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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

  • Longhornstampede
    Longhornstampede

    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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shopping cart w/zipties is more appropriate

Valve Stem removal tool FTW.  No destruction, no scratching, no damages, just a shitty hour or two detour for the parker, and a lesson learned, hopefully.  Two valve stems if necessary.

On 6/23/2025 at 9:57 AM, MissingInAction said:

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anti-theft security device for car?  

eh...looks like a fairly empty lot and they parked a ways out.

The sequence of parking:

The Bronco was the first to arrive followed by the Ford truck. The Audi was last to the party.

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6 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

The sequence of parking:

The Bronco was the first to arrive followed by the Ford truck. The Audi was last to the party.

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No harm no foul. Baby bronco is parked on the side of an oversized spot. I guess the striper didn’t measure correctly and had extra space. The Ford is perfectly parked. The Audi isn’t hurting anything because of the goofy oversized spot. 

On 6/17/2025 at 8:53 AM, PvilleStang said:

Ain't parking douchebaggery.  And frankly, the 2 assholes in the left lane are the problem.  A.K.A. 50% of Austin drivers.

BS. What the video doesn't show is the three mile long line of cars in the fast lane in front of the blue car.

Assholes in Rams want EVERYONE to move over.

HEB and Costco garages are target rich environments 

 

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On 7/3/2025 at 10:42 PM, elfenix said:

HEB and Costco garages are target rich environments 

 

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Polestar makes a SUV? 

 

Also, Polestar may be the worst name for a car company ever. 

About as good as you can expect from a dodge driver

10 hours ago, drifter379 said:

IMG_1509.thumb.jpeg.46d5478c77701fde3048ddc9ec12fa6f.jpegok boy got out and walked away. Never even looked over his shoulder. 

When the truckstop coffees from 4 hours ago hit, one must run before their pants they shit.

That is one of the least egregious things I've seen in a truckstop. At least he didn't hit anyone.

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I've been around truckers all my life. Believe me when I say that is absolutely the best about 5% of them can do. Waiting on that small group to back up to the dock at your warehouse can be quite comical. Most drivers can back straight into a dock on their first try. Or second.

 

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Spotted at Academy on 183. In case it’s tough to tell, those are angled parking spaces. He’s parked across 2 handicap spots. He’s basically perpendicular. 

Umm, I think it used to be two angled spots, but is now one handicapped spot.  See the handicap sign right in front of the middle of his car.  And, he has a handicap tag.  I'm saying no foul.

Pavement princess cant be bothered with the lines, but at least he folded in the mirrors.

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This is one of my favorite threads to check.  I know one day that someone is gonna catch me with a pict.

7 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

This is one of my favorite threads to check.  I know one day that someone is gonna catch me with a pict.

Are you claiming that your bad parking and these guys stopped the Roman Empire? That's bad ass.

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22 hours ago, Hammerin Hank said:

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Spotted at Academy on 183. In case it’s tough to tell, those are angled parking spaces. He’s parked across 2 handicap spots. He’s basically perpendicular. 

Actually, that's a legit parking job.  They have at least one spot like that for some reason - maybe a van I guess.

Freaking bro dozers. I feel sorry for him. Poor dude not only has a micro manhood, but he advertises that fact for the whole world to know. Now everybody knows he’s a hermaphrodite. And he has to live with that every day. 

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Not loading, I was in Lowe’s for 25 minutes and he was already here. 33a1949f2ef982d8e9f532715d9df7f7.jpg

junior looking trailer

junior looking trailer

And of course his adjustable hitch was set up way too high. But hey 24 inch wheels with LoPro tires which means you totally lost all of your towing capabilities of a DRW setup and you can’t off road since heavy so you have a street queen.
1 hour ago, markstanco said:


And of course his adjustable hitch was set up way too high. But hey 24 inch wheels with LoPro tires which means you totally lost all of your towing capabilities of a DRW setup and you can’t off road since heavy so you have a street queen.

But it's a "Super Duty"!!!!

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My mother, a resident of Tuscaloosa, Alabama, departed this life in 1996.  Her home, the same one I was raised in, was a ten-minute walk from Bryant Denny stadium. In those days, game day parking was in demand and yahoos from all over the Deep South parked all over the place on my old street.  Mrs. Llama. Baby Llama and I lived on the Gulf OF MEXICO end of the state.  We would commute on game weekends and stay in the house while estate admin was ongoing.  One day Bama had some kind of punk ass early kick game on Jefferson Pilot.  I went to run an errand about 9:30 only to find some asshole had parked behind me blocking my vehicle inside the driveway.  After considering some of the criminal mischief options above, I settled on removing the asshole’s license plate.  We watched the game on TV (no tix), and expected the asshole might be knocking on the door at some point, at which I planned to play dumb other than to ask him to GTFO my driveway or prepare to be towed, which happened frequently on game days. I went out eventually and found the asshole had gone.  On Sunday, as we drove back to the coast, I sailed his license plate off a tall bridge into the muddy waters of the Alabama River just South of Jackson, Alabama.  I hope the fucker got pulled over, charged wigh DUI, hassled and searched by state troopers every 30 miles wherever he went on his way home. The absolute selfish bullshit!  He had no idea who he was blocking in that day or if someone in the house might need to use their fucking driveway.  Asshole.

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