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It's not a real drive if there's not at least one pass behind the LOS that nets no yards.

So 16 penalties to 5 this year with SEC refs doing both games.  Fuck the SEC.  Yes, I get most of ours are deserved, but 5 penalties in 8 quarters against the opposition?

That's at least 2 touchbacks today.  He's no Dicko

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Sark is terrible with more than 10 to go 

We’re fucked whenever he squats down with the clipboard
1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

Nice! Lefau is such a fucking baller. He's all business. 

Radical Liona. All business....all the time.

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1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Sark is terrible with more than 10 to go 

You hate Texas football, so it's cool.

So 16 penalties to 5 this year with SEC refs doing both games.  Fuck the SEC.  Yes, I get most of ours are deserved, but 5 penalties in 8 quarters against the opposition?

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Has Washington ever caught a football? Like is there video evidence?

Jesus fuck, bro.

He caught one that drive 

Just now, BurntEyes said:

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Notice the TOP as well. Penalties and not understanding controlling the clock are staples of Sark ball

They need to have a lot more practice emphasis with regard to “not shooting themselves in the dick” reps.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Just get the dude out of the game...nothing more to be gained.

I'm not sure who you're talking about. 

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

Any time an offensive player has to block it’s shitty

We went from 2 years of lightning fast, great route running, great blocking WR with great hands to this. 

The offensive line is a real problem. I’m not sure what the in season fix is but we need to sign 3-4 guys in the portal in January. That position needs the urgency that defensive tackle got this past offseason. 
 

 

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

So 16 penalties to 5 this year with SEC refs doing both games.  Fuck the SEC.  Yes, I get most of ours are deserved, but 5 penalties in 8 quarters against the opposition?

We dont exactly draw them

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Arch has the touch of a rapist

Holy shit….Pedro Pascal Laughing GIF by Crafture

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

GODDAMN GREG DAVIS

you can take gdgd out of a team, but you can never take a team out of gdgd

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

So 16 penalties to 5 this year with SEC refs doing both games.  Fuck the SEC.  Yes, I get most of ours are deserved, but 5 penalties in 8 quarters against the opposition?

Maybe we should stop committing them

1 minute ago, FOXHOUND said:

RT just watching the DE fly by. 

Well he practiced that last week, getting really great at it 

Baker is bad. He's young but that was awful. Niblitt should be cut. Sark needs a real OC.

Just now, Hook1997 said:

You gotta score more than 38 on this team…

Whoa whoa whoa. Calm down turbo 

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Sark is terrible with more than 10 to go 

that was one of the things that made Colt sooo different than most other QBs.

3rd and 10 with him and you knew he had a 60/40 shot of converting and another 10% chance of getting so close to the marker that we would just go for it on 4th

After everything that’s been made known about how sophisticated sign stealing is in college football, I’m still confused why Sark doesn’t do more to try and obscure his mouth on the sideline. 

Just now, BERT said:

He caught one that drive 

Sorry I'm watching two games.

The drops are still bad. 

Tom Herman’s ball control offense from 2018 would take this team farther than this shitty offense 

Just now, chemHORN said:

We dont exactly draw them

Well, I saw plenty of examples of holding last week compared to what we were called for this week.

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Notice the TOP as well. Penalties and not understanding controlling the clock are staples of Sark ball

That and talking misdirection while never fucking using it. 

Just now, WBT said:

Maybe we should stop committing them

Hence the "most of ours are deserved".  Doesn't mean the other team is playing entirely clean.

Just now, Wishbone said:

They need to have a lot more practice emphasis with regard to “not shooting themselves in the dick” reps.

Oh whatever. You can just take the Longhorn off the uniforms at that point.

This is Texas, dammit. 

The offensive line is a real problem. I’m not sure what the in season fix is but we need to sign 3-4 guys in the portal in January. That position needs the urgency that defensive tackle got this past offseason. 
 
 

I was so pissed that we were too arrogant to not even take 1 portal OL.
1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:

We went from 2 years of lightning fast, great route running, great blocking WR with great hands to this. 

There’s at least one poster here who disagrees with you…

1 minute ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Is there really nobody more serviceable at Right Tackle? 

Would like to see some Nick Brooks. See what he’s got. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Penalty yards are 105 to 15.

Sure.

There's no way they've held against superior athletes and not been called for it.

That's just silly.

Looking like 9-3 or 8-4 if they don't get a lot better. Not a playoff team at this point.

Just now, D_Goose said:

After everything that’s been made known about how sophisticated sign stealing is in college football, I’m still confused why Sark doesn’t do more to try and obscure his mouth on the sideline. 

Cause the DC's don't need to steal reads, they already know?

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

You gotta score more than 38 on this team…

maybe we don't want to 

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