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If he'd have parked with his bumper on the sign someone bigger than a Yaris could have parked in front

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    $80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

  • Longhornstampede
    Longhornstampede

    So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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On 5/6/2019 at 10:35 PM, elfenix said:

If he'd have parked with his bumper on the sign someone bigger than a Yaris could have parked in front

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Fucking hate parking downtown Houston for this very reason. 

Do they not paint parking spaces in Houston?

Do they not paint parking spaces in Houston?
Not for parallel
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On 5/19/2019 at 10:08 PM, elfenix said:
On 5/13/2019 at 3:43 PM, RPM said:
Do they not paint parking spaces in Houston?

Not for parallel

Painting for parallel would, in fact, be a gross mismanagement of city funds. Houston has enough of that already. 

Thanks a lot fuckhead. There were plenty of other places to park your soccer mom grocery getter.

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^^ Shitty parking spaces doesn’t help that. Even if she were inside the line, you still wouldn’t be able to open the door

She (I assume) wedged her land yacht in between me and a column, when there were plenty of other and bigger places to park. Just shitty.

37 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

^^ Shitty parking spaces doesn’t help that. Even if she were inside the line, you still wouldn’t be able to open the door

You can't even see the line on the left side of the vehicle, and she's on the line on the right side, and you're defending that?

Thanks a lot fuckhead. There were plenty of other places to park your soccer mom grocery getter.

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Why does the Suburban still have air in the tires?

I just noticed: honorable mention to the Jeep in front of me.

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

You can't even see the line on the left side of the vehicle, and she's on the line on the right side, and you're defending that?

That's fair. I was only pointing out that they could've been a few inches to the left, equally as far from the line as Buzz, and he still wouldn't be able to open his door. I'm just assuming Buzz was perfectly centered in his spot. 

Of course he was, he’s a true Surly asshole, and Surly assholes do not do assholey shit like that.

Suburban soccer mom is a goddamned thoughtless bitch.

37 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

In her defense, you drive an Audi.

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21 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

That's fair. I was only pointing out that they could've been a few inches to the left, equally as far from the line as Buzz, and he still wouldn't be able to open his door. I'm just assuming Buzz was perfectly centered in his spot. 

I'm pretty sure I could have gotten my door open if she was as far away as I was, but yeah it was a tight parking deck. Makes it even worse that she shoehorned it in there (in a half empty deck).

3 hours ago, Big D said:

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I’m gonna have to rule in favor of the driver here. Anytime you have such a heavily upgraded Aztec, you’ve earned the right to park however the fuck you want.  

You have to mark the ingress for emergency vehicles in some areas - local code....markings show that this is the access path for fire trucks to a building.  

In a parking lot with about 10 spaces... wouldn't want that fresh paint job ruined! 

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assigned parking?  i'm assuming dude (or his office, whatever) bought both, specifically to do that. 

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

assigned parking?  i'm assuming dude (or his office, whatever) bought both, specifically to do that. 

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Lady in the wagon couldn't figure out how to put her car back in gear after getting pushed out of the car wash. Sat there for a couple minutes.

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Not sure what is worse, the shitty parking job or the shitty Hyundai 

Utard/Donkey fan with a Carmax advertising platform in Reno.

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Is that like way in the back of a lot?  Not many spaces?

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caught these 2 winners at the local building supply store

there was a 3rd one that was worse with a wrap for a local apartment complex on it, but my cam did not get the pic for some reason (screen was not showing well and the guy was loading his crap as I walked by)

the white truck was pulling away also as I took that pic

 

On 7/22/2019 at 8:59 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Obviously slipped on the banana peel.

That's obviously a pedicure slipper. Have some class.

Stunning and breathtaking.

Parking garage? check

Space at end of row? check

"Compact only" check

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Also, the exit is to the trucks left.

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Couple recent ones:

DGAF

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Today at the office (the black car is mine)

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Twofer in downtown Houston

 

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On 8/19/2019 at 4:06 PM, ButtFumble said:

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How does one end up with a Jeep that fucked up?  Do you go to some mod shop and just ask them to make your Jeep look it has Down's syndrome?  WTF?

16 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

How does one end up with a Jeep that fucked up?  Do you go to some mod shop and just ask them to make your Jeep look it has Down's syndrome?  WTF?

It's apparently a Jeep thing and we just wouldn't understand.

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