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A weekend visit to Tyler always yields about 4 or 5 good examples for this thread...here is one

 

Yes, his rear passenger side tire is in the neighboring spot as well.

 

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

  • Longhornstampede
    Longhornstampede

    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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I stopped at CVS today and had to park next to a Tundra that was backed in crooked and on the line. After I wiggled out I look at the driver sitting in the truck, take my time to survey his parking job then shake my head as I walk in thinking I shoulda taken a picture for this thread. When I walk out I'm shocked to see the Tundra is parked perfectly in his space. I gave the driver a head nod to acknowledge his self edit in etiquette. 

  • 3 weeks later...

Well Roscoe, it definitely wasn't them Dukes.

On 7/6/2018 at 12:30 AM, RPM said:

I stopped at CVS today and had to park next to a Tundra that was backed in crooked and on the line. After I wiggled out I look at the driver sitting in the truck, take my time to survey his parking job then shake my head as I walk in thinking I shoulda taken a picture for this thread. When I walk out I'm shocked to see the Tundra is parked perfectly in his space. I gave the driver a head nod to acknowledge his self edit in etiquette. 

OK, CSB. +rep

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Didn’t have my phone to take a pic.  But, dude, or chic (assuming dude since it was that fast Jeep thing...that was possibly sexist) parked long term in HEB curbside pick up...even had the balls to put up a sun blocker on the front windshield.  I’m conflicted.  On one hand, fuck HEB for reserving that many up front spaces for a bs reason.  On the other, it’s their parking lot.  What say you?

On 7/27/2018 at 5:14 PM, Atxracer said:

...that was possibly sexist) 

nobody cares. 

At Shell station on Westgate. Hard enough getting in and out of this place but this bitch decides to increase the difficulty level by parking her happy ass in the middle of lane.

 

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On 7/27/2018 at 5:14 PM, Atxracer said:

Didn’t have my phone to take a pic.  But, dude, or chic (assuming dude since it was that fast Jeep thing...that was possibly sexist) parked long term in HEB curbside pick up...even had the balls to put up a sun blocker on the front windshield.  I’m conflicted.  On one hand, fuck HEB for reserving that many up front spaces for a bs reason.  On the other, it’s their parking lot.  What say you?

If you're an HEB customer, I wouldn't have a problem parking there, just as I would park in the "reserved for electric vehicles" in front of IKEA.  They're not going to (and probably by law can't) tow you since it's not a handicapped spot.  On the other hand, Twin Liquor has a single spot in front reserved for their customers right next to HEB.  It would not surprise me to get towed if I parked there and walked into HEB for 45 minutes on a Mon-Sat.  I do consider that my Sunday HEB parking spot though.

On 4/3/2018 at 9:40 PM, KuЯdt said:
On 4/3/2018 at 8:55 PM, Buzzrock said:
Captured this evening in PCB:

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Impressive just for the DGAF of it.

Need pics of Patty

The pattys are in the bottom of the potties.

The thing that amazes me with some of the drivers who have nice rides is, that they don't seem to be worried that someone will key, or dent the hell out of their car in retribution.   A "friend" of mine in his younger days used to tear up some shit over douchebag parking.😀

  • 2 weeks later...

The Isuzu driver deserves a medal
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I agree.  It is going to be extremely difficult for the Dodge driver to escape that. 

On 6/26/2018 at 4:09 PM, SurlyBDR said:

A friend on FB just posted this

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Fuck tow truck drivers.

They are just cops who flunked the test.

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On 5/14/2018 at 9:27 PM, BurntOrangeCrush said:

From the front door of my hotel tonight. In a packed parking lot, he couldn't park on the sides or in the back lot. Nope. right in front by the entrance.

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It would be a shame if someone pulled out his valve stems.

51 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Did you?

Kinda hard to do through the internet.

20 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Kinda hard to do through the internet.

Oops, I read that wrong as in you posted the picture yourself. My mistake. Will be cool though when we have that ability, through the Internet!

There would be legions of flat tire trolls and things would escalate quickly. 

Can you imagine if things could be pulled through the internet......

15 hours ago, Spartan52 said:

Can you imagine if things could be pulled through the internet......

The internet's helped me pull something a few times...

I think this qualifies as douche baggery even if it’s parked between the lines. If I had a red and a white sharpie with me I could have adjusted it so that it was a true statement.

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Look, they even put the number of years it took them to graduate with an associates from blOU.

5 hours ago, Don Keibals said:

douche baggery or brilliance?

 

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Brilliant!

NOT GUILTY!

  • 2 weeks later...

Has there been a sudden rash of proper parking?

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To paraphrase from old site:
Just another Keith in his brodozer spewing his nozzleness.



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I test drove a Raptor about a month ago.  I think something like that would be fun for about 2 weeks and then I would hate it once the novelty wore off.

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

I test drove a Raptor about a month ago.  I think something like that would be fun for about 2 weeks and then I would hate it once the novelty wore off.

I bet those things ride like a tractor with that off road suspension.

They actually don't ride that bad.  They're just really over the top.

^^^ That was at Rednecks with Paychecks and the truck was totaled.

This made me ragey enough to pull his windshield wipers out to open position.  I may go out at lunch and let the air out of his tires:

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^^^^

I've always wondered if houses/businesses at the top of a T-intersection pay more for insurance.

12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

^^^^

I've always wondered if houses/businesses at the top of a T-intersection pay more for insurance.

I'm surprised it hasn't happened many times before 

So THATS why the speed limit drops heading into that intersection

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