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Man, it looks like Minn should have a huge running lane, and then it goes for just a couple of yards or a loss. 

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    Every time I watch Derrick Henry run I get more ragey at Jerruh Jones. Talk about a colossal miss on an amazing game changing player that has had amazing longevity. Fuck you Jerry. 

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Unless the first game is a one off it looks like Detroit and Minnesota will be fighting to be the basement of their division. Green Bay will likely win it BUT Chicago now has a real coach so might be an interesting battle for first place. 

23 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

bermans fastest 3 minutes is still top notch. Old mans still got it

Then you will love a 4:00 am comedian act in a seedy lounge in LV.

Is it just me or does the NFL seem like a dumpster fire of a mess compared to before? I've watched a bunch more than usual and it really just doesn't seem like the old product which was pretty incredible almost every play. 

Like are all the coaches in the NFL just fucking regarded now? 

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Is it just me or does the NFL seem like a dumpster fire of a mess compared to before? I've watched a bunch more than usual and it really just doesn't seem like the old product which was pretty incredible almost every play. 

Like are all the coaches in the NFL just fucking regarded now? 

Did you watch last night's game?

Just now, Dahobbs said:

why on earth challenge that?

This.  Dude is instantly down upon contact.

13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Unless the first game is a one off it looks like Detroit and Minnesota will be fighting to be the basement of their division. Green Bay will likely win it BUT Chicago now has a real coach so might be an interesting battle for first place. 

I’m not ready to write off Detroit after one game

10 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Just you. 

He's been distracted by the Uber Crisis.

14 minutes ago, immamac said:

Is it just me or does the NFL seem like a dumpster fire of a mess compared to before? I've watched a bunch more than usual and it really just doesn't seem like the old product which was pretty incredible almost every play. 

Like are all the coaches in the NFL just fucking regarded now? 

Week 1. A lot fewer practices and offseason camps than back in the day. They barely practice in pads or hit and nobody really plays much in the preseason. 

1 minute ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

After almost 3 quarters of one game as a starter I am ready to label JJ McCarthy a bust

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45 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

bermans fastest 3 minutes is still top notch. Old mans still got it

This take is so bad I had to double-check to see if it was posted by Helobius.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

This game is like two hobos fucking in a rail car 

Right before they meet their end at the bottom of an area lake, right?

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Right before they meet their end at the bottom of an area lake, right?

Well done 

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Right before they meet their end at the bottom of an area lake, right?

Nah shit floats. No one has time sink hobos by tying them to cinder blocks to keep them hidden. It’s imperative to make it look like “drugged out hobo drowns nothing to see here” to fool all the experts into thinking the drownings aren’t connected man. 

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22 hours ago, ztejas said:

Minus the multiple super bowls

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2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Ready for my Vikes to let me get my hopes up before dashing them into a million pieces sometime around November. Skol.1617fb7754008df1017a20cf3035285a.jpg

Oof

 checked the stats because I’d assumed this game would be dog shit

73yds passing for JJ?

 May not even get the lift on the tide before the drop my dude

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Nah shit floats. No one has time sink hobos by tying them to cinder blocks to keep them hidden. It’s imperative to make it look like “drugged out hobo drowns nothing to see here” to fool all the experts into thinking the drownings aren’t connected man. 

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Ah the classic go for 2 way too early with a dog shit qb move

Most of the smart coaches know that it’s best to sit a rookie QB for a year like they did with Mahomes. I know JJ looked good last year in the preseason before his knee injury it will take a while to get him into a rhythm. Also as I type this he gets a TD. Finally some fucking offense. And he got clobbered on that flagged two point attempt. 
 

it will take a couple of games for him to get into a rhythm. 
 

what is with the creepy camera on Chicago coach man? 

30 minutes ago, immamac said:

Is it just me or does the NFL seem like a dumpster fire of a mess compared to before? I've watched a bunch more than usual and it really just doesn't seem like the old product which was pretty incredible almost every play. 

Like are all the coaches in the NFL just fucking regarded now? 

Part of it has to be their complete disregard for the preseason besides testing out the camp guys.  Back in the day you'd have the starters actually play awhile and get back in the groove.  Now they're so worried about dudes getting injured the starters will hardly play at all.  So Week 1 is the first real action these guys have seen in a year.  

That was just a solid fucking tackle by the bears on that 2 Pt conversion. So many times you see the bigger guy plow over the db and fall into the endzone. 

Like a light switch, Vikings playing good now.

given how the NFL loves to retread, it will be saying something if Flores doesn't get another shot at a HC position, but he really should consider a LeBeau like career

this is going to be a trying year for Justin Jefferson

Vikings were dead for like 90% of this game

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