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1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Team seems… uninspired.

How can you be when your offense is complete ass.

so instead of having the ball at mid field we're deep in our own end. good job whoever decided to bring the house.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

we got lucky their receiver dropped the ball.

 

 

time for another niblett return fuckup 

How can you see into the future?

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Roughing vs contact? Didn't hit the leg as it was extended. He fell over the defenders on the ground.  Should have been 5

Kicker was vulnerable and was hit with his leg extended that’s going to be 15 every time 

I think making the playoffs let us overlook all our frustrations with this coaching staff which are showing up again. Especially Banks whose unites consistently suck.  

Just now, ztejas said:

Yeah and a 1st round NFL draft pick that you didn't mention. And an NFL tight end. 

Go be a dipshit in the Quinn thread.

Lmao forgot about Golden and Helm

classic thatguy 

3 minutes ago, Gravy Train said:

Having a really difficult time recalling the last time we successfully blocked a punt where instead every effort nets contact and a penalty.

It definitely feels like it's one step forward, three steps back for each one we manage to successfully block.

Looks like every single aspect of the team was overrated by media and website guys once again.  Kool-aid stains on us all

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

their QB is as bad as Arch 😉

Impossible 

Just now, Bodowned said:

Scudero is better than any WR on our roster. He can actually beat coverage.


Their offensive line is creating more running room than ours too. Good thing their QB is as accurate as Arch. 

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

Yeah like we don't need blocked punts to beat this shitass team. Just play soundly. Fucking dipshit call to do that.

It was fine, Taafe almost got to it. Muhammad just shouldn't do a dumbass alligator roll into the punter for no reason

Niblet dying to fumble ball on that punt. Just fair catch it. Jesus. 
 

This team playing with their food and are just being fucking stupid

so far

OC SS = GDGD.......shit is so unimaginative and slow to develop......on the pass that Wingo just let drop (why catch it his checks have cashed) there were receivers that stopped and turned and face the LOS 2 yards short of the first down......plus all the slow passes to the flat 3 yards behind the LOS

Jeff Banks needs his face chewed off by a rabid monkey 

this team lacks any enthusiasm they need more clapping from Sark and some juice boxes and orange slices at half for sure 

Banks and Flood gotta be 2 of the most over rated assistant coaches in the country 

Did one of these dipshit announcers say Banks was one of the best st coaches in the country? Fucking retards. Two points against that in a span of 10 minutes.

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

their QB is as bad as Arch 😉

Well his family was the Mannings of their high school.

Pass rush is also disappointing.  

Aspects of this team that aren’t disappointing thus far:
Punter
Pom Squad

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Our offense is struggling and our defense is all world … READ THE FUCKING ROOM SARK!! Don’t take unnecessary chances, take the field position, take the points. 

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this the team yall were so enamored about all off-season??

Part of me feels like this offense needs something to just go really right for them to unfuck their minds....then the other part of me see what looks to be just a shitty offense.

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Get the pizza ordered for the rain delay

I’m not hungry anymore. 

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Serious. Fire Jeff Banks. 

But they said he was one of the best in the business....based on...I'm not sure.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Yeah and a 1st round NFL draft pick that you didn't mention. And an NFL tight end. 

Go be a dipshit in the Quinn thread.

Gotta love people that talk shit on the internet but wouldn't do it to your face. Typical. 

First down run up the middle for 2 yards second down incomplete pass third down short comp completion punt here we go

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Serious. Fire Jeff Banks. 

At the very least turn off his headset

The offense needed to go to one of those team building courses or something over the offseason because they do not seem to be on the same page at all.  

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1 minute ago, MrBig said:

I blame the humann logo 

Shocked it doesn't read huMANNING 

Went from having the ball on their 45 to inside our 10 yard line. 
 

field position. Yay

Hey, we may not be good enough to hang with SJSU, but at least Tre Wisner has 488337883 lbs of bling.  #winning.

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

How can you see into the future?

hint:

 

over the air broadcast on average is 7-10 seconds ahead of the cable, and who knows how much ahead of the streaming services. 

If this keeps up I’ll be up all night again after sleeping off another “game drunk” all afternoon.

Part of me feels like this offense needs something to just go really right for them to unfuck their minds....then the other part of me see what looks to be just a shitty offense.

We saw things snowball for the worse in 2010.

Alright who’s going to start the thread to get rid of Banks. He’s a proven idiot and net negative at this point. Don’t care about recruiting, we can find recruiters out there who don’t actively torpedo our on the field product. He has no business calling plays or coaching in any regard. His unit has gotten worse every year in all facets. 

1 minute ago, Cap Hooked said:

It was fine, Taafe almost got to it. Muhammad just shouldn't do a dumbass alligator roll into the punter for no reason

"It was fine, Geigger almost got to it"

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