuel

do those numbers on diesel include when DEF is added to the equation??

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3 hours ago, deadshank said:

Some of us drive diesel trucks out of necessity.  Pulling heavy load trailers in a gasser is futile. truck nuts and lift packages is cool!
 

 

Fixed it for 90% of the diesel truck drivers.

49 minutes ago, Hpara759 said:

do those numbers on diesel include when DEF is added to the equation??

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No, DEF is not a part of the equation. Just straight fuel.

1 hour ago, ABSR said:

Fixed it for 90% of the diesel truck drivers.

I can’t disagree with you there. 
 

I’m a 10%er!!!

 

 

what do I win?

a jag, a benz, and a bimmer all pull into a parking garage

 

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BMW drivers are the worst

FYI, these are old pics - I'm clearing stuff off my phone & tossing stuff into my computer.

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7 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Home Depot, Drip.

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Renew your dang tags, 3 years out of registration...

4 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Renew your dang tags, 3 years out of registration...

If they did that they would have to show proof of insurance.. and they ain't got that either

44 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Renew your dang tags, 3 years out of registration...

3, 2, same thing.

That fuck bag wins the thread as far as I'm concerned. Fuck diesel exhaust.
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Trader Joe's, The Woodlands

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Close enough I guess. Glad that they did not get any closer to my white truck there.

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^^^ fuckin Ram drivers. Probably Dutch, too.

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25 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

^^^ fuckin Ram drivers. Probably Dutch, too.

Not sure if Dutch but seems to be a Texas Tceh grad looking at his plates.

7 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

Not sure if Dutch but seems to be a Texas Tceh grad looking at his plates.

Lot of Dutch on the South Plains.

5 hours ago, Heisenberg said:

Trader Joe's, The Woodlands

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were they handicapped?  if so I don’t see a problem. 

No handicap sticker, so this is a problem.  I also have a problem with the boy-racer number decals on the doors.  In general, wherever you find him, Corvettedude is a piece of shit.

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

were they handicapped?  if so I don’t see a problem. 

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7 hours ago, Heisenberg said:

No handicap sticker, so this is a problem.  I also have a problem with the boy-racer number decals on the doors.  In general, wherever you find him, Corvettedude is a piece of shit.

maybe they had a placard. 
 

6 hours ago, RPM said:

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yeah but not over the line into another spot.  it’s affecting nobody else.  ergo, no douchebaggery.  

23 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

^^^ fuckin Ram drivers. Probably Dutch, too.

Hey man, get up off the Ram drivers asshole.

On 12/20/2022 at 6:45 PM, mininghorn88 said:

Close enough I guess. Glad that they did not get any closer to my white truck there.

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Be thankful he didn't get close enough to give you an STD.

21 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Hey man, get up off the Ram drivers asshole.

Let's get up off that thang and get down with it!

 

Another lazy mofo that is too privileged to park in a proper space. This happens all of the time at this supermarket. Not that it will do any good but I have begun to leave nice little notes on the windows.image.thumb.jpeg.62d8d144e1ecd5dcdfe5ebe58b341be3.jpeg

27 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

Another lazy mofo that is too privileged to park in a proper space. This happens all of the time at this supermarket. Not that it will do any good but I have begun to leave nice little notes on the windows.image.thumb.jpeg.62d8d144e1ecd5dcdfe5ebe58b341be3.jpeg

Some KY jelly on the door handle would be nice.

Super glue the note next time.

Ah the old sternly worded note. Works every time.

22 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

Another lazy mofo that is too privileged to park in a proper space. This happens all of the time at this supermarket. Not that it will do any good but I have begun to leave nice little notes on the windows.image.thumb.jpeg.62d8d144e1ecd5dcdfe5ebe58b341be3.jpeg

do the old zip tie a grocery cart to his passenger side  

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7 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Probably has 10 pairs of Oakleys in the glove box33608143c009d28876fb0ed0ae215c75.jpg

Poor guy.  Can you imagine going through life with a micropeen, and announcing it to the world?

I’m no fan of that rig, but I do have to say if you are going to do something go all in. Part of me can at least appreciate the intensity of effort with going with the dually instead of regular yuppie truck, misguided as it is.

I probably couldn’t park that any better. The vanity tag is the most offensive. 

9 hours ago, elfenix said:

Probably has 10 pairs of Oakleys in the glove box33608143c009d28876fb0ed0ae215c75.jpg

And a drawer full of tactical underwear.

9 hours ago, elfenix said:

Probably has 10 pairs of Oakleys in the glove box33608143c009d28876fb0ed0ae215c75.jpg


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9 hours ago, elfenix said:

Probably has 10 pairs of Oakleys in the glove box33608143c009d28876fb0ed0ae215c75.jpg

 

Same place of business as the image I posted yesterday. Left another note for what it is worth. As mentioned before this happens all of the time. Spoke to the store manager about it. He is hoping to have that area painted red for a fire lane or something like that. 

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7 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I found his picture

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I Went Undercover With a Border Militia. Here's What I Saw. – Mother Jones

Renew your dang tags, 3 years out of registration...

And now we know why.

Plenty of open spots at Bush-IAH cell phone lot but this clown decides to do this.  

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