July 26Jul 26 1 hour ago, T-shirt Sip said: Are those speakers under the truck? some sort of partial cover over one exhaust pipe?
July 27Jul 27 On 7/26/2025 at 9:03 AM, Bama Llama said: My mother, a resident of Tuscaloosa, Alabama, departed this life in 1996. Her home, the same one I was raised in, was a ten-minute walk from Bryant Denny stadium. In those days, game day parking was in demand and yahoos from all over the Deep South parked all over the place on my old street. Mrs. Llama. Baby Llama and I lived on the Gulf OF MEXICO end of the state. We would commute on game weekends and stay in the house while estate admin was ongoing. One day Bama had some kind of punk ass early kick game on Jefferson Pilot. I went to run an errand about 9:30 only to find some asshole had parked behind me blocking my vehicle inside the driveway. After considering some of the criminal mischief options above, I settled on removing the asshole’s license plate. We watched the game on TV (no tix), and expected the asshole might be knocking on the door at some point, at which I planned to play dumb other than to ask him to GTFO my driveway or prepare to be towed, which happened frequently on game days. I went out eventually and found the asshole had gone. On Sunday, as we drove back to the coast, I sailed his license plate off a tall bridge into the muddy waters of the Alabama River just South of Jackson, Alabama. I hope the fucker got pulled over, charged wigh DUI, hassled and searched by state troopers every 30 miles wherever he went on his way home. The absolute selfish bullshit! He had no idea who he was blocking in that day or if someone in the house might need to use their fucking driveway. Asshole. calling a tow truck not an option? they jerk off to shit like that.
July 28Jul 28 14 hours ago, futureman said: calling a tow truck not an option? they jerk off to shit like that.
July 28Jul 28 19 hours ago, futureman said: calling a tow truck not an option? they jerk off to shit like that. You are right. We called repeatedly but all the tow truck companies’ drivers in town were out towing other assholes’ vehicles. The cops were no help cuz the whole vehicle was all the way onto our private property. They said if he was hanging out into a public street, they would’ve towed it to the impound lot. If only. I like to think being tagless on the byeays of Alabama, on game day no less when the troopers, deputies and local cops are all out and praying for excuses to make traffic stops, brought him and his companions some unforeseen misery. Edited July 28Jul 28 by Bama Llama Spellgin
July 28Jul 28 Since you live in Alabama, you must have at least one friend with a jacked-up little penis compensating pickup that could have hooked a chain to the car and dragged it out into the street.
July 28Jul 28 On 7/26/2025 at 9:59 AM, T-shirt Sip said: Are those speakers under the truck? bitchin' huh!!
July 28Jul 28 5 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said: Since you live in Alabama, you must have at least one friend with a jacked-up little penis compensating pickup that could have hooked a chain to the car and dragged it out into the street. Well, shit. Where were you and those two gorgeous avararettes when I needed you?
July 29Jul 29 Bee Cave Lowes. I would really hate for that sh*tbucket (with 3 month expired registration) to get door dinged.
July 29Jul 29 Not that I agree with the parking, but that lot looks totally empty, so I probably would let him live.
July 29Jul 29 Someone posted it above, but Lowes/Home Depot parking lots are like Mad Max playgrounds. There are no rules.
July 29Jul 29 3 hours ago, Sam Lin said: Not that I agree with the parking, but that lot looks totally empty, so I probably would let him live. It was towards the front. Don't care if it's empty or not, take that shit to the back of the lot. it was the third and fourth spots in the aisle, not the back half.
July 29Jul 29 4 hours ago, Sam Lin said: Not that I agree with the parking, but that lot looks totally empty, so I probably would let him live. No, it encourages bad behavior.
July 30Jul 30 17 hours ago, Sam Lin said: Surly encourages bad behavior. Surly encourages retribution and comeuppance. Usually with limited self awareness, but still….
August 1Aug 1 Visiting my parents in Spring. Semi busy parking lot with a busy restaurant at the right end of the shopping complex plus 3 or 4 other businesses that are open. Left spot says compact only
August 14Aug 14 4 hours ago, kibbles said: is this their first post? what was the prior handle? I will find it... @kibbles gonna find what?
August 18Aug 18 Finally got the chance to use one of these last week....at HEB. On 4/18/2024 at 2:40 PM, Mittens said: Fuck. Yes.
August 19Aug 19 18 hours ago, Mittens said: Finally got the chance to use one of these last week....at HEB. Target rich environment. It's like trying to find a single mom at a strip club.
August 19Aug 19 100%. Arguably could drop one off on any given visit, but this was particularly egregious - busy time of day, close to entrance, tire fully over the line making the adjacent slot completely unusable.
August 26Aug 26 On 8/21/2025 at 2:11 PM, Ghost of NMAS said: Well what do you expect from someone who reverses in you gotta stop beating this dead horse. I’m sorry you can’t reverse into a spot, I really am. I’m sure if you asked your boyfriend to teach you he would.
August 26Aug 26 8 hours ago, futureman said: posting here as this thread is not far removed from road rage. If one deploys the LED middle finger, road rage will be induced.
August 27Aug 27 Sweatergawd downtown Houston has the worst parallel parkers on the planet Typical block
August 27Aug 27 Can you confirm there wasn't a HD truck parked where the audi or black car was before the white jeep parked? Are there markings on the road? My only criteria for judgement on parallel parking jobs: are they within 12" of the curb (I know 18" is the law, but come on...), is there enough space in front of and behind them for all vehicles to be able to get out, and if they're on the front or back of a parking line, are they pulled as far up / back as the spot allows for?
August 27Aug 27 Not sure what the issue there would be to begin with. It's a space for 4 vehicles, and there are 4 vehicles in the space.
August 27Aug 27 Once had a smart car back up against the bumper of my Z71 while leaving a car length in front of that POS. I put my beast into 4wl and pushed that joke of car onto the curb. Miss that truck.
August 27Aug 27 29 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: smart car those things are like little walnuts.
August 27Aug 27 1 hour ago, futureman said: those things are like little walnuts. They are a great option in European cities with tiny medieval streets. They are suicidal in most of the U.S. If you are in one of those and get hit by even a mid-sized sedan at highway speed, sayonara.
August 27Aug 27 3 hours ago, Mittens said: Not sure what the issue there would be to begin with. It's a space for 4 vehicles, and there are 4 vehicles in the space. Definitely room for 5 if people didn't feel the need to leave 4+ feet front and back. I've watched people pull into a space large enough for 2 normal size SUVs and then center themselves rather than pulling up or back in the space. So, no, while I can't confirm an F350 crew cab with extended bed just left, it seems unlikely with the number of blocks I see just like this. And downtown Houston parallel parking doesn't typically have marked spaces.
August 28Aug 28 There are literally 4 spots there. Just because 5 small cars could park there doesn’t mean they have to.
August 28Aug 28 23 hours ago, elfenix said: Sweatergawd downtown Houston has the worst parallel parkers on the planet Typical block This gives me chills.
August 28Aug 28 2 hours ago, Mittens said: There are literally 4 spots there. Just because 5 small cars could park there doesn’t mean they have to. Another Grand Cherokee or Q5 could fit if everyone parked tighter. Quit trying to justify people's shit ass parallel parking.
September 5Sep 5 5 hours ago, Steel Shank said: Many ways to being a parking douche baggery guy. No surprises here
September 9Sep 9 On 9/5/2025 at 2:34 PM, PvilleStang said: say no more. Whats wrong with a Tundra? Good looking trucks. Are they typically jerk drivers? No idea.
September 10Sep 10 5 hours ago, markstanco said: Whats wrong with a Tundra? Good looking trucks. Are they typically jerk drivers? No idea. They are all fine individuals. Some of them (case in point) enjoy copious amounts of Bud Light Lime. That's all. No need to get upset. Some of my best friends are Tundras.
September 22Sep 22 I’m not sure douche bag adequately described this guy. He just got out of his truck and went inside. And he’s not the first person I’ve seen do this.
September 23Sep 23 8 hours ago, Crapinon said: I’m not sure douche bag adequately described this guy. He just got out of his truck and went inside. And he’s not the first person I’ve seen do this. I think that he no longer needs his needle valves in his stems. A good Samaritan would remove them for him.
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