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#6403

In a way you have to feel a bit sorry for Usha.

By most accounts, JD was a lot less of a shithead until he went off to Peter Thiel's gay boot camp.

#6404
1 hour ago, Derka said:
The back of the head grab is flagrant lol https://t.co/mYmQC8DNBc

 

They are sleeping together

 

Yeah, but it doesn't count because he just has her keep her pants on.

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#6405
3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

In a way you have to feel a bit sorry for Usha.

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

 

#6406

Those spray on ass pants too. She seems kinda horned up for a recent widow.

#6407
5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Those spray on ass pants too. She seems kinda horned up for a recent widow.

Not exactly stanning for those tradwives is she?

Is there a such thing as a beringed, tight-pants tradslut?

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#6408
32 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

In a way you have to feel a bit sorry for Usha.

By most accounts, JD was a lot less of a shithead until he went off to Peter Thiel's gay boot camp.

nah, she clerked for kavanaugh and roberts.  fuck her.

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#6409
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Seriously.....I've hugged plenty of women who aren't my wife (or very close family members) over the past 30 years.  Close friends.  Strong professional contacts, even.  Never have I (1) put my hands on her hips like JD did, or (2) had her with her hand caressing the back of my head.  Like....never.   Not even close.  That's....something.

I notice you didn't mention the men you've hugged.

#6410
1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

In a way you have to feel a bit sorry for Usha.

By most accounts, JD was a lot less of a shithead until he went off to Peter Thiel's gay boot camp.

Naw, she knew what she was getting into. 

#6411
3 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Naw, she knew what she was getting into. 

Yeah, it's a transactional relationship. She has to buy new furniture every year, and in exchange, she gets to be married to the vice president.

#6412
17 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Its kinda funny how must ostriching yall will do to just avoid calling out the degenerates. 

OK fine. Anastasis has lost his fucking mind due to rage that  he no longer has a chance to lick charlie kirk's asshole at night. 

#6413

She’s not gonna fuck you ana. Actually, maybe she would, seems open for business. Shoot your shot playa.

#6415
4 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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Imagine what both of these couples' sex life must be like. 

#6416
Just now, Thatguy said:

Imagine what both of these couples' sex life must be like. 

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#6417

It's hard to say which one would be the more corpse-like, dead as fuck lay, Usha or Erika. 

Well, it's Erika, but they would both be like trying to plow a lifeless couch cushion. 

.....ohh woww. 

#6419
3 hours ago, 'stache said:

She’s not gonna fuck you ana. Actually, maybe she would, seems open for business. Shoot your shot playa.

Maybe he already did. Where were you on Sept 10th?

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#6420
4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Not exactly stanning for those tradwives is she?

Is there a such thing as a beringed, tight-pants tradslut?

I think the preferred nomenclature is soccer mom 

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#6423
13 hours ago, Bookman said:

I'm surprised people are still talking about this guy. 

Ana? Ppl not quoting him would help

#6424
30 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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I mean these are people obsessed with calling people cucks. His ghost will be in the corner on a chair.

#6425
10 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I mean these are people obsessed with calling people cucks. His ghost will be in the corner in a chair.

ftfy

#6426
2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

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1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

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Charlie who? 

#6427
7 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

In a way you have to feel a bit sorry for Usha.

By most accounts, JD was a lot less of a shithead until he went off to Peter Thiel's gay boot camp.

Nope. She is complicit. Fuck her.

#6430
7 hours ago, 'stache said:

Those spray on ass pants too. She seems kinda horned up for a recent widow.

In some parts of the world it’s traditional for a widow to wear her mourning leather pants for up to 5 years https://t.co/zgB3lcIh2M

 

#6431
2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think the preferred nomenclature is soccer mom 

Soccer moms, or as the Brits say, "yummy mummies," "slut out" with yoga pants and fitness wear.

The spandex pants, rings on four fingers, long-ass no-doubt extended hair, is another thing altogether.  Surprised she isn't wearing some form of fuckme pumps.

#6433
31 minutes ago, tchookem said:

Prove me wrong. 

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7 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

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And she stepped on the ball

#6435
1 hour ago, Underdog said:

 

 

Charlie who? 

Vance gettin’ it on with Charlie would be more believable.

#6436
2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Vance gettin’ it on with Charlie would be more believable.

Well, maybe not now.

#6438
18 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Soccer moms, or as the Brits say, "yummy mummies," "slut out" with yoga pants and fitness wear.

The spandex pants, rings on four fingers, long-ass no-doubt extended hair, is another thing altogether.  Surprised she isn't wearing some form of fuckme pumps.

I was looking at that photo and thought she's either won some conference championships, bowl games, or rolled a few 300s.  

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#6440
2 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

 

And she stepped on the ball

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#6441
they killed him so they could fuck his wife that's crazy man

 

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#6442
20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Seriously.....I've hugged plenty of women who aren't my wife (or very close family members) over the past 30 years.  Close friends.  Strong professional contacts, even.  Never have I (1) put my hands on her hips like JD did, or (2) had her with her hand caressing the back of my head.  Like....never.   Not even close.  That's....something.

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#6443
10 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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Being part of this circus has really aged her.  

#6447
1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Is that Charlie's casket or Usha's?  Cause she's going to be falling down some stairs soon.

Usha giving off these vibes.  I can only imagine what her family must be going through.  

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