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1 minute ago, Deej said:

They both have/had guys who were sexually inapropriate with massage therapists.

They both play football in backwater shit holes of America.

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5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

They both play football in backwater shit holes of America.

Baltimore is a lot of things, but it isn't backwater. 

251 was a yard short of the most passing yards in a quarter in NFL history. Brady had 252 in 2009, Boomer Esiason had 252 in 1996. 

And I had him in prize picks going north of 230. By the start of 4th I was pissed off.  

37 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Give the ravens the ball back with 22 seconds left?

It worked, so they get to be geniuses, but, if your margin for error for running your kick team out there perfectly, lining up, and having the kicker set up without rushing is less than 2 seconds, then the odds of something slowing you down slightly is much greater than Baltimore getting into field goal range with 20 seconds and no timeouts.

But ballsy as fuck to trust your guys enough to execute when a second and half later and you've committed one of the biggest completely self-inflicted blunders in recent memory.

It worked, so they get to be geniuses, but, if your margin for error for running your kick team out there perfectly, lining up, and having the kicker set up without rushing is less than 2 seconds, then the odds of something slowing you down slightly is much greater than Baltimore getting into field goal range with 20 seconds and no timeouts.
But ballsy as fuck to trust your guys enough to execute when a second and half later and you've committed one of the biggest completely self-inflicted blunders in recent memory.

There’s obviously some sort of mass sub/alarm drill they work on. The bills kinda lollygagged a little..prater was still lining up his shit with like 8 seconds left, probably should’ve been done with that 5-7 seconds prior. Think they started with 27 seconds or something

Glad to see the dipshit bills fan banned indefinitely for pushing hopskins.  Man fans need to get fked up for this. This BS attacks on athletes etc I’m ok with Lamar checking that pos 

5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Damn, you boozed up at 2 Central on a Monday? 

You not?

Interesting. 

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The Jacksonville Jaguars are trading veteran running back Tank Bigsby to the Philadelphia Eagles in exchange for 2026 fifth- and sixth-round picks, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter on Monday night.

Bigsby had five carries for 12 yards Sunday, in the Jaguars' season-opening 26-10 victory over the Carolina Panthers. Starter Travis Etienne Jr. carried the bulk of the load for Jacksonville, posting 143 yards on 16 carries.

Bigsby, 23, a 2023 third-round pick out of Auburn, has 910 yards and nine touchdowns on the ground in his three years in the NFL. 

Ready for my Vikes to let me get my hopes up before dashing them into a million pieces sometime around November. Skol.1617fb7754008df1017a20cf3035285a.jpg

We at least have some Peyton and Eli which is nice. I been reading that Go Long article on Caleb Williams and it sounds like he was a total asshole all last year. less victim of a bad situation with coaching and more of a pot stirring Diva and problems that stem from ownership. 
 

shocker. I know 😂 

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We at least have some Peyton and Eli which is nice. I been reading that Go Long article on Caleb Williams and it sounds like he was a total asshole all last year. less victim of a bad situation with coaching and more of a pot stirring Diva and problems that stem from ownership. 
 

shocker. I know 😂 

Was?

I was expecting Minny to look better. Not the best start, 

 

Peyton looks like he’s getting chunky. 

5 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Was?

They will all think he's a lot less of an asshole if he keeps leading drives like that one.

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

They will all think he's a lot less of an asshole if he keeps leading drives like that one.

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damn... imagine living in New Orleans for your first 8 years of life, and then having to move to Minneapolis because dad took a job in MN....

that level of cold must have caused all the rest of the Mannings to GTFO in Nov or sooner

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Talk about failing upwards.

I’ll give him a chance, but I never understood the J.J. McCarthy hype.  When I watched that Michigan team two years ago, it always felt like Harbaugh wanted to keep the game out of his hands until he absolutely had to.  Yes, I know Harbaugh likes to run the rock, but I just had the feeling that Harbaugh didn’t trust him.  On the other side of the analysis, O’Connell put a lot of faith in McCarthy letting Darnold walk after the year he had (or perhaps O’Connell and management simply chose the rookie contract).  McCarthy is certainly surrounded by a plethora of weapons so if he fails, it’s on him.  Surprise me kid.

5 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Both of these teams have a solid foundation, and two absolute losers at QB. 

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30 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

I’ll give him a chance, but I never understood the J.J. McCarthy hype.  When I watched that Michigan team two years ago, it always felt like Harbaugh wanted to keep the game out of his hands until he absolutely had to.  Yes, I know Harbaugh likes to run the rock, but I just had the feeling that Harbaugh didn’t trust him.  On the other side of the analysis, O’Connell put a lot of faith in McCarthy letting Darnold walk after the year he had (or perhaps O’Connell and management simply chose the rookie contract).  McCarthy is certainly surrounded by a plethora of weapons so if he fails, it’s on him.  Surprise me kid.

How much hype was there around him? I don't follow much of the Draft so a legitimate question. JJ McCarthy seems like a below average QB at best. No idea why Minnesota took him with a 1st rd pick. His talent can be found at the back end of any draft. He just happened to be on a very loaded team who could mask how much he sucked. 

both of these teams suck ass.

I’m even more confused as to why people were hyping the Vikings. JJ looks like a dude that won games by handing off. 

Just now, 4th&Five said:

I’m even more confused as to why people were hyping the Vikings. JJ looks like a dude that won games by handing off. 

Meanwhile that “other” JJ can’t be happy w/ 1 for 4yds

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

JJ  making Viking fans miss Sam Darnold

hey, he threw a completion for a TD...

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