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#1501

Not really parking, but rather parking lot maneuvering; but I was gassing up at Circle K this morning in Waco, of all places, at the middle island of pumps. All of the sudden I hear a loud smash/crunch/ metal ripping behind me. Over on the outside island, dude in top of the line full-size, very new  pearl white Chevy pickup has turned too sharp and is running the concrete pylon into and down the passenger side of his truck.  It is now blue and white, as the pylons are painted blue.

Dude never stopped or backed up, just kept on plowing through.  More money than sense I guess.  No fucks given on his part.  Maybe it was his soon-to-be ex-wife’s truck or some shit. He just kept going like nothing happened and pulled into traffic.

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

  • Longhornstampede
    Longhornstampede

    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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#1502
2 hours ago, slorch said:

Dude never stopped or backed up, just kept on plowing through.  More money than sense I guess.  No fucks given on his part.  Maybe it was his soon-to-be ex-wife’s truck or some shit. He just kept going like nothing happened and pulled into traffic.

No habla

#1505

They are entitled to 2 spots, right?

 

open spots around them lead me to believe this was pretty considerate.

#1511
These look like they need to be on-hand for install on a douchebag's vehicle. 
 
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Prank valve cap covers Hell, those would go perfect with my truck balls!
#1513
Get off my land

 

#1514

This dude had the natives all riled up on r/austin. Understandably so, as this was taken at the deep eddy pool parking lot, which isn't exactly the most spacious lot out there. Sweet boat dude, gonna take to the deep end? 

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#1516

Lotta cars posted in this thread who don’t seem to mind having a long scratch line all the way down to the paint on the passenger side of their vehicle. 

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#1517
18 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Lotta cars posted in this thread who don’t seem to mind having a long scratch line all the way down to the paint on the passenger side of their vehicle boat. 

 

#1519
11 hours ago, Blotto said:

This dude had the natives all riled up on r/austin. Understandably so, as this was taken at the deep eddy pool parking lot, which isn't exactly the most spacious lot out there. Sweet boat dude, gonna take to the deep end? 

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Found the thread: 

 

I see it is locked.  Any word if the dude got towed or anybody say anything to him? 

#1520

You cover up the license plate, which is not open data, but forget to cover up the TX Number on the boat, GENIUS!

 

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He's from Bastrop, and his first name is Terry.  The rest is up to you...

#1521

More importantly, I came to post this: 

🔥Austin Taintlord Driver Alert 🔥This plateless fucknub has been terrorizing SW Austin💩Stealing disabled spots💩Taking up two parking spaces when not stealing disabled spots💩Blowing red lights/stop signs💩95+ MPH speeding💩Ass-ugly carWant his address @Austin_Police?

Evil Mopac has gone off the deepend with this dude.  Well, a little sleuthing, and it was discovered he was an TAMU-commerce grad, and is renting his crap out on Turo.

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#1523
You cover up the license plate, which is not open data, but forget to cover up the TX Number on the boat, GENIUS!
 
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He's from Bastrop, and his first name is Terry.  The rest is up to you...

Well, he in fact, did not back up!
#1524

Already annoyed by dumbasses blocking the entry to the gas pump lines at Greenway Costco thereby letting 7 people from the opposite entry get in front of us when I saw this doucher

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#1526

Parking in a handicap spot?

He got caught in a handicap spot 💀

 

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#1527
He got caught in a handicap spot 💀

Because you touch yourself

#1528

Thx bro. But you also touch yourself and yours embedded??

No, thanks for the embed.

But really, you also touch yourself.

#1529
On 7/2/2023 at 11:21 AM, elfenix said:

Already annoyed by dumbasses blocking the entry to the gas pump lines at Greenway Costco thereby letting 7 people from the opposite entry get in front of us when I saw this doucher

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If you splurge for that limited edition RAV4, you cant be too careful. 

#1531

On Tenerife (Canary Islands). The painted parking spaces are apparently just advisory. My rental is the white Mazda—I pulled into that space when someone else pulled out. Oh well, when in Rome …

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#1533
1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

People waited for this car to finish backing out before they realized no one was in it...it was "parked".

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How did your nails turn out?

#1534

Lowes in Bee Cave.  Clown parks their grocery getter in the Contractor TRAILER parking spots.

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Don't get me started on the trucks that park in the loading zone and disappear into the store for an hour, only to block the loading zone for those that actually need it.

 

#1535
On 7/23/2023 at 9:28 AM, MonkeyDoughnut said:

People waited for this car to finish backing out before they realized no one was in it...it was "parked".

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what shade of pink did you get?

#1536

San Antone taco joint this morning. Dude looked at his parking job, appeared satisfied, and proceeded into the restaurant. Bravo good sir!

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#1537
2 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Don't get me started on the trucks that park in the loading zone and disappear into the store for an hour, only to block the loading zone for those that actually need it.

Lowe's doesn't sell nails?

#1538
1 hour ago, Orale said:

San Antone taco joint this morning. Dude looked at his parking job, appeared satisfied, and proceeded into the restaurant. Bravo good sir!

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Dude driving a Jetta, might be hint number one.

#1539
On 7/22/2023 at 5:06 AM, nnm said:

On Tenerife (Canary Islands). The painted parking spaces are apparently just advisory. My rental is the white Mazda—I pulled into that space when someone else pulled out. Oh well, when in Rome …

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cold blooded

#1540
On 7/22/2023 at 12:06 PM, nnm said:

On Tenerife (Canary Islands). The painted parking spaces are apparently just advisory. My rental is the white Mazda—I pulled into that space when someone else pulled out. Oh well, when in Rome …

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those 2 black cars are going to pull out and you're gonna look like the asshole

#1544
31 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Driver can’t push it?

it wouldn't go into neutral. 

edit: apparently it's a process

 

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#1545

This jizz stain pulls this move in one of the two curb side we will bring your groceries to you spots.  Truck was unoccupied and the parking lot was 90% empty.

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#1546

Not parking per se, but figured it belonged here, since it is a Texas vehicle.  Also, quality usage of "ass clown"

 

 

 

Some people have it together and know what they're doing, but some who venture up there are complete ass clowns. We may not be able to reach you if you have an emergency up there, so be prepared to abandon your vehicle, be stranded, or be seriously injured and inconvenienced.”

 

 

#1550

So this is a FM road in Mt Vernon texas. It’s just not busy.

So this suv was heading north and turned to the left (west for those keeping score at home) and managed to do this bullshit. How f’ing distracted are you when you hit the ditch on the Australian side of the road?

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