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3 minutes ago, squeegeedegg said:

Goddamn, Simmons is not taking being the #1 edge well

Almost as good as we took the #1 ranking 

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Other than the defense forcing turnovers, there was not a lot to like in that first half. SJSU is terrible. The OL can’t consistently run block, penalty issues and Arch is extremely inconsistent.

Is it just me, or has SJSU qb made more impressive throws than arch?

2 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Got fucking lucky.   Sloppy ass shit.  

No we didn’t. We’re bad but we’re better than a shitty team.

2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Why is leaping a penalty?

Because Jesse Palmer is a

complete fucktard

Team is just being way too cavalier because of the opponent IMO.

I hope you’re right

That was nothing but luck onj our part. 

Defense is really solid. Jaggy and Endries are dope. Arch can't pass to Wingo if a gun here to his head and a bowling ball were about to be shoved up his asshole. Moore is doing well. McCutcheon looked good with his time, 

Edit: our o-line, in four fucking years under Flood, STILL can't understand how penalties work.  It's both astonishingly stupid, yet science should study them. 

Edited by William Bludworth

Can we please remove Niblett from the PR team? The dude sucks and has cost the team in both games in huge field position.

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Just now, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Simmons is heading for a sophomore slump unless he turns it around soon. I don’t even know how to feel about this half. Happy with the TDs but dang some throws were rough. We started to run it at the end but they started to move it at the end. C+ half?

Trash!!! 

4 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Arch is Chris Simms

Hope so

He really does wince in pain every time he throws. Is that just his tick or is there something wrong with his shoulder? 

Shit is concerning.

1. We aren’t running the ball well.

2. Our QB is a fucking mess.

3. Team is dumb as shit.

4. D-line is a sieve.

5. Too many holes in the secondary.

6. Punt returner is a pussy.

All this against vaunted SJSU.

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9 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

Is Jesse Palmer worse than Tim Brando? Its close.

John Candy No GIF by Laff

Brando is not only a 1st class douche but is also Tillman's pillow biter.

2 minutes ago, BarthHollamew said:

I am starting to wonder if demonic forces are involved in our woes inside the 15 yard line.  Sark needs an exorcist.  His inability to dial up scores close to the end zone is one of life’s great mysteries.  

 

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Discipline comes from the coaches.

Or these players are just football player stupid.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

We look fucking awful. If SJSU didnt have the lucky ass turnovers. It would be like 14-14 right now

Uh… most of those turnovers were created by Texas.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

We look fucking awful. If SJSU didnt have the lucky ass turnovers. It would be like 14-14 right now

Your the original Helo. Never change Gaylord Focker 

Questions: Does this team need emotion to maximize effort, and can they manufacture that w/o the crowd.  Arch?  Mechanics and decision-making.  We hoped he was a Ferrari out of the gate, but he’s clearly got young QB issues to work out.  WR’s?  So white (sorry, I had to 😁), but seriously, there are questions there.  Time to have a look at some of the youngsters or is Sark afraid that might affect Wingo’s confidence?  Endries?…….Like what I see.  Run blocking feels like it’s continuing to be a problem.  3rd downs need higher conversion.  Too many penalties

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I would take Eget today over Arch. No hyperbole. 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Hope so

2002 Simms was great 

I've seen worse halfs of Texas football.

The entire team is playing sloppy. Did they just party all week and forgot to practice ?

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Why is Sark allergic to establishing the run?

We were moving it on the last series finally then we passed for an INT 

2 minutes ago, Hornin04 said:

Is it just me, or has SJSU qb made more impressive throws than arch?

Some yes, but his WRs are also catching the ball (or in one case, not catching it but still making a ridiculous effort)

1 minute ago, WashHorn said:

I would take Eget today over Arch. No hyperbole. 

I'd take SJSU in general. I think they have a good chance to win the SEC this season. 

  • No discipline
  • Struggling to run
  • Penalties
  • Horrible Special Teams... Catch the fucking punt
  • Poor execution
  • Disappointing OL

 

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7 minutes ago, squeegeedegg said:

Goddamn, Simmons is not taking being the #1 edge well

He was #1 last year

I feel pretty confident we are going to win this game unless the SJSU coach employs the Caucasian nickel defense in the 2nd half.  5 white walk on dbs that will confuse Arch as to where he should throw the ball.

3 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

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11/18 186 4 TD 1 INT

 

 

yeah, he fucking sucks

Because he was finally able to hit the guys striding wide open? He’s accuracy and decision making are dogshit right now. Maybe he gets better but his stats mean nothing against this team. We’re winning the turnover battle 4-0 through 2 quarters and only have 28 points against a bad team. 

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Questions: Does this team need emotion to maximize effort, and can they manufacture that w/o the crowd.  Arch?  Mechanics and decision-making.  We hoped he was a Ferrari out of the gate, but he’s clearly got young QB issues to work out.  WR’s?  So white (sorry, I had to 😁), but seriously, there are questions there.  Time to have a look at some of the youngsters or is Sark afraid that might affect Wingo’s confidence.  Endries?…….Like what I see.  Run blocking feels like it’s continuing to be a problem.  

Specifically, Arch with his mechanics and decision making: mechanics can and should be fixed during the week and decision making can only really be done and experienced during games. Kids got talent and thought he could still make that throw. Now he knows to take the sack or throw it away

5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

He really does wince in pain every time he throws. Is that just his tick or is there something wrong with his shoulder? 

Definitely looks like he's playing through a shoulder injury.

He's not sidearming it as much as last week, so hopefully he's improving.  But he's definitely been caught grimacing on the replay a couple of times.  An announcing team worth a shit would have pointed it out.

 

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Why is Sark allergic to establishing the run?

I think we need to be a run first team.
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

An announcing team worth a shit would have pointed it out.

Roger Wallace pointed it out on the radio 

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Specifically, Arch with his mechanics and decision making: mechanics can and should be fixed during the week and decision making can only really be done and experienced during games. Kids got talent and thought he could still make that throw. Now he knows to take the sack or throw it away

We shall see. I'm still skeptical. 

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:


I think we need to be a run first team.

100% this. I was about to post the same thing. We have the talent to do so. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

An announcing team worth a shit would have pointed it out.

"What a catch he made, holding the ball with one hand against the back of Kobe Black's head, while laying out of bounds! Whaaaaat?? They ruled that incomplete???" 

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Am I the only one that thinks the offense looks better when Stroh isn't in?

No. He's bad to very bad. 

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