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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

  • Longhornstampede
    Longhornstampede

    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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Just needs  a QR code to the last page on this thread, hoping their crap is posted here...

27 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

I watched her park - the white vehicle to the L was already there.

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Woman driver? 

I'd call that a win.

7 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Another one where "whitey" is not to blame.

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Was the massage parlor too busy?

11 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

I watched her park - the white vehicle to the L was already there.

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IDK....if everyone put there wheels on the parking lot line, cars would be spaced perfectly. Maybe she's trying to start a trend.

1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

Was the massage parlor too busy?

Whitey is parked in front of the “Austin Hand Group.”  
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1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

Was the massage parlor too busy?

As @nnmsaid, I was there for the hand job.

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3 hours ago, Crapinon said:

IDK....if everyone put there wheels on the parking lot line, cars would be spaced perfectly. Maybe she's trying to start a trend.

*their

51 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

cybertruck overtaking ram as the truck of douchebag choice: 

 

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It's tough to figure out how to drive a vehicle that's that stupid.

This lady gets to work and parks in the handicap spot because she doesn't want to park another 20 feet away.  No placard in her car, and she's clearly not handicapped.  (I brightened up the sign and the spot paint for reference here).

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I think that's a fake pic, the Jeep isn't up on the curb.

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8 hours ago, 254512 said:

Cause and effect

 

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Dually is the ahole here. Idiot knows he’s going to take up two spaces wherever he goes. He should never, ever park next to a handicapped spot. 

Black car on the right is in a tough spot, it's right next to a dumpster, an dif he parks completely in the lines, he can't get out the driver door (should park nose in for ideal space).  Lexus is the real c*nt here.

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8 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Black car on the right is in a tough spot, it's right next to a dumpster, an dif he parks completely in the lines, he can't get out the driver door (should park nose in for ideal space).  Lexus is the real c*nt here.

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who’s right? 

1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

Unsurprising 

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As I said before....

On 5/6/2024 at 3:25 PM, TrashMaster G said:

It's tough to figure out how to drive a vehicle that's that stupid.

 

On 3/18/2024 at 12:05 PM, Mrs Whiggins said:

10/10 the truck driver is the type to bitch about lazy people and/or people who don't follow the rules because of course the rules don't apply to said driver.

On a good karma note, we were walking out of a crowded Austin restaurant on Lamar recently and there were some grandparents pulled up with the grandkids piling out of the car with the agitated grandmother who was trying to figure out where equally agitated grandpa was going to park with no spaces available. So we strolled up, 'excuse me, but if you can wait one sec we're backing out right there' (point to our car) which was ten yards away. Probably saved that guys life, he looked like he was going to have a heart attack if he had to find a place to park over the lunch hour on a weekday.

How was Chili’s?

On 5/6/2024 at 2:34 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

cybertruck overtaking ram as the truck of douchebag choice: 

 

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Issue for this guy is he's got the only one on the island so everyone knows who he is. Anytime he does anything people jump on it:

 

Go into that thread - dude had a bad day, deservedly so:

4 corners parking:
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Parking in the crosswalk:

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18 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Go into that thread - dude had a bad day, deservedly so:

4 corners parking:
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Parking in the crosswalk:

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Quarantined for rust. 

My son calls cyber trucks "wank panzers", and now I do, too.  I saw my first one irl last weekend, and the wanker was four corner parked.


( sound up for parking reference)

20 minutes ago, nnm said:


( sound up for parking reference)

damn... Humble Tx... and apparently that's a 21yr old woman firing the gun.  Was arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

On 5/14/2024 at 10:04 AM, SurlyBDR said:

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Karen needs to calm down.  She doesn't own the street.   And stop being a twat waffle, and meld those quarters to the tire like a true passive-aggressivist.  Maybe a pebble under the valve cap. 

Thanks dickhead. Should make putting all the baseball gear back in the car a breeze.

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27 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Thanks dickhead. Should make putting all the baseball gear back in the car a breeze.

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They gave you the hood of their car as a staging area.

30 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Thanks dickhead. Should make putting all the baseball gear back in the car a breeze.

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A little Honda on Honda violence won’t hurt anyone except the Honda drivers. 

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2 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Thanks dickhead. Should make putting all the baseball gear back in the car a breeze.

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If you had parked correctly you would have plenty of room to load all of your equipment in the back of your car

Which Surly poster is going to post a pic of how far Buzz's vehicle is sticking out into the road?

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If you had parked correctly you would have plenty of room to load all of your equipment in the back of your car

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Parking in a European garage is usually a treat, in a bad way, and we thought this was pretty funny. A Ram in the parking garage in St. Tropez yesterday afternoon.

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4 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Parking in a European garage is usually a treat, in a bad way, and we thought this was pretty funny. A Ram in the parking garage in St. Tropez yesterday afternoon.

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Typical Ram driver, even in Europe.

On 5/17/2024 at 12:41 PM, PvilleStang said:

Karen needs to calm down.  She doesn't own the street.   And stop being a twat waffle, and meld those quarters to the tire like a true passive-aggressivist.  Maybe a pebble under the valve cap. 

You need to brush up on your street law.   According to Dillo Pad v Flooring Guy (2021), the police understand that the homeowner "owns the street more than the commuter."

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