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#5951

I just don’t get it with these Christian nationals. I did a religious school and could barely keep my eyes open in grade school listening to that Moses shit. Even as a young kid I’m like that shit is fake as hell. Plus Jesus kinda struck me as kind of a pussy. 

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#5952

Rogan has swallowed all the misinformation and thinks Robinson could be a patsy.  Like clockwork. 

ROGAN: “They said that [Tyler Robinson] took it apart and then put it back together again. Shut the f**k up. Do you know how much time it would take … to disassemble a rifle so that you can get it in a backpack? And by the way, it’s not going to fit.”

 

#5954
30 minutes ago, EastHorn said:

Jesus used wheels. 

No, man.  Jesus TOOK the wheel.   That thievin' SOG (son of God).

#5955

Picked my mother up at the airport tonight and on the way home she is telling me about how her and her boss were talking and they don’t think he acted alone and what about the guys making hand gestures next to him. So that was a fun drive home. 

#5956
15 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Rogan has swallowed all the misinformation and thinks Robinson could be a patsy.  Like clockwork. 

ROGAN: “They said that [Tyler Robinson] took it apart and then put it back together again. Shut the f**k up. Do you know how much time it would take … to disassemble a rifle so that you can get it in a backpack? And by the way, it’s not going to fit.”

 

I wonder how many of these maga fake tough gun guys could make that shot.  Probably almost none of them. 

#5958
39 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Rogan has swallowed all the misinformation and thinks Robinson could be a patsy.  Like clockwork. 

ROGAN: “They said that [Tyler Robinson] took it apart and then put it back together again. Shut the f**k up. Do you know how much time it would take … to disassemble a rifle so that you can get it in a backpack? And by the way, it’s not going to fit.”

 

This could just be a gun nerd post in the DT thread

#5959

I asked my coworker what he did over the weekend, and he said he went to a memorial.

I told him I was sorry for his loss (thinking it was his aging FIL), but he said no, it was a memorial service for Charlie Kirk.

My coworker is a good guy and we get along as long as we don’t talk about politics. But he can’t help himself but to make things political if any conversation broaches climate change, science and the economy.

 

(He’s the one who said the sea level would only rise 2 inches if all the ice in the world melted.)

(The answer is actually over 200 feet, but he doesn’t believe the Antarctic ice cap is over a mile thick because scientists only said that to get grant money from the Biden administration, ignoring the fact that scientist have been saying this for years, even under non-Democratic administrations.)

#5960
17 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Weird, no mention of his beloved friend Charlie…

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Yes, Jimmy Kimmel's show is an illegal campaign contribution.  Another conspiracy cracked by the guy who doesn't know how to Google words he can't pronounce before he goes on national tv to say them, but at least he's not staring directly into eclipses anymore, I guess?

#5962
Weird, no mention of his beloved friend Charlie…
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One of those “this can’t be real” moments. 79 million people voted for this.
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#5963
8 minutes ago, Red Five said:


One of those “this can’t be real” moments. 79 million people voted for this.

Honestly, it’s pretty much all ‘can’t be real moments’.  And sadly that’s not an exaggeration.  Just remember nobody has ever beat Father Time…

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#5964
Kimmel: Brendan Carr is the most embarrassing Carr the Republican have embraced since the cybertruck

 

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#5965
2 hours ago, EastHorn said:

I just don’t get it with these Christian nationals. I did a religious school and could barely keep my eyes open in grade school listening to that Moses shit. Even as a young kid I’m like that shit is fake as hell. Plus Jesus kinda struck me as kind of a pussy. 

I think real Jesus was a badass.  The version you’re fed today is a shell of the real thing.  And I’m not religious at all.  
Christian Nationalists are basically the Radical Muslims they love to hate so much.   The whole sim has jumped the shark.  

#5967

Kimmel's two-segment monologue was worth watching.  He's not an intellectual, and he tends to get emotional at times (for years now), but I think he's a decent guy and he got some good points in.  Plus, DeNiro.

#5968
2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Kimmel's two-segment monologue was worth watching.  He's not an intellectual, and he tends to get emotional at times (for years now), but I think he's a decent guy and he got some good points in.  Plus, DeNiro.

Was a lot more "down the middle" than I expected with some flowers to some unexpecteds (e.g. Ted Cruz, Erica Kirk, etc.). I thought it was really good.

#5969
5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Kimmel's two-segment monologue was worth watching.  He's not an intellectual, and he tends to get emotional at times (for years now), but I think he's a decent guy and he got some good points in.  Plus, DeNiro.

Just now starting to watch.

 

#5971
27 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Just now starting to watch.

 

Well done Jimmy.  

#5973
3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

So much this.

And man, the cognitive dissonance to say "I'm not racist, and the people and policies I love aren't racist....but man....all the racists and white supremacists seem to love all the people and policies I support."  FFS.

Dude.  If you like the same people and policies that white supremacists like, what meaningful difference is there between you and white supremacists?  Hint: the answer is "none."

 

 

#5974
1 hour ago, Elvis said:

 

Rust was right.

and also a reminder just how long Shea Whigham has been in everything lol

 

1 hour ago, Vegas64 said:

Was a lot more "down the middle" than I expected with some flowers to some unexpecteds (e.g. Ted Cruz, Erica Kirk, etc.). I thought it was really good.

i thought it was fantastic, almost a perfect tone, and yes very conciliatory... but then he also didn't pull any punches talking about Carr, Trump, FCC bit...he played this just right imo.

DeNiro is 82 and can still do a funny bit well 😄

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#5975
12 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Totally normal response from the President of the United States

i mean, for the current President of the United States it is.

#5977
and then Glen Powell was on talking about the Horns and McConaughey!! [emoji1]

I’ve thought about this, and you know what? I bet Glen Powell can get the chicks.
#5978
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


I’ve thought about this, and you know what? I bet Glen Powell can get the chicks.

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#5979
Kimmel's two-segment monologue was worth watching.  He's not an intellectual, and he tends to get emotional at times (for years now), but I think he's a decent guy and he got some good points in.  Plus, DeNiro.

Love him or hate him, at the most basic level Kimmel seems like a good dude. As others have said, I thought that was pretty much perfect last night.
#5980
7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


I’ve thought about this, and you know what? I bet Glen Powell can get the chicks.

Maybe some hot ones, too.

#5982
10 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Weird, no mention of his beloved friend Charlie…

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So the takeaway is that the RNC and Trump are propping up FoxNews?

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#5984
8 hours ago, mchookem said:

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Not that chick!

#5985
12 hours ago, EastHorn said:

I just don’t get it with these Christian nationals. I did a religious school and could barely keep my eyes open in grade school listening to that Moses shit. Even as a young kid I’m like that shit is fake as hell. Plus Jesus kinda struck me as kind of a pussy. 

Turn the other check or something

#5986
10 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Yes, Jimmy Kimmel's show is an illegal campaign contribution.  Another conspiracy cracked by the guy who doesn't know how to Google words he can't pronounce before he goes on national tv to say them, but at least he's not staring directly into eclipses anymore, I guess?

Can we bring back the "R" word, with a hard "ard", just for this fucking idiot?

#5987

Cunt has already been deemed to be acceptable to describe him in this thread.  It doesn't hurt that the Brits are using the word as well to describe him.

Cankles McThroat Cunt.

#5988
2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


This Id pay to see.

Crockett would kick her ass, then Loomer would claim she was trans and that would be the new MAGA fever dream for the next 6 months. 

#5989
11 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Christian Nationalists are basically the Radical Muslims they love to hate so much.  

Been saying this for years. They are cracker jihadis.

#5990
3 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Can we bring back the "R" word, with a hard "ard", just for this fucking idiot?

Jimmy Kimmel's show = illegal campaign contribution.

Paying hush money to a porn star right before an election you don't want to lose = totally cool.

#5993
14 hours ago, Elvis said:

Well done Jimmy.  

Indeed. Huge swinging cojones.

#5995
13 hours ago, mchookem said:

and then Glen Powell was on talking about the Horns and McConaughey!! 😄

... and a Walter Cronkite reference! Get your Horns up!

And yeah, I'll echo the other posters saying Jimmy fucking nailed it last night. Struck just the absolute perfect chord. It was inspiring, and at least for me, gave me a little hope.

#5996
10 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Cut and paste the link into the reply box.

that’s what i did.

#5998
6 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


This Id pay to see.

You and me both, Brother Fuck.

It can only good happen.

#5999
16 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Weird, no mention of his beloved friend Charlie…

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