February 17, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, llanoflash said: this was on my truck in college station at a chilis. there were about 40 open parking spots. my tire was partially on the line and there were about 15 open spots to my right. i admit the parking was not the best.. i am not proud. to be fair, i hardly ever get it in the hole. It is nice to hear your marriage is going strong.
February 17, 20196 yr With date night at the College Station Chili's, is it really any wonder he's not getting more anal action?
February 17, 20196 yr this was on my truck in college station at a chilis. there were about 40 open parking spots. my tire was partially on the line and there were about 15 open spots to my right. i admit the parking was not the best.. i am not proud. to be fair, i hardly ever get it in the hole. Jussie smollett much?
February 18, 20196 yr 5 hours ago, Lobo said: With date night at the College Station Chili's, is it really any wonder he's not getting more anal action? That's a guarantee...along with stomach cramps and explosive diarrhea...
February 19, 20196 yr On 2/17/2019 at 9:46 AM, llanoflash said: this was on my truck in college station at a chilis. there were about 40 open parking spots. my tire was partially on the line and there were about 15 open spots to my right. i admit the parking was not the best.. i am not proud. to be fair, i hardly ever get it in the hole. Shouldn't it be "fuck like you park" or that is your wife and she is passive aggressive as hell.
February 19, 20196 yr 5 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said: Shouldn't it be "fuck like you park" or that is your wife and she is passive aggressive as hell. it should but i dont have one.
March 12, 20196 yr yea but he magically grows when he is standing next to the same car on a flat surface or stands closer to the vehicle.
March 30, 20196 yr Silver car was there first. https://i.imgur.com/TtztAum_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium Edited March 30, 20196 yr by tfoolry I don’t drive an Audi
March 30, 20196 yr Silver car was there first. imgur>Silver car went over the line so he forfeits his right to bitch about the other car
April 6, 20196 yr On 4/3/2019 at 10:12 AM, elfenix said: seems like efficient use of available parking area. Yep. That was from my office. I was there first & my company obviously has more efficient people than me.
April 7, 20196 yr On 4/5/2019 at 8:29 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said: Dealer plates? the sticker is still on the window.
April 7, 20196 yr 46 minutes ago, futureman said: the sticker is still on the window. Yeah I noticed that after I posted. Test drive gone bad.
April 24, 20196 yr I have no idea which one was driving. Strong probability for either.With her hand on the hip, shes doing the talking, most likely someone else's fault, thus she is the driver
April 24, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Dewey said: 3 hours ago, RPM said: I have no idea which one was driving. Strong probability for either. With her hand on the hip, shes doing the talking, most likely someone else's fault, thus she is the driver "I mean really, Frank. Who would put something like that in a parking lot? How was I supposed to see that? "
April 24, 20196 yr There used to be a little strip mall on 199 in Lake Worth across from Kmart that had a stand alone liquor store next door. Their parking lots were about 2 1/2 ft difference in height with nothing between them but a retaining wall that kinda looked like a speed bump. It was an optical illusion if you weren't familiar with it or paying attention. People drove off it and got hung up on a regular basis. Don't ask me how I know about this.
April 24, 20196 yr There used to be a little strip mall on 199 in Lake Worth across from Kmart that had a stand alone liquor store next door. Their parking lots were about 2 1/2 ft difference in height with nothing between them but a retaining wall that kinda looked like a speed bump. It was an optical illusion if you weren't familiar with it or paying attention. People drove off it and got hung up on a regular basis. Don't ask me how I know about this.User name check out
April 24, 20196 yr 11 hours ago, Buffsoldier said: "I mean really, Frank. Who would put something like that in a parking lot? How was I supposed to see that? " “if your dumb ass had been watching I wouldn’t have driven over it. you’re such an idiot, frank.”
May 1, 20196 yr Those are tire weights. For in this case unbalancing their wheel. You never had mud in your tires before?
May 1, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, markstanco said: Those are tire weights. For in this case unbalancing their wheel. You never had mud in your tires before? Snow/ice will do it, too. But at least snow melts. Wheel weights on someone's tire is fantastic.
May 1, 20196 yr my concern with wheel weights is if they're not applied properly there's a chance they fly off at highway speeds and fuck up a non-douchebag's day.
May 1, 20196 yr 24 minutes ago, elfenix said: my concern with wheel weights is if they're not applied properly there's a chance they fly off at highway speeds and fuck up a non-douchebag's day. Do you even centrifugal force, bro?
May 1, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, elfenix said: my concern with wheel weights is if they're not applied properly there's a chance they fly off at highway speeds and fuck up a non-douchebag's day. Well you're no boy scout, obviously. Always be prepared, carry brake clean and a rag with you at all times. Just in case.
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