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16 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

Nope. I was on a business call sitting in my truck. I watched the whole family go inside. I was on the call for 30 minutes or so and they never came out before I got off of the call and went into a nearby restaurant.

Was the nearby restaurant a Chili’s?

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4 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Was the nearby restaurant a Chili’s?

No. A really good local restaurant/bar.

On 4/21/2025 at 10:08 AM, markstanco said:

Gonna need a surly ruling on this one.  Assholish, yes, but I believe he/she is within parking parameters. 

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27 minutes ago, leaf said:

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Had to zoom in to make sure it wasn’t NNM Jr.’s. 

52 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Found on interwebs

 

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Could’ve just posted the Ram badge. 

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3 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

It's like a diverse dance party

Vet, lesbian, douche, urban commuter?

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Left running with the door open for at least 5 minutes.

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23 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Left running with the door open for at least 5 minutes.

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why didn't you hop in and back end park in the same spot?

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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I'll allow it, unless you're the mulch guy, then sorry he parked on your supply.

 

14 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

I'm kind of surprised that the incel camino could climb that hill

 

Anybody laying odds it gets stuck trying to leave. 

Also, that wrap

:vomit

When you back in going the wrong direction, and color outside the lines.

Shame if the Hilti truck clips him on the way out.

 

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You expect them to read upside down?

2 hours ago, RPM said:

You expect them to read upside down?

Dodge owner, so excellent point.  

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

Dodge owner, so excellent point.  

90% of the time I see a pickup truck driver being an asshole, they're in a Dodge.

17 hours ago, markstanco said:

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Thats all you had to post.

Manufacturers target a psychographic profile that fits their product. In other words, a target with a specific way of thinking and purchasing. In this case, it looks like Ram’s “customer profile” is that of a dumbass.

5 hours ago, futureman said:

not just trucks.  challengers are almost occupied by cunts. 

almost *always

 

dammit

On 6/12/2025 at 10:36 AM, futureman said:

not just trucks.  challengers are almost occupied by cunts. 

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On 6/12/2025 at 10:30 AM, Steel Shank said:

Manufacturers target a psychographic profile that fits their product. In other words, a target with a specific way of thinking and purchasing. In this case, it looks like Ram’s “customer profile” is that of a dumbass.

Dumbass/asshole

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Dumbass/asshole

The judges have stated that "asshole" is also acceptable.

Ain't parking douchebaggery.  And frankly, the 2 assholes in the left lane are the problem.  A.K.A. 50% of Austin drivers.

7 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Ain't parking douchebaggery.  And frankly, the 2 assholes in the left lane are the problem.  A.K.A. 50% of Austin drivers.

This. Left lane idiot fault.

Whose surly kid is this?

 

That look.  The mixture of "Oh, shit!  I'm in trouble." and "Look at the power that I could wield!"  She scares me.

Also, not my kid, thank God.

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