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3 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

I wish I would have got a wider shot. Friend had a birthday party at Golden Corral. There were 5 cars parked across the fire lane, blocking the whole thing

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Shoulda gone in and set the place of fire.

That woulda showed 'em!

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12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Shoulda gone in and set the place of fire.

That woulda showed 'em!

Don't think it would have mattered. I'm pretty sure a fire wouldn't have budged most of the people we saw in the buffet line. 

23 minutes ago, Sam Lin said:

Nice hat.

At least Jesus is watching over him.

1 hour ago, Crapinon said:

I wish I would have got a wider shot. Friend had a birthday party at Golden Corral. There were 5 cars parked across the fire lane, blocking the whole thing

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You may look into getting new friends

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

You may look into getting new friends

LOL. It's the first time I went to one in 26 years. It took 1 minute inside for me to remember why. 

4 hours ago, Crapinon said:

I wish I would have got a wider shot. Friend had a birthday party at Golden Corral. There were 5 cars parked across the fire lane, blocking the whole thing

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It’s a small parking lot to begin with. But this fuck head wasn’t even getting a glass of tea. He was in there taking a dump!

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50 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

It’s a small parking lot to begin with. But this fuck head wasn’t even getting a glass of tea. He was in there taking a dump!

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When you got to go...

3 hours ago, Pdawg88 said:

It’s a small parking lot to begin with. But this fuck head wasn’t even getting a glass of tea. He was in there taking a dump!

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So you followed him into the shitter?

4 hours ago, Pdawg88 said:

It’s a small parking lot to begin with. But this fuck head wasn’t even getting a glass of tea. He was in there taking a dump!

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Doesn't mean you had to follow him in there and start tapping your toe under the stall...

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So you followed him into the shitter?

Nope, he had make walk of shame right by the cash register and didn’t buy anything. 

What's a mini gallon? A quart?

17 hours ago, RPM said:

What's a mini gallon? A quart?

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11 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Mini diabetes.

They have a great unsweet green tea. 

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Surely this qualifies 

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On 6/29/2024 at 6:16 PM, Elvis said:

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Surely this qualifies 

That's just douchebaggery, not parking douchebaggery.

On 6/30/2024 at 1:16 AM, Elvis said:

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Surely this qualifies 

i love getting 23 miles out of my tires

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

i love getting 23 miles out of my tires

And bottoming out on every speed bump on the planet.

On 6/27/2024 at 5:51 PM, Pdawg88 said:

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I still don't know what a mini gallon is.  

On 6/27/2024 at 12:27 AM, RPM said:

What's a mini gallon? A quart?

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I found it on their website.  A mini gallon is indeed a quart.  Fucking stupid.

28 minutes ago, futureman said:

I still don't know what a mini gallon is.  

Well it’s like a gallon, but mini 

I would assume medical emergency, but they haven’t released that yet. He didn’t make it. 

House is for sale, realtor had an appointment an hour later. 

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Here’s a gem spotted in El Paso.

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NM driver, most likely (no front plate). 

And probably obese if so. needs that extra room to get out.

Or really needed some green chili sauce.

3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

And probably obese if so. needs that extra room to get out.

Or really needed some green chili sauce.

Green chile is not a sauce. 

14 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I would assume medical emergency, but they haven’t released that yet. He didn’t make it. 

House is for sale, realtor had an appointment an hour later. 

Fixer upper with a lot of character.   ....   Semi-Truck does not convey.

8 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Season 6 What GIF by The Office

Green chile is an ingredient, not a sauce. You can make a sauce, salsa, etc., out of it, but the green chile itself is a very versatile ingredient in just about every meal that I had from about 4-17 years of age. Green chile enchiladas. Cheeseburgers. Diced in eggs. In lasagna. In spaghetti sauce. Posole. Chile con carne. Damn, you’re making me hungry. 
Same with red chile. 
https://www.zingermansroadhouse.com/2008/09/a-guide-to-new-mexico-green-chile/

Wut.

You make a sauce with it and it is green chile sauce. Do the same with red and it is red chile sauce.

40 minutes ago, nnm said:

Green chile is an ingredient, not a sauce. You can make a sauce, salsa, etc., out of it, but the green chile itself is a very versatile ingredient in just about every meal that I had from about 4-17 years of age. Green chile enchiladas. Cheeseburgers. Diced in eggs. In lasagna. In spaghetti sauce. Posole. Chile con carne. Damn, you’re making me hungry. 
Same with red chile. 
https://www.zingermansroadhouse.com/2008/09/a-guide-to-new-mexico-green-chile/

I mean I make the green chile sauce like the NM tourism department suggests... its a sauce with green chiles as an ingredient, but 100% "green chile sauce" is a thing.

https://www.newmexico.org/things-to-do/cuisine/recipes/green-chile-sauce/

 

On 6/13/2024 at 7:31 AM, RPM said:

Yeah, Bucee's is famous for not having enough gas pumps.

The old one in Luling did not have enough pumps. Line would be 4 deep and still assholes would go inside to get a 77 oz Pepsi, beaver nugs, jerky, and take a shit, then pump their gas. Complained to the cashier about it, after parking my car in the lot following filling my tank.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


It’s just so hard to tell…

I believe Dodge Ram drivers over index on the shitty parking/dumbass matrix indices scale algorithm and shit.

18 hours ago, elfenix said:

The old one in Luling did not have enough pumps. Line would be 4 deep and still assholes would go inside to get a 77 oz Pepsi, beaver nugs, jerky, and take a shit, then pump their gas. Complained to the cashier about it, after parking my car in the lot following filling my tank.

The Bucee's in Freeport had 4 pumps not even 15 years ago when I used to fish down there.  Probably dozed by now. 

On 7/2/2024 at 6:53 AM, nnm said:

NM driver, most likely (no front plate). 

Texas HC placard as well as registration on the windshield.  More likely the plate fell off when he wrecked that front bumper previously.

Apparently the old Luling buccees burned down a couple days ago. I assume my curses had something to do with it.

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