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  • For the love of God Michigan please fuck these sorry ass sons of bitches up and humble them early in the season so that they know they're in for yet another losing season. 😏

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    Mateer will get killed running like that against us

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Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Looks like something that’s gonna happen in Dallas 

How’s that dick taste

Just now, BurgleBro said:

At what point do we admit Mateer is clutch on 3rd down

If/when he does it against us

Just now, BurgleBro said:

At what point do we admit Mateer is clutch on 3rd down

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This game is boring.  Switching to the greatest movie ever:  The Goonies!

Fight me!!!

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All these Texas branded commercials have to be driving our rivals nuts

They run meatchicken’s O better

Gonna be a problem this year. Won’t be a cake walk like it has been 

Sheron just always looks so shellshocked and regarded when they get scored on damn what a pussy

But, the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this.
 

OU suckssssssss!!!!!!!!!

That's likely it for Michigan. Their offensive coaches have no desire to actually let Underwood do anything.

“BANG” what a great block (it was clearly holding)

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9 minutes ago, theBigHen said:

They’re trying their hardest to make this kid look good lol. 

It's working... Mateer playing pretty well

Gonna be a problem this year. Won’t be a cake walk like it has been 

It’s rarely a cakewalk. We’ll hit him hard like Bomar.

I like the fake hand off to no running back play 

Went back to reread the OU league average take from CTj.  Just to make sure it was OU and not ok state he was writing about 

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1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:


It’s rarely a cakewalk. We’ll hit him hard like Bomar.

Texas  defense is gonna fuck him up. 

He'll quit the game.

3 hours ago, Foosters said:

First bet I've placed on a sporting event in like 3 years. Go blue.

Edit: that sounds like I'm a gambling addict. I'm not a gambling addict 

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This offensive play calling makes sark last week like like a fucking Mensa level Savant 

Just now, Horn80 said:

TVs in Michigan being broken now.

This is different from other nights in Michigan?

 

Ok, one more chance for a three and out. 

Michigan is the same team from last year that struggled.  Why they were even ranked going in to the season is questionable 

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Michigan has a chance

lol to go three and out sure 

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

Michigan is the same team from last year that struggled.  Why they were even ranked going in to the season is questionable 

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Bringing a KO out from the goal line is probably the stupidest decision in CFB.  And would bet there is a mountain of data to verify this.  And yet idiot special teams coaches ignore it.

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