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4 minutes ago, markstanco said:

 

Well you have to give him credit for only taking one spot.

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    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

  • Longhornstampede
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    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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2 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

“Oy! You can’t park there!!!”

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Maybe this belongs here…

Small Vietnamese coffee shop by my house. They only have 3 tables and a few bar stools. They sell Banh Mi sandwiches. I go to get a sandwich and this is what I encounter. 
 

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12 minutes ago, luke duke said:

Maybe this belongs here…

Small Vietnamese coffee shop by my house. They only have 3 tables and a few bar stools. They sell Banh Mi sandwiches. I go to get a sandwich and this is what I encounter. 
 

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Their fault (your loss) for putting outlets for people to plug in and squat for the afternoon.

 

See this guy parked in the #1 handicap spot about once a week at my local gym. Also, supposed to be EVs only. Note the paper plates that expired 16 months ago. Seems like a real cool dude. 

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7 minutes ago, Foosters said:

See this guy parked in the #1 handicap spot about once a week at my local gym. Also, supposed to be EVs only. Note the paper plates that expired 16 months ago. Seems like a real cool dude. 

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Dude definitely has a mental handicap...

California is getting into the paper plate game

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

California is getting into the paper plate game

oh has been since covid. Police here also stopped enforcing pretty much all traffic laws.

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

California is getting into the paper plate game

It has worked out so well for Texas, they adopted it!

29 minutes ago, markstanco said:

It has worked out so well for Texas, they adopted it!

"Don't Texas my California!"

 

I'm sure there's plenty of shit bucket altimas in California 

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5 hours ago, luke duke said:

Maybe this belongs here…

Small Vietnamese coffee shop by my house. They only have 3 tables and a few bar stools. They sell Banh Mi sandwiches. I go to get a sandwich and this is what I encounter. 
 

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Ok…he wasn’t parked….but dear lord, did he hit the douchebaggery hard.

I introduce you to…the man with the smallest dick in the world.

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A South Carolina man drove a Kia Telluride up Black Bear Road on Wednesday and got stuck, leading to a closure of Black Bear Pass.

 

The San Miguel County Sheriff’s Office said that until a tow could make it into the area, the roadway would remain closed because the car is unstable and it is not safe to be driven around.

https://kdvr.com/news/local/black-bear-pass-closed-indefinitely-after-south-carolina-driver-ignores-warnings/

 

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The real question is how many moves did it take for her to get in that position?

On 10/18/2025 at 11:30 PM, Beau Vine said:

The real question is how many moves did it take for her to get in that position?

1 move: the wrong one.

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On 10/18/2025 at 4:27 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

Well, her sweater IS maroon.  What else would one expect?

No way you can read this number.

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Is it muledick?

9 minutes ago, markstanco said:

No way you can read this number.

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How could you tell?  I'm so red/green colorblind that it hurts.  So what color is her sweater?

13 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

How could you tell?  I'm so red/green colorblind that it hurts.  So what color is her sweater?

It was brown.  For reference the small SUV in the top right is maroon. 

14 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

How could you tell?  I'm so red/green colorblind that it hurts.  So what color is her sweater?

Also, do those glasses work with all color blindness?  The videos where you see the person who puts them on starts crying?  I bet they are mega expensive if they do work. 

6 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Also, do those glasses work with all color blindness?  The videos where you see the person who puts them on starts crying?  I bet they are mega expensive if they do work. 

I don't know.  From what I've been able to find out, those glasses are for totally colorblind people, who cannot distinguish any colors.  I don't know how they work, but apparently they don't work for red/green or yellow/blue colorblindness.  Which fucking sucks.

CSB: I used to work with a guy whose dad was totally colorblind.  When he (the dad) went into the Air Force, they made him an aircraft electrical tech.  You know, where all of the wires are color coded.

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I am certified colorblind by the US government. I can see colors, but shades of similar color fade together. I'd love a set of those specs.

the sticker is a material well known to provide a high coefficient of friction for good traction with the road.

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

the sticker is a material well known to provide a high coefficient of friction for good traction with the road.

It's literally called a "sticker," you know.

4 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

What am I missing here?

lazy ass tire technician that didn't do his job ???? thats like not washing the blue/pink /yellow shit protecting white walls or white letters . or not putting valve stem caps c'mon man .

however what that has to do with parking lot douchebaggery is unknown . 

 

Lawn truck decided that was a fine place to park his trailer. Mustang could barely get out

 

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Woulda been fine if the Mustang had backed in.

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