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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

  • Longhornstampede
    Longhornstampede

    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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#255

Two egregious violators there.  Caddy of course, and the envoy looking SUV behind it.  How does one get out of their car, look at it, and think that's remotely okay.  

Caddy: parked the wrong way, looks like a one way isle, too far out, and possibly not even in the lines...

#259

This one stumped me. 6AM at HEB Four Points. Handicap plates. There were two open handicap spots just to the left of the car. Hell, there weren't a dozen cars in the lot at the time.ae1746fa709883de51c3768ec94a49e4.jpg

#260
4 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

This one stumped me. 6AM at HEB Four Points. Handicap plates.

Handicap is obviously blindness.

#264

This parking space is big enough to swallow an F350, yet this guy still can't get his neon inside it.

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Here's people parked after driving the wrong way down a parking lane:

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#266

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You asked me why I'm pro death penalty?  If the fool left it like that then summary execution is not off the table.

#267
I say okay to the last picture, it's a BMW, and BMW owners are better than all of us. 
Yeah but the lessees are worse
#269
On 10/26/2018 at 3:10 PM, deadshank said:

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Chill, this person is just a little early for the car show happening later that day.

#272
2 hours ago, texasjacket said:

Seems you cut out the goods there

She was an aspiring Vic special. 

#273

We had to park down the block as the lot was completely full. Sorry for the shitty pic, but this was the best I could get. Sideways across three spots.

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#274
On 10/5/2018 at 10:50 AM, Doze said:

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Zip tie it to the passenger door.  With a little luck, they won't notice it until they wonder why everyone is yelling at them, and what the hell is beating the shit out of the side of the car.

#276

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Doosh went in before me. Purchased a tall boy and cigs. He was hanging out with the truck door open puffing his smokes.

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#282
5 hours ago, RPM said:

A subscription to Cat Facts would not be uncalled for.

not uncalled for, and perhaps necessary. 

#285

I dont get chicken shop, its decent, but fuck sake people will wait in long ass lines for it

#287

Dude that's a sweet C300...can't have it scratched.  Know how expensive it is?

#288
10 minutes ago, Drew said:

Dude that's a sweet C300...can't have it scratched.  Know how expensive it is?

300 a month ?

#289
Just now, 52-80 said:

300 a month ?

Oh what, you think everyone has just $300 laying around each month to pay for a fancy car?  Freaking Surly 1%

#292
On 11/4/2018 at 9:56 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I usually just take a shit on their door handle

 

You’re either a Warlock or have great balance. 

#293
On 11/20/2018 at 3:26 PM, elfenix said:

Had to get that chicken
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Must’ve been shorted a condiment in drive-thru...

#295
9 hours ago, Underdog said:

Must’ve been shorted a condiment in drive-thru...

hot damn that shit grinds my gears

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