February 14Feb 14 Both right. Striping company should have striped off the space. Since it’s not striped, one can park there, but one will in fact be blocking the ramp. Yea that should be boxed off with some diagonal stripes. The handicap blue should be a slight hint though.
February 14Feb 14 she is almost certainly driving some giant offroader so obviously she should drive up the ramp and park in the grass. walla, not blocking anything and using a simple machine for its intended use. Edited February 14Feb 14 by elfenix
February 14Feb 14 18 minutes ago, elfenix said: she is almost certainly driving some giant offroader so obviously she should drive up the ramp and park in the grass. walla, not blocking anything and using a simple machine for its intended use. Walla? You serious Clark?
February 28Feb 28 72 degrees? Best patio in the area? Park far away? Nah bro, I’ll just park in the storefront across the way. Dude literally hopped the curb, parked, and walked in.
February 28Feb 28 I'm no engineer, but that would piss me off in more than way. The idiot is driving a huge-ass SUV onto something that may not be structured to withstand that psf. Every time I watch drivers do shit like that on (taxpayer as opposed to private spaces like this building in the photo) curbs, sidewalks, medians, and so on it pisses me off. Like we don't have enough construction in this state without people selfishly causing more issues.
February 28Feb 28 34 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said: That vehicle needs some long, wavy key scratches. Lots of them. It was tempting
February 28Feb 28 11 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said: That vehicle needs some long, wavy key scratches. Lots of them. Nope. I refuse to endorse keying anyone's car. I prefer something more along the lines of removing the valve stem core. Or the rock in the valve cap. Or, the ol' banana in the tailpipe trick.
February 28Feb 28 1 hour ago, HiggyBaby said: 72 degrees? Best patio in the area? Park far away? Nah bro, I’ll just park in the storefront across the way. Dude literally hopped the curb, parked, and walked in. Park & Preston?
February 28Feb 28 1 hour ago, PvilleStang said: Nope. I refuse to endorse keying anyone's car. I prefer something more along the lines of removing the valve stem core. Or the rock in the valve cap. Or, the ol' banana in the tailpipe trick. Yeah, upon further reflection I think a can of sardines in the front vent or some jolly ranchers stuck to the windshield are better options. If one must go for the paint, polka dotting the hood and doors with Barbasol works well, as I found out the day after my wedding.
March 1Mar 1 12 hours ago, HiggyBaby said: 72 degrees? Best patio in the area? Park far away? Nah bro, I’ll just park in the storefront across the way. Dude literally hopped the curb, parked, and walked in. I’d never advocate messing up someone’s car but
March 1Mar 1 If I had parked by white arrow there away from everyone. That asshole would’ve parked 6 inches next to me.
March 1Mar 1 32 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: I bet he has accidentally slipped it into his wife’s butt
March 1Mar 1 1 hour ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: Yea, definitely dont want anyone to hit the base model Murano or whatever the fuck it is. There might be enough room for 4 cars to park in each of those spots around him.
March 15Mar 15 Not park like a douche but more like park like an idiot. All kinds of open spots to pull through and this idiot parks here… funny thing is when that car left another parked in that same spot right after.
March 17Mar 17 On 2/28/2025 at 11:43 AM, Scheiss Meister said: Yeah, upon further reflection I think a can of sardines in the front vent or some jolly ranchers stuck to the windshield are better options. If one must go for the paint, polka dotting the hood and doors with Barbasol works well, as I found out the day after my wedding. What happens with jolly rancher on the windshield?
March 17Mar 17 5 hours ago, Elvis said: What happens with jolly rancher on the windshield? When you wet them and put them on the windshield or any other glass they stick almost like they were epoxied on. They are very hard to remove, and they leave a residue that's hard to remove. I haven't seen them applied to painted surfaces, but I imagine that the stick to those just as well, and may damage the paint when removed.
March 17Mar 17 On 2/28/2025 at 11:43 AM, Scheiss Meister said: Yeah, upon further reflection I think a can of sardines in the front vent or some jolly ranchers stuck to the windshield are better options. If one must go for the paint, polka dotting the hood and doors with Barbasol works well, as I found out the day after my wedding. My daughter once poured a bottle of synthetic deer urine down the air induction vents of a guys car. He was a racist, misogynist, pig, so I applauded her creativity.
March 17Mar 17 5 hours ago, Crapinon said: My daughter once poured a bottle of synthetic deer urine down the air induction vents of a guys car. He was a racist, misogynist, pig, so I applauded her creativity. That's no way for her to refer to her own father!
March 26Mar 26 Three strikes--California, Tesla, crappy parking. Car should be immediately impounded and crushed.
March 26Mar 26 On 3/15/2025 at 5:59 PM, Underdog said: Not park like a douche but more like park like an idiot. All kinds of open spots to pull through and this idiot parks here… funny thing is when that car left another parked in that same spot right after.
March 26Mar 26 1 hour ago, nnm said: Three strikes--California, Tesla, crappy parking. Car should be immediately impounded and crushed. Just don't key it unless you want to get fired and labeled a left-wing extremist.
March 28Mar 28 On 3/17/2025 at 2:04 AM, Elvis said: What happens with jolly rancher on the windshield? You can break your windshield if removed improperly (force). Better than a handful in your gas tank though.
March 31Mar 31 On 3/26/2025 at 7:44 AM, Im_smarter_then_you said: second day in a row They do this everyday. Three finance bros. Actually they’re over 40. So maybe too old to be bros
April 16Apr 16 Oilfield truck should be parked first move forward. He’d get a demerit at any significant energy or service company.
April 17Apr 17 Popular Post 10 hours ago, Crapinon said: Do you need a special permit to park ON the Handicapped ramp?
April 17Apr 17 6 hours ago, PvilleStang said: Unlikely. The truck would be maroon. The truck behind it probably has one of those stickers.
April 19Apr 19 Man, Baylor beer thief chick's gotta be in her 40s now, right? Now THAT'S a story that deserves a 30 for 30 and where is she now treatment.
April 20Apr 20 Wife and I took the girls to brunch for Easter and this dick couldn’t figure it out. Doesn’t look as bad in picture but even my wife was like “what an asshole”.
April 21Apr 21 19 hours ago, Pdawg88 said: Wife and I took the girls to brunch for Easter and this dick couldn’t figure it out. Doesn’t look as bad in picture but even my wife was like “what an asshole”. Gonna need a surly ruling on this one. Assholish, yes, but I believe he/she is within parking parameters.
April 21Apr 21 Looks to be playing just the tip with the parking job, but again, pic doesn't show it...
April 22Apr 22 2 hours ago, mininghorn88 said: I watched this guy pull in. Zero cares about where he parked…and where he eats. He's not eating there. Probably a bathroom emergency.
April 22Apr 22 3 hours ago, nnm said: He's not eating there. Probably a bathroom emergency. Nope. I was on a business call sitting in my truck. I watched the whole family go inside. I was on the call for 30 minutes or so and they never came out before I got off of the call and went into a nearby restaurant.
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