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It’s not good when we are trying to get the ball to Parker Livingstone in space so he can make a play.  He’s a straight line guy.  Who do we have that can make somebody miss?  Hint:  it rhymes with gobuddy

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Just now, BurgleBro said:

They telegraphed it.   He even had plenty of time for a quick read with feet set. 

The TE got beat like his momma caught him.  The other issue is why are the routes we're running so long?  It's like if it's not some silly WR screen, they're all long set up routes.  Again, my feeling is we lack quick speed or small field explosion which is mainly what we had last year.  Now we're flipped we have a ton of long speed, long striders.  Missing Blue and Golden with their explosive plays.  

I might have to break out a mild sipping tequila

Team, coaches, fans in the stands don’t seem to be in the game, not caring at all 

I will try to offer a contrary point of view

I would love to see some cleaner play at spots, but you all realize whether we like it or not, games like this, ESPECIALLY after a game like last week, are really glorified practice.  These players know they are way better, they ain't getting up for this shit as much as we want them to. 

I'm not saying it turns this way but Notre Dame went to the title game last year after dicking around and losing to NIU.  Georgia played with their Kent State food a few years ago and went on to win a title.  It's just the way it is.  

Or

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Sark’s play calling brain seems to fall out when we are inside the 15 yard line … on either end of the field. Ours, or theirs.

Is Banks actually good at coaching anything? 
Pole dancing???
1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

Was just texting someone that this looks like a Cheez-It or Texas Bowl type of year

Yup.  OL can’t move San Jose State, Arch looks like a talented true freshman, RBs can’t break a tackle. Not a good recipe for the SEC 

This team is inexperienced. They've shown flashes today. They get 2 more tune-ups before their next test.

Let's not throw in the towel on the season yet you goofballs.

2 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Offense just got so stagnant. Everyone knew that’s a blitzing down. Terrible

Arch didn't seem to know 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

This is legit 2010 Garret Gilbert 

I'm honestly starting to think the same. That's a dark, dark place to be. I've seen absolutely nothing from Arch to show me he's "the guy". 

FSU has 70 points in the 3rd qtr against a pulse and we are struggling with our cupcake 

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

I will try to offer a contrary point of view

I would love to see some cleaner play at spots, but you all realize whether we like it or not, games like this, ESPECIALLY after a game like last week, are really glorified practice.  These players know they are way better, they ain't getting up for this shit as much as we want them to. 

I'm not saying it turns this way but Notre Dame went to the title game last year after dicking around and losing to NIU.  Georgia played with their Kent State food a few years ago and went on to win a title.  It's just the way it is.  

Or

Panic Omg GIF

We are literally tripping on our own dicks in practice. 

2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

The TE got beat like his momma caught him.  The other issue is why are the routes we're running so long?  It's like if it's not some silly WR screen, they're all long set up routes.  Again, my feeling is we lack quick speed or small field explosion which is mainly what we had last year.  Now we're flipped we have a ton of long speed, long striders.  Missing Blue and Golden with their explosive plays.  

We used to complain about too many check downs to the flats but we need more of that it seems.

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Feels so out of sync... and the play calling seems crazy for position. We were running the ball well, why not keep doing what is working until they make us stop it. Especially when we are deep in our own end of the field. 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This is legit 2010 Garret Gilbert 

Okay definitely not that bad

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

It’s not good when we are trying to get the ball to Parker Livingstone in space so he can make a play.  He’s a straight line guy.  Who do we have that can make somebody miss?  Hint:  it rhymes with gobuddy

Ryan Niblett

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Just FYI, Gerry Hamilton said Jordan Washington will play on Sundays. You know the guy who is clueless blocking and catching. 

Banks also said he would be a superstar or some shit lol

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

FSU has 70 points in the 3rd qtr against a pulse and we are struggling with our cupcake 

To be fair East Texas is below cupcake.   

Just now, Wishbone said:

Sark’s play calling brain seems to fall out when we are inside the 15 yard line … on either end of the field. Ours, or theirs.

Sark turns into my stubborn wife trying to do shit the hard way just to prove everyone wrong and ends up making herself look like an ass.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

This team is inexperienced. They've shown flashes today. They get 2 more tune-ups before their next test.

Let's not throw in the towel on the season yet you goofballs.

Flashes of what, exactly?

Who has flashed other than Jaggerson?

Just now, texastroubadour said:

Jesse Palmer is a beating 

To be fair, he is having to watch this game..

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

It’s not good when we are trying to get the ball to Parker Livingstone in space so he can make a play.  He’s a straight line guy.  Who do we have that can make somebody miss?  Hint:  it rhymes with gobuddy

Well, Moore got taken out on the last drive. 

and we dont recognize that SJSU has to go for it here on 4th so we burn a TO. 

 

yeah we are up 24... but thats basic shit.    

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I will try to offer a contrary point of view

I would love to see some cleaner play at spots, but you all realize whether we like it or not, games like this, ESPECIALLY after a game like last week, are really glorified practice.  These players know they are way better, they ain't getting up for this shit as much as we want them to. 

I'm not saying it turns this way but Notre Dame went to the title game last year after dicking around and losing to NIU.  Georgia played with their Kent State food a few years ago and went on to win a title.  It's just the way it is.  

Or

Panic Omg GIF

And a shit ton of players are getting time in this game

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

FSU has 70 points in the 3rd qtr against a pulse and we are struggling with our cupcake 

East Texas aggy is a pulse?  In what world?

Just now, Stunns38 said:

I guess they won’t call holds on them

Holding for me, not for thee.

 

Longhorn football 2009 to today.

Team, coaches, fans in the stands don’t seem to be in the game, not caring at all 

I’m one of them. My give-a-shit is near zero.
Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

To be fair East Texas is below cupcake.   

True but fsu was 2-10 and we are coming off back to back playoffs number 1 team lol

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

Flashes of what, exactly?

Who has flashed other than Jaggerson?

Endries and the linebackers 

Finally going to have some coaching turnover this offseason 

Just now, chemHORN said:

We have a lot of talent and nobody to coach them.  

So much this

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

East Texas aggy is a pulse?  In what world?

Stop quoting Sgt Hulk. Guy is a moron who likes talking to himself

3 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Lotta pants-pissing going on in this thread.  

No one does grumpiness with a 24-point lead like Surly.  It would be awesome satire if people didn't mean it.

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