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Totally full lot, but this guy needs two spaces.

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

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    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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On 4/7/2023 at 11:15 PM, futureman said:

@tx 3 putt you gonna take that?

 

On 4/7/2023 at 11:49 PM, Sam Lin said:

Same thought, that's totally tx3putt.

Pretty sure it's his ex-wife.  Or ex-husband.

6 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

BMW drivers gonna BMW.

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if some dildo cussed out my wife for trying to park in the handicapped space and using a wheelchair, at a minimum their car would be fucked up and then i would probably get in some sort of altercation with douchebag.  i am not even an internet tough guy so 50/50 on me getting stomped.

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3 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I’d deflate all of their tires.

I'm not proud to admit this, but I'd put the appropriate amount of lotion in a condom and wrap it around their windshield wiper. True story.

50 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

I'm not proud to admit this, but I'd put the appropriate amount of lotion in a condom and wrap it around their windshield wiper. True story.

is this a thing?

Just get your girls lipstick and write nice parking job ass clown on the window.

Zip tie a shopping cart to the passenger side doors.  If you're really motivated, cut the boots on their CV joints.  Wet Jolly Ranchers and stick on their windshields and windows.  Random patterns of shaving cream on the painted portions of the cars.  Be creative.

16 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Zip tie a shopping cart to the passenger side doors.  If you're really motivated, cut the boots on their CV joints.  Wet Jolly Ranchers and stick on their windshields and windows.  Random patterns of shaving cream on the painted portions of the cars.  Be creative.

A slightly loosened drain nut on the oil pan pays off down the road. 

Zip tie a shopping cart to the passenger side doors.  If you're really motivated, cut the boots on their CV joints.  Wet Jolly Ranchers and stick on their windshields and windows.  Random patterns of shaving cream on the painted portions of the cars.  Be creative.

Yea I’m not fucking with you.

Ever.
33 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Eve seems like she sucks

one can hope


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That car should get to park wherever it wants
4 hours ago, tbone_ said:

 


That car should get to park wherever it wants

 

It does.

On 4/22/2023 at 12:24 PM, speed817 said:

Hope they find a good paint shop....

 

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I've never seem that style of plate before.  Is it one of the specialty plates?

But they are clearly over the line

On 4/17/2023 at 9:56 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

Zip tie a shopping cart to the passenger side doors.  If you're really motivated, cut the boots on their CV joints.  Wet Jolly Ranchers and stick on their windshields and windows.  Random patterns of shaving cream on the painted portions of the cars.  Be creative.

I believe my daughter once poured synthetic dear urine down the fresh air intake of a car belonging to some guy who was giving her crap in college. 

1 hour ago, Crapinon said:

I believe my daughter once poured synthetic dear urine down the fresh air intake of a car belonging to some guy who was giving her crap in college. 

Oh, I like that idea.  I'm gonna add that to my repertoire.  I went to high school with a guy who would put sardines on engine blocks or in air intakes.  Not a good smell at all.

1 hour ago, Crapinon said:

I believe my daughter once poured synthetic dear urine down the fresh air intake of a car belonging to some guy who was giving her crap in college. 

Oh deer!

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Is this in Mexico>

no, you fucking dunce.

I believe my daughter once poured synthetic dear urine down the fresh air intake of a car belonging to some guy who was giving her crap in college. 

Googling where fresh air intakes are located…
I believe my daughter once poured synthetic dear urine down the fresh air intake of a car belonging to some guy who was giving her crap in college. 

We had a rival fraternity put a dead skunk in our house under a couch. We exacted revenge by sneaking into their house and pouring fish emulsion into the carpets. It was so funky they had to replace the carpets.
5 hours ago, Sbbruin said:


We had a rival fraternity put a dead skunk in our house under a couch. We exacted revenge by sneaking into their house and pouring fish emulsion into the carpets. It was so funky they had to replace the carpets.

in college I put a little bag of pickles and onions from Rudy's inside the A/C vent in one of my friend's apartments.

12 hours ago, Crapinon said:

I believe my daughter once poured synthetic dear urine down the fresh air intake of a car belonging to some guy who was giving her crap in college. 

Once upon a time as a youngster I may have hurled an uncapped bottle of skunk scent into an open school bus window.  
 

As a grownup I poked holes in a plastic container of anchovies from Papa John’s and taped it under a conference table.  On Friday, before a big meeting on Monday.  

Also @Leeroy Jenkinscan vouch for the unwashed empty sardine can in the coworkers trash can.
 

 

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42 minutes ago, futureman said:

in college I put a little bag of pickles and onions from Rudy's inside the A/C vent in one of my friend's apartments.

Fucking liar. You've never had friends.

 

Except for us. 

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Fucking liar. You've never had friends.

 

Except for us. 

I’ve always considered you my friend. 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

in college I put a little bag of pickles and onions from Rudy's inside the A/C vent in one of my friend's apartments.

Not as bad as a turd taco topped with expired cheese placed in front of dude’s space heater while he was at class.  

8 hours ago, Sbbruin said:


We had a rival fraternity put a dead skunk in our house under a couch. We exacted revenge by sneaking into their house and pouring fish emulsion into the carpets. It was so funky they had to replace the carpets.

 

3 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Once upon a time as a youngster I may have hurled an uncapped bottle of skunk scent into an open school bus window.  
 

As a grownup I poked holes in a plastic container of anchovies from Papa John’s and taped it under a conference table.  On Friday, before a big meeting on Monday. 

3 hours ago, futureman said:

in college I put a little bag of pickles and onions from Rudy's inside the A/C vent in one of my friend's apartments.

 

 

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Just had a grand slam breakfast. Pretty sure I have some liquid ass coming.
2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Not my pic and not sure if parking like a douche but definitely douchey:

 

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Looks like some sort of douchy car show. Dude forgot to tighten the nut on his oil pan. Looks like nice clean oil-must have changed it right before the show. 

On 4/17/2023 at 10:19 AM, gyroprotagonist said:

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if some dildo cussed out my wife for trying to park in the handicapped space and using a wheelchair, at a minimum their car would be fucked up and then i would probably get in some sort of altercation with douchebag.  i am not even an internet tough guy so 50/50 on me getting stomped.

I hope that i would get a chance to do this if in a similar situation. 

 

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Old lady. The open car door is her son - who saw me taking a picture - shook his head then went to get her keys and move the truck. 

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